POTW: Stranded on a.....

[Jacx]

Ok so me and Resa are in bed, we have been watching some comedy shows and were in a good mood.

Then Resa hits me with a belter of a question influenced by part of the show.

It was as follows:

If you was stranded on a desert Island, and you had the choice of being stranded with a pure virgin or a slutty broad, which one would you choose and why?

Now its a great question for a few reasons...do I want to be the corrupter or be corrupted ....or being as the question is from the wife, do I risk wrath for giving the wrong answer...help me out here damn it!

[Diogee]

umm I want to be stranded with Resa :P ... you know that way you can come rescue us :innocent:

[the squid of despair]

Can I have Dorris?

By the way John, if you want the slutty broad, You're set. Just bring Resa.

[JaiJai]

Yes yes...I admit, John corrupted me :heybabe:




lol diogee... I don't mind being stranded with ya... afterall, since you're homosexual and all, I feel safe :D





errr it wasn't a secret was it? :$

[Calienta]

PMSL.

I would pick to be stuck with a virgin because you just can't be sure of the diseases some people have these days!

[Santo]

Can I pick Racha?

[JaiJai]

You can pick any slutty broad ya want Santo ;)





:haha:j/k





:run:

[Calienta]

:O


Resa you are in for a smacked bottom :glare:

[JaiJai]

:O


Resa you are in for a smacked bottom :glare:


Promise? :heybabe:

[Calienta]

Promise? :heybabe:

Hmmm ... punishments aren't supposed to be enjoyable. I'm going to have to think of something else :glare:

[Santo]

:O


Resa you are in for a smacked bottom :glare:


What about me? :O

[Calienta]

What about me? :O

I suppose we can arrange something on the island.

[hoos]

What about me? :O

shh shh Santo, let them all get worked up about themselves and see what happens. You don't want to disturb them..... yet.

[Pot4life]

a virgin because its all in the teaching of the ways :)

but the again, after you taught them they become clingy

so beer and blow up doll is looking like a good choice

[<~OVER RATED~>]

Ok so me and Resa are in bed, we have been watching some comedy shows and were in a good mood.

Then Resa hits me with a belter of a question influenced by part of the show.

It was as follows:

If you was stranded on a desert Island, and you had the choice of being stranded with a pure virgin or a slutty broad, which one would you choose and why?

Now its a great question for a few reasons...do I want to be the corrupter or be corrupted ....or being as the question is from the wife, do I risk wrath for giving the wrong answer...help me out here damn it!

i would take your wife cos shes your wife :heybabe: makes it fun :P

p.s calienta where is my spanking too

[Nazkyn]

I would only be stranded with a virgin if she shared the same level of passion as I have for a nice game of strip chess/Scrabble.

[Jacx]

what a pile of bollocks, i think half of the users are lying and would go for the slut

[TraPStaR]

either answer you give her, remember your not gonna be picking her...lol its a lose lose situation...

plus which girl is hot and which is not cuz remember you cant just fuck the whole time... cuz id rather have the one that wants to wait on me hand and foot and actually help out on the island... think ahead on how you would answer that ? :P

[Spork!!!]

thats a no-brainer.
1st night, 18 beers would do.
Next day, inflate doll and use as raft. Let winds take you to nearest shipping channel. You have 6 beers to last the voyage.
;)

[Uganja]

A virgin, so then i'd feel less bad about being one myself

:hehe:

[<~OVER RATED~>]

what a pile of bollocks, i think half of the users are lying and would go for the slut
damn you got me!!! :hidey:

[Nazkyn]

what a pile of bollocks, i think half of the users are lying and would go for the slut

Definitely, but only if the slut came with two full suitcases packed with protection, as one would go through them rather quickly. I would certainly be inclined to wear a few layers for each respective session (Y)

[fukinguy]

A complex question! I love these...

This fukinguy initally voted for his spouse, and I can't get her to do shit at home, so I am kinda thinking, maybe she wouldn't be the best survival buddy.

Then I am thinking, hell yeah I love virgins, and competition is low. But virgins turn into Class 5 wackos after the first time. If I am deserted on a island, I think I rather at least go insane from being alone, kinda like that movie with Tom Hanks.

The slut option. Experience is good, but then I started thinking about how Bear Gryll's in Man vs. Wild got stunk by a bee and his face swelled up. I don't want that to happen to my pecker.

So by process of elimination the case of beer and the blow up doll should win. First off, a case of beer gets me through the initial shock... sweet. Tom Hanks has to dress Wilson up with blood and hair, but me... I'm set, Wilsonette is already a good date, plus she won't be eating my food, drinking my water or talking back. I revote for the Case of Beer and a Wilsonette.

[Jacx]

most honest and smartest comment i have seen!

Of course the wife is then gonna see this and my balls are gonna get busted and thus ba$*tard for making me comment.

You bad bad man!

[fukinguy]

Lol!

[Tca]

virgin

stuck for long enough and she'll become a slut anyway ;)