I have a dream! (KoG Contest)

[Kloaked Spirit]

Ok, in honor of Martin Luther King and his I Have a Dream speech, this contest will be easy.

You must mimic the Dream speech explaining your dreams of being the KoG. You will have until I announce a winner to submit your entry. The one I find most humorous will become KoG for the next 2 weeks. Also, no editing of the entries by the current KoG is allowed.

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Oddthought dream.

I have a dream that one day this forum will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that noone is created equal to tung."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former spammers and the sons of staff members will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the forum of oddthought, a forum sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis if utter anarchy.

I have a dream that one day douchebags and douchebagettes will not be judged by the color of there font but buy their pics of tubgirl.

I have a shit today.

And if oddthought is to be a great forum this must become true. So let anarchy ring from the dirty depths of gc. Let anarchy ring from the slums of dopewars. Let anarchy ring from survival of speices,,,well fuck it never mind there tha shit is worthess
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Let tung rule from the pit of despair!

Let anrachy reign from the anus of every tubgirl pic!

But not only that; let anrchy rule from the dirty depths of KS jockey sport man panties!

Let freedom ring from shithole of a shoutbox to the racist mouth of asshole


And when this happens, when we allow anarchy to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of tungs enemies, nigger and honkys men, lesbos and pedos, gc and dw, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Nigger spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, donation codes are free at last!"

[Todd]

I had a dream... i was dreaming i was awake, but then i woke up and found myself asleep :dunno:

[Juicy Fruit]

I had a dream I killed tung and was praised by all. Then I was made KoG then I woke up got on line, and was like FTW.

[wats_up]

I have a dreamsicle

[Kloaked Spirit]

This was old.. real old. I made a winner. It's me. :P