lastnight...

[DnD]

so i was stumbling home from a party lastnight, through my ever so familiar alley, when people shine flashlights on me from the other end of the alley and are like "WINDSOR POLICE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" and i was like, fuck that its some people playing jokes on me, and i get all the way up the alley and into my backyard, when cops come from bothsides, and one of them tackles my ass then procedes to pat me down and the whole nine yards. after they let me go it turns out my mom heard the neighbours were fighting and then gunshots. :w00t2:

[KoRn]

Two part question for you.
Did they stick their fingers up your coit? If so did you enjoy it?

[DnD]

yes and most definatly

[KoRn]

Well sounds like it turned out to be a great night all round. More power to you I say.

[Calienta]

Canadian cops are dirty like that.... Buncha dirty horse ridin' bastards.

[Aiyana]

lol...thats a funny story


what did your mom say ?...hahaha


was it:oops:

[KoRn]

Cops in England don't even have guns! I could rob a store with a spud gun and they wouldn't be able to stop me. They'd be like "Oww, stop shooting us with potatoes ya Aussie bastard".

[RedRum]

the cops dot bug me much

[DnD]

lol...thats a funny story


what did your mom say ?...hahaha


was it:oops:

she said 'go to bed you lush, or ill shoot you too' :w00t2:

[Calienta]

And did you? And did she?


:w00t2:

[DnD]

And did you? And did she?


:w00t2:

i did. and apparantly the cops never went in the house nextdoor, they just knocked on the door when nobody answered, after a while they just left? there could be a corpse lying in there still! :w00t2: