TraPStaR
19th August 2008, 01:25 AM
Button Pusher
lol that's true... but i hate thinking...
How to become friends with Trapstar:
-click Add to Friends.
-wait while myspace lags for 50 seconds because his profile gets more hits than a red-headed-step-child at the family reunion.
-enter your plea for friendship, or at least acceptance in 150 characters or less.
-use the best of your stalker abilities (creeping outside his window, stalking his facebook prior, asking him blatantly in GC game talk) decipher his last name and/or email address that he created his myspace with (not the one his fanmail goes to, this is a common misconception)
-wait through 90 versions of the Captcha images to load, til you acquire one that is:
-legible
-not too shiny
-is actually keyed to the letters/numbers they show you
-not a fake myspace phishing site designed to hack your profile and spam your friends (including Trapstar)
Finally
-enter your mother's maiden name into Trap's "I'm not your daddy... am I?" database, and wait for Montel to return in 3 episodes with the results
congratulations, pending a thorough background check, decontamination, physical, stress test, and 5 to 7 day waiting period, you have your very own Trapstar, as a Myspace friend (or at least you can tell your mom that)
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lol that's true... but i hate thinking...
How to become friends with Trapstar:
-click Add to Friends.
-wait while myspace lags for 50 seconds because his profile gets more hits than a red-headed-step-child at the family reunion.
-enter your plea for friendship, or at least acceptance in 150 characters or less.
-use the best of your stalker abilities (creeping outside his window, stalking his facebook prior, asking him blatantly in GC game talk) decipher his last name and/or email address that he created his myspace with (not the one his fanmail goes to, this is a common misconception)
-wait through 90 versions of the Captcha images to load, til you acquire one that is:
-legible
-not too shiny
-is actually keyed to the letters/numbers they show you
-not a fake myspace phishing site designed to hack your profile and spam your friends (including Trapstar)
Finally
-enter your mother's maiden name into Trap's "I'm not your daddy... am I?" database, and wait for Montel to return in 3 episodes with the results
congratulations, pending a thorough background check, decontamination, physical, stress test, and 5 to 7 day waiting period, you have your very own Trapstar, as a Myspace friend (or at least you can tell your mom that)
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