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KoRn
7th July 2006, 01:08 AM
I'm watching this dumb bitches match right now and I wanna SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD! Grunting is one thing but this cow literally screems at the top of her lungs everytime she hits the ball, well except for when she hits it after winning the point or on a fault, funny that.
All I can think of is imagine her in bed, she'd go off. You'd need a fucking muzzle to shut her up.

*Ninja Edit*
The crowd even starts laughing at her in long rallies, she'd have to realise she's being a complete tool.
Buckledmac
7th July 2006, 01:27 AM
Uganja tells me she gunts even louder in bed ;-)
Dymond
7th July 2006, 02:06 AM
LOL dude she is HOT and she actually can play the game unlike Anna..let her grunt..
Uganja
7th July 2006, 06:26 AM
I agree... the world needs more women who groan....
Makaveli
7th July 2006, 10:38 AM
I agree... the world needs more women who groan....
and more sexy women like sharapova but with bigger tits
Bellows
7th July 2006, 10:48 AM
she turns me on

http://maria-sharapova.boom.ru/images/Maria-Sharapova.071.jpg
RobCheadle
7th July 2006, 10:41 PM
she turns me on

http://maria-sharapova.boom.ru/images/Maria-Sharapova.071.jpg


Quoted for emphasis, and so that their are two of her. One for me and one for Bellows.

I agree Uganja, we need more women who maka de noise!!


Apparantly a subway train makes enough noise to generate 89 decibals... a police car makes enough noise to generate 100 decibals... Maria Sharapova's grunt is 101 decibals.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4118708.stm
Aaron Carter
7th July 2006, 10:45 PM
more groanin the betta i say ! !
Bellows
7th July 2006, 10:54 PM
Quoted for emphasis, and so that their are two of her. One for me and one for Bellows.

I agree Uganja, we need more women who maka de noise!!


Apparantly a subway train makes enough noise to generate 89 decibals... a police car makes enough noise to generate 100 decibals... Maria Sharapova's grunt is 101 decibals.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4118708.stm

http://maria-sharapova.boom.ru/images/Maria-Sharapova.071.jpg

quoted for emphasis
RobCheadle
10th July 2006, 09:11 PM
http://maria-sharapova.boom.ru/images/Maria-Sharapova.071.jpg

quoted for emphasis


Quoted 'wishing that banana was MY cock'
Grendel
11th July 2006, 01:33 AM
Quoted 'wishing that banana was MY cock'

What? All yellow and peeling? :oops: