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kizkiz
7th January 2008, 05:29 PM
I'm a friend of kizkiz, and am sad to say that he is dead :(

You all knew him as a great dopewars player.
I knew him as a bolivian, tuba playing dwarf.

His dying wish was for me to tell you about his wonderful life.

He was born to loving parents in a lunatic asylum in mongolia, but they sadly passed away before he was born.
He was bought up by a transexual in a german brothel.

Obviously he was the greatest player ever to grace the game of dopewars

So it's sad to say that an unfortunate accident involving an aubergine, KY jelly and a troop of performing monkeys has led to the death of this wonderful person.

The family would like anyone who knew kizkiz to donate vast sums of money to the following charity address...

kieransholidayfund@hotmail.com

KACK
7th January 2008, 05:33 PM
can i still donate even if i didnt know kizkiz personally? i like to donate $1.3mill :D

odd th0mas
7th January 2008, 05:36 PM
it seems a mass grave and a bulldozer operator is in need here. :)

Aeon
7th January 2008, 05:37 PM
careful you might catch it!

Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream
7th January 2008, 05:41 PM
to bad it isnt any staff members kicking the bucket lol

kitty
7th January 2008, 05:44 PM
to bad it isnt any staff members kicking the bucket lol

Perhaps they are but we just dont know cuz they are super secret hidden mods

odd th0mas
7th January 2008, 05:52 PM
those left here to live will eventually be envious of the dead! (H)

Tca
7th January 2008, 10:37 PM
i for one am donating $100 million dollars, this is just a tradgey :( :P

KACK
8th January 2008, 12:04 AM
ok ill up mines to $200 mill

Krámse
8th January 2008, 04:46 AM
:boohoo I'm so broken up about this, although I'm not suprised that there were family pets inolved in the accident.

As long time friend of Kiz (pre-DW) I've offered to help him, I mean his family administer the fund. Could former members of Nuns On The Run make themselves available for a two fingered, sorry two gun salute.:boohoo:

steff
8th January 2008, 11:27 AM
Best place for the filthy copper!

Pleb
8th January 2008, 11:32 AM
I'll donate if we can have his body stuffed and mounted so we can use him for darts practice.

kiz we barely knew ya

swiss miss
8th January 2008, 03:08 PM
Best place for the filthy copper!

we'll probably get two of those stupid community support officers that have zero power in his place, this is indeed awful news :(