Lord Temujin
23rd March 2008, 12:03 PM
Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn't it?
Where I picked this up
http://fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
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Alright, I understand that each and every religion has its own opinion of things and that YES there are ALOT of stupid people out there..who says STUPID fucking things because their beliefs are alll messed up
However..I fail to understand how someone can be this deluded..I am curious if anybody else See's how funny it is that This individual Accuses Atheists of witchhunting...while doing exactly that..suggesting that because HE is christian..His religion is inherently morally superior
Now here is my question, Does anyone else Feel that just because of who and what they worship that They are morally superior to every other religion.
Secondary question....HOW does you reading a different version of the bible/kuran/satanic bible/etc.
Make you inherently superior, Specifically, when referring to the christian,catholic,jewish,muslim holy books as they were all based off the same original texts?
Edit: corrected spelling error
Edit 2: added link
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn't it?
Where I picked this up
http://fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
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__________
_______
Alright, I understand that each and every religion has its own opinion of things and that YES there are ALOT of stupid people out there..who says STUPID fucking things because their beliefs are alll messed up
However..I fail to understand how someone can be this deluded..I am curious if anybody else See's how funny it is that This individual Accuses Atheists of witchhunting...while doing exactly that..suggesting that because HE is christian..His religion is inherently morally superior
Now here is my question, Does anyone else Feel that just because of who and what they worship that They are morally superior to every other religion.
Secondary question....HOW does you reading a different version of the bible/kuran/satanic bible/etc.
Make you inherently superior, Specifically, when referring to the christian,catholic,jewish,muslim holy books as they were all based off the same original texts?
Edit: corrected spelling error
Edit 2: added link