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Pleb
30th May 2006, 08:17 PM
One of the funnier spams I've received recently

Good day and Compliments,
I got your contact from the internet, and picked interest to write you. I am a
female student of University of Cotonou Republic Du Benin. I am 24 yrs old. I'd
like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have
a long-term relationship with you and to know more about
you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you
will be able to help me in this transaction.

Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left me and my younger brother
behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him before he died. I was
a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now
because my younger brother is still a kid and my mother is not literate enough
to know my entire father's wealth.

He left $27,350,000 [Twenty Seven Million Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand
Dollars)with The Union Bank Swiss Finance London United Kingdom(UBS) and I don't
know how to start up with the whole thing and what I will do to invest
this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over
what belongs to my father and his name, which they are planning to do without my
consent because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. That is why
I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the
grace of God, you will surely help me invest this money. I am ready to pay 20%
of the total amount to you if you will sincerely help us in this business and
another 10%interest of annual income to you, for handling this business for us,
which you will strongly have absolute control over.

If you will handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in
lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will link you to The Union Bank Swiss
Finance London United Kingdom (UBS) for further agreement. Please, note that
this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the
transaction as quickly as possible,

I look forward hearing from you soonest.

Yours sincerely,

Princess Naomi Williams Ajana.
EMail: princessnaomi_williams@zonai.com

I got your contact from the internet
:scratch:

I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you
will be able to help me in this transaction.
:no3:

I am ready to pay 20%
of the total amount to you if you will sincerely help us in this business and
another 10%interest of annual income to you, for handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over
:finger: :bukkake2:

Pleb
30th May 2006, 08:17 PM
One of the funnier spams I've received recently

Good day and Compliments,
I got your contact from the internet, and picked interest to write you. I am a
female student of University of Cotonou Republic Du Benin. I am 24 yrs old. I'd
like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have
a long-term relationship with you and to know more about
you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you
will be able to help me in this transaction.

Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left me and my younger brother
behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him before he died. I was
a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now
because my younger brother is still a kid and my mother is not literate enough
to know my entire father's wealth.

He left $27,350,000 [Twenty Seven Million Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand
Dollars)with The Union Bank Swiss Finance London United Kingdom(UBS) and I don't
know how to start up with the whole thing and what I will do to invest
this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over
what belongs to my father and his name, which they are planning to do without my
consent because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. That is why
I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the
grace of God, you will surely help me invest this money. I am ready to pay 20%
of the total amount to you if you will sincerely help us in this business and
another 10%interest of annual income to you, for handling this business for us,
which you will strongly have absolute control over.

If you will handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in
lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will link you to The Union Bank Swiss
Finance London United Kingdom (UBS) for further agreement. Please, note that
this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the
transaction as quickly as possible,

I look forward hearing from you soonest.

Yours sincerely,

Princess Naomi Williams Ajana.
EMail: princessnaomi_williams@zonai.com

I got your contact from the internet
:scratch:

I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you
will be able to help me in this transaction.
:no3:

I am ready to pay 20%
of the total amount to you if you will sincerely help us in this business and
another 10%interest of annual income to you, for handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over
:finger: :bukkake2:

Cowboy From Hell
30th May 2006, 10:47 PM
wait! what if it's true???:smart:

Cowboy From Hell
30th May 2006, 10:47 PM
wait! what if it's true???:smart:

Dymond
31st May 2006, 05:08 AM
Damn dude, tell her you'll do it if she marries you and you'll be fucking KING!!! Then kill her and get a harum of hot chicks to do your bidding..SWEEETTTTTT!!

j/k nice scam though

Dymond
31st May 2006, 05:08 AM
Damn dude, tell her you'll do it if she marries you and you'll be fucking KING!!! Then kill her and get a harum of hot chicks to do your bidding..SWEEETTTTTT!!

j/k nice scam though

Cowboy Killer
31st May 2006, 07:23 AM
still cant understand the scam...they dident ask for any money from you...its obvious bullshit, and they will fuck you somewhere down the line, im just not sure when and how.

Cowboy Killer
31st May 2006, 07:23 AM
still cant understand the scam...they dident ask for any money from you...its obvious bullshit, and they will fuck you somewhere down the line, im just not sure when and how.

GENERAL. May Hemm
31st May 2006, 06:37 PM
still cant understand the scam...they dident ask for any money from you...its obvious bullshit, and they will fuck you somewhere down the line, im just not sure when and how.

They ask for your bank details so that they can transfer the money into your account, what happens is that they empty it.
The funniest i got was from someone who fled Zimbabwe with a safe containing $100 million dollars in cash. THATS A HUGE SAFE! (unless of course they were $1million dollar notes.)

GENERAL. May Hemm
31st May 2006, 06:37 PM
still cant understand the scam...they dident ask for any money from you...its obvious bullshit, and they will fuck you somewhere down the line, im just not sure when and how.

They ask for your bank details so that they can transfer the money into your account, what happens is that they empty it.
The funniest i got was from someone who fled Zimbabwe with a safe containing $100 million dollars in cash. THATS A HUGE SAFE! (unless of course they were $1million dollar notes.)

Phoenix
4th June 2006, 04:43 AM
I laugh so hard when i get those...

Mark
4th June 2006, 12:44 PM
lol that is one of the better ones i have seen

Nickything
5th June 2006, 05:09 AM
Ah the old Nigerian 419 scam, I love them! There are some fab examples here where the attempted scammers were baited back http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

VikesWookie
5th June 2006, 05:21 AM
My company has been getting those for years. They just want bank numbers to filter loot.

vodkamilkshake
8th June 2006, 10:59 PM
I came across this Nigerian university. Check the course descriptions... kept me laughing for quite some time
http://www.universityofnigeria.com/courses.htm