Bellows
30th June 2006, 02:15 PM
From: odd th0mas (#130) [DELETE] [REPLY] [Fri. Jun. 30 0:54]
*sexy female recording*
"Thank you for dialing 1-900-fuckedbyoddth0mas. All operators are busy, but please stay on the line to find out exclusive details on how YOU can win a once in a round date with the odd-one, whom everyone loves to hate, OR hates to love!"
*elevator music*
*music ends, dials operator*
*feminine(gay) sounding person claiming to be 'Bob' answers*
"Hi I'm Bob. Thankyou for staying on the line, and now, let me tell you how you can be the lucky winner of this one-time offer.
Contestants(more than 300), beginning tonight, will jockey for position with ultimate goal of being number-one. The fortunate person who finds themselves ranked #1 at 11:55p.m. on June 30th(tomorrow) WINS the free date of a lifetime with the self proclaimed 'oddest of the odd'! Date will include:
#1 being stripped of nearly 125,000 vests!
#2 witnessing display of 150,000 guns blazing at once!
#3 BONUS* Free Tee-Shirt that reads 'I survived being fucked by odd th0mas!'
Basically a fucking that happens only once per every-other round! Sooo, what are you waiting for? It's NoHoldsBar! Feel free to kick, bite, choke and pull hair! Eye-gouging, spitting, and kicking below the belt are all encouraged! Do what you must, good people, and remember, only one person can win. Good luck everyone, and let the games begin. This was Bob, saying GOOD-DAY!"
*click(Bob hangs up)*
))DISCLAIMER((
a date with odd may cause rash, nausea, cramps, bloating, or swelling of the genital area. Women who are pregnant should first seek a physicians consent before playing! All previous winners in 'fucked-by-odd' sweepstakes are exempt and not elgible to play.
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*sexy female recording*
"Thank you for dialing 1-900-fuckedbyoddth0mas. All operators are busy, but please stay on the line to find out exclusive details on how YOU can win a once in a round date with the odd-one, whom everyone loves to hate, OR hates to love!"
*elevator music*
*music ends, dials operator*
*feminine(gay) sounding person claiming to be 'Bob' answers*
"Hi I'm Bob. Thankyou for staying on the line, and now, let me tell you how you can be the lucky winner of this one-time offer.
Contestants(more than 300), beginning tonight, will jockey for position with ultimate goal of being number-one. The fortunate person who finds themselves ranked #1 at 11:55p.m. on June 30th(tomorrow) WINS the free date of a lifetime with the self proclaimed 'oddest of the odd'! Date will include:
#1 being stripped of nearly 125,000 vests!
#2 witnessing display of 150,000 guns blazing at once!
#3 BONUS* Free Tee-Shirt that reads 'I survived being fucked by odd th0mas!'
Basically a fucking that happens only once per every-other round! Sooo, what are you waiting for? It's NoHoldsBar! Feel free to kick, bite, choke and pull hair! Eye-gouging, spitting, and kicking below the belt are all encouraged! Do what you must, good people, and remember, only one person can win. Good luck everyone, and let the games begin. This was Bob, saying GOOD-DAY!"
*click(Bob hangs up)*
))DISCLAIMER((
a date with odd may cause rash, nausea, cramps, bloating, or swelling of the genital area. Women who are pregnant should first seek a physicians consent before playing! All previous winners in 'fucked-by-odd' sweepstakes are exempt and not elgible to play.
hmmm who wants to place bets on how hard i get suicided before reset :ice: