Your Obituary

[JaiJai]

We regret to announce the disturbing death of JaiJai , who on the 4th of March of this year was meticulously stabbed by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Did you hear something?" just before expiring. JaiJai is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed, a goldfish, and fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.



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[hoos]

We regret to announce the disturbing death of JaiJai , who on the 4th of March of this year was meticulously stabbed by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Did you hear something?" just before expiring. JaiJai is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed, a goldfish, and fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.



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/me is not surprised she is already being looted. Jacx was always shifty in my eyes

[Calienta]

We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of Rachel, who on the 3rd of October of this year was randomly perforated by an ooze creature. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. Rachel is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

lol not likely, all my plants die!

[JaiJai]

LOL hoos... then why didn't you warn me!!?? :argh:










pssst jacx can loot me anytime :heybabe:

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

when my time on earth has passed
bury me upside down so everyone can kiss my ass

[the squid of despair]

We regret to announce the disturbing passing of Killaho, who on the 19th of April of this year was carefully smushed by several zombies. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Make sure my Mom gets this ring!" just before expiring. Killaho is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.

[Quick Chow]

We regret to announce the disturbing demise of quick chow, who on the 2nd of April of this year was carefully smothered in hot fat by a pretty hefty woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Put this on!" just before expiring. quick chow is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.

oh come on!

[hoos]

LOL hoos... then why didn't you warn me!!?? :argh:










pssst jacx can loot me anytime :heybabe:


:puke: you knew what you were getting into when you started talking to a Brit.

[Grendel]

We regret to announce the disturbing passing of Grendel, who on the 2nd of June of this year was randomly stabbed by a wandering demon. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring. Grendel is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.

[Santo]

We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of Santo, who on the 5th of June of this year was callously smothered in hot fat by a deranged axe-murderer. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Does anyone have a band-aid?" just before expiring. Santo is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

I didn't know i had a chimpanzee :eh:

even worst is, i didn't know i i had a chimpanzee with Grendel :S

[Jacx]

We regret to announce the unfortunate expiration of Jacx, who on the 3rd of October of this year was brutally minced by an angry old woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "This SUCKS!" just before expiring. Jacx is survived by some large debts. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.

[miemio]

We regret to announce the unpleasant expiration of Miemio, who on the 3rd of October of this year was helplessly smushed by an angry old woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring. Miemio is survived by a goldfish. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month. :D

I think that woman is on some kind of killing-spree, I hope someone (who is still alive) will notify the authorities..

[KACK]

We regret to announce the disturbing passing of Karan Desai, who on the 2nd of April of this year was meticulously stabbed by bears. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan somewhere on http://www.joker-bikes.de/tim/egghunt/eggs/95d8a026c.52 (http://www.joker-bikes.de/tim/egghunt/egg.php?id=52&key=95d8a026c)Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. Karan Desai is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.

the day after my birthday, i die.

[Smash Bros]

We regret to announce the untimely demise of Smash Bros, who on the 7th of August of this year was viciously cannibalized by a deranged axe-murderer. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Cripes!" just before expiring. Smash Bros is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.

[Juicy Fruit]

We regret to announce the unfortunate demise of Juicy Fruit, who on the 3rd of February of this year was carefully buried alive by a pack of marauding cultists. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Cripes!" just before expiring. Juicy Fruit is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

We regret to announce the disturbing demise of THE BIG RED, who on the 4th of April of this year was meticulously cannibalized by bears. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Put this on!" just before expiring. THE BIG RED is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of tung, who on the 2nd of July of this year was meticulously minced by Gizmorlag the Slug Demon. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Make sure my Mom gets this ring!" just before expiring. tung is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

[Aeon]

We regret to announce the untimely passing of Aeon, who on the 7th of April of this year was randomly bored to death by a homicidal maniac. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Put this on!" just before expiring. Aeon is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.