So! You're new and you wanna live on our island?

[Calienta]

Right, The Dharma Initiative is on a hunt for some new players! You must either be totally new OR have no allegiances to anybody. If you are the latter, tell me why you have no allegiances. I don't care if you're crap, we can teach you to play to your full potential!

I'll tell you what we're looking for: players who will be dedicated, loyal, AND who have a sense of humour and a smattering of intelligence.

Please send me a message and I'll give you a quick questionnaire to fill out :) The likelihood of a smacked bottom depends on the effort you put into it.

Thanks in advance! Have a lovely day :)

EDIT: Due to overwhelming demand, I will provide a picture of a naked thigh for your viewing pleasure upon receipt of your answers.

[Infidel]

holy shit im in. where's my thigh?

and whats a smattering?

and Dharma?

allegiences to who? ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

which game is this again?

GIVE ME MY QUESTIONAIRE!!! I WANT MY THIGH :argh:

[BlazingAces]

I'll have a crack at answering your questions...

holy shit im in. where's my thigh?

Probably still in the recesses of your imagination, waiting for Cali to pick it up and send it to your computer, in the form of an ambiguously erotic image.

and whats a smattering?

Asking that question proves that you are more than certified to be a member of the Dharma Initiative.

and Dharma?

That's the name of the Cartel; The Dharma Initiative.

allegiences to who?

To anybody.

which game is this again?

A3, but if numbers pick up, Dharma will be moving to A1 - medal room.

[Smash Bros]

wow :|

cali is this your actual thigh??? oir a scam with you sending out pictures of chicken thighs??

[Chronic]

Ill play...no allegiances here. Havent played in months

[Duffman]

im new, dont realy no what im doin either! i have no allegiances in this game either, dont realy have many friends in this game yet

[Calienta]

Pm's sent guys!

And Smash - you won't know unless you fill out the questionnaire! :angel:

[Infidel]

I'll have a crack at answering your questions...

holy shit im in. where's my thigh?

Probably still in the recesses of your imagination, waiting for Cali to pick it up and send it to your computer, in the form of an ambiguously erotic image.

and whats a smattering?

Asking that question proves that you are more than certified to be a member of the Dharma Initiative.

and Dharma?

That's the name of the Cartel; The Dharma Initiative.

allegiences to who?

To anybody.

which game is this again?

A3, but if numbers pick up, Dharma will be moving to A1 - medal room.

no but waht is a Dharma??? and does this mean i'll have to play dw? cause i'd rather just have my thigh and go

[Calienta]

Nope, you'll have to play DW! And Dharma is a group from the tv show LOST. Come on now, no thigh unless you really really want to play with me!

[Infidel]

Nope, you'll have to play DW! And Dharma is a group from the tv show LOST. Come on now, no thigh unless you really really want to play with me!

wait a second.... are you just trying to get me to join this company in the hopes of seeing an original thigh but then cheat me out of it?

cause i mean if you show me a breast that's unacceptable. I'm a thigh guy and i want a real thigh none of this synthetic crap OKAY!?!

[Calienta]

no, I PROMISE that you will get a real picture of a real thigh. Jesse already got his picture, just ask him!

[Zeus]

hey hey, c'mon now, where is my thigh pic :@

[Santo]

hey hey, c'mon now, where is my thigh pic :@


And mine :glare:

[Calienta]

Fill out the questionnaire, boys :)

[NovaCaine]

why should we have to fill out the questionnaire when we are already apart of the team? seein we are already apart of the team we should get to choose what we want a pic of...

Im an ass man so send me a pic asap...

[Calienta]

Nope I still require the questionnaire to be filled! Please and THANK YOU!

[NovaCaine]

this is not right i am so pissed at you right now...

[Infidel]

it's a lie!!! its a not a chicken thigh. so for all of you who are hoping to get some good finger licking chicken. start looking elsewhere. she lies... :glare:

[Calienta]

Hey, it's not my fault that you'd rather look at a pasty white chicken instead of some long, smooth female legs.

I'll send you your damned chicken thigh :glare:

[NovaCaine]

what a shit leader you are :grin:

[Calienta]

:glare:

Andrew, I'ma have to smack you for that one :glare:

[NovaCaine]

shall i pull down my pants for this one?

[Calienta]

Yes. Bend over like a good boy, now.

[Drunken Monk]

I offered to play for you last round, and that still stands for next round. Frankly I'm still undecided wether I'm going to continue playing or not, but if I do, I'll play for the Initiative if you'll have me. Just...no thigh pics please lol. Ash would have my head AND yours!:cheeky:

[Calienta]

LOL okay. Well I thought you were taking off for the summer ... but if you're still around, I'll let you know :)

[Drunken Monk]

LOL okay. Well I thought you were taking off for the summer ... but if you're still around, I'll let you know :)

I'll be around for the next two rounds so yeah, do let me know. Also please check out my Enigma recruitment post and add ur name in there if you're interested for next round. We've had this conversation just yesterday i think but just reminding you again anyways hehe.

[Tca]

oh man

yous have to fill out that questionaire (sp)

rachels thigh is bloody drool material :D

[Calienta]

Bumping this sucker :angel: