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Spork!!!
13th June 2008, 04:35 AM
Lazy, smelly beasties eat all your food, cost you a fortune and hog the TV.
They should all do national service/united nations/overseas aide work/foreign legion between ages 14 to 21. Seems the best time for them to contribute, while they still know frecking everything about everything. :whistle:

Discuss. :goodevil:


To any of those lazy, smelly, food consuming tv hogging beasties who are reading this, please give your reasons (if any) against. :popcorn:

Drunken Monk
13th June 2008, 08:00 AM
Teenage girls are angels! Delicate, moody, dramatic, loving, affectionate, passionate, beautiful, gorgeous angels!...and whores..and angels!


Teenage boys, well don't be surprised if you find a wankstain while cleaning their boxers cause that's all they do the fuckers :glare:


I'll tell ya what, send all the 17-21 year old boys off to do all that service which will leave all the 17-21 year old girls sad and inconsolable and in desperate need of comfort, and that's where I step in! muhuhahaha! ;)

Chronic
13th June 2008, 10:25 AM
Lazy, smelly beasties eat all your food, cost you a fortune and hog the TV.
They should all do national service/united nations/overseas aide work/foreign legion between ages 14 to 21. Seems the best time for them to contribute, while they still know frecking everything about everything. :whistle:

Discuss. :goodevil:


To any of those lazy, smelly, food consuming tv hogging beasties who are reading this, please give your reasons (if any) against. :popcorn:

Isnt that the truth.....i have a 15 year old son that sits around playing video games all day, eating all day, and then complaining he is bored. Dam it, go outside and do something.......thats why youth of today are becoming obese, especially over here in the U.S. Dam kids think we are stupid and they know all...........

thats ok, i told them when they get married and have kids i will be at their house, sitting on their couch, eating their food, scratching my ass and shoving wrappers in the couch cushions and then they will understand what i was talking about all these years.....lol

cunexttuesday
13th June 2008, 10:55 AM
thats ok, i told them when they get married and have kids i will be at their house, sitting on their couch, eating their food, scratching my ass and shoving wrappers in the couch cushions and then they will understand what i was talking about all these years.....lol

LMAO

My mother said something similar to me!

Chronic
13th June 2008, 02:20 PM
LMAO

My mother said something similar to me!

LOL....... and even though she might have not followed thru with it, you probably understood more and more every day....lol

XXX
13th June 2008, 03:57 PM
:snuggle: Ya know that's how it seems when they are still young and your a young parent haveing to deal with it but your still learning too. Then they grow up. Then just whe it seem's like you get your wish, you get older, they move away and you miss them,,,,,Lot's and lot's.


:goodevil:Bring on the grandkid's!!!!!!

Drunken Monk
13th June 2008, 04:00 PM
:snuggle: Ya know that's how it seems when they are still young and your a young parent haveing to deal with it but your still learning too. Then they grow up. Then just whe it seem's like you get your wish, you get older, they move away and you miss them,,,,,Lot's and lot's.


:goodevil:Bring on the grandkid's!!!!!!


Well to put a serious tinge on it, yes I suppose I'm never going to be able to appreciate the true meaning of kids before I get some of my own but when I do, I'll look this thread up and necro post all about it lol. As for being one myself, lol well just ask my mom. If she were part of the forum, she'd out 100s of these threads :hehe:

XXX
13th June 2008, 04:17 PM
Well to put a serious tinge on it, yes I suppose I'm never going to be able to appreciate the true meaning of kids before I get some of my own but when I do, I'll look this thread up and necro post all about it lol. As for being one myself, lol well just ask my mom. If she were part of the forum, she'd out 100s of these threads :hehe:
:snuggle:Hey Monk,,,Hook us up.

EviLWaYz
13th June 2008, 04:32 PM
hey rember you where all teenagers once and it was easyier then when you get older trust me lol...... but yeah you get some that think they are the bad and they are just wanna be thugs.... any one else think so?

Drunken Monk
13th June 2008, 06:09 PM
:snuggle:Hey Monk,,,Hook us up.


Hey XXX try some muscle relaxant on your penis! :mad:

EviLWaYz
13th June 2008, 07:01 PM
Hey XXX try some muscle relaxant on your penis! :mad:

or just slow down with the lil blue pills u horny fucker

Chronic
13th June 2008, 08:31 PM
:snuggle: Ya know that's how it seems when they are still young and your a young parent haveing to deal with it but your still learning too. Then they grow up. Then just whe it seem's like you get your wish, you get older, they move away and you miss them,,,,,Lot's and lot's.


:goodevil:Bring on the grandkid's!!!!!!


Im sure you are right bro...just wish the little butts would get it when they lived at home. No they dont need to be little adults but a thought of cleanliness, helping out without complaining, and respect for the fact that we dont work because we love it, we have to, to provide the basics and to hopefully spoil somewhat,and we all know it isnt getting any easier these days.