I got an idea...

[tftmc]

Make this place stop sucking.

[Button Pusher]

what level of suction are we referring?

-standing behind a fan
-dirt devil
-hoover
-kirby
-dyson
-that tube thingy in the bank drive-thru
-jet engine
-______*'s mom
-black hole
-_______*

* insert the name of the person you despise most from the Oddthought community i.e. Button Pusher

[TraPStaR]

what level of suction are we referring?

-standing behind a fan
-dirt devil
-hoover
-kirby
-dyson
-that tube thingy in the bank drive-thru
-jet engine
-______*'s mom
-black hole
-_______*

* insert the name of the person you despise most from the Oddthought community i.e. Button Pusher

am i to assume that a dyson is better than the hoover and dirt devils??? haha

[Button Pusher]

yeah, actually it's a 10-point system, i didn't put down the numbers, but yeah that's the idea, from weak to strong going down (pun strongly intented :D)

[blindsquirrel9]

am i to assume that a dyson is better than the hoover and dirt devils??? haha


I can't speak for Kirby but a Dyson is hands down a better vacuum than Hoover or Dirt Devil. It sucks way more. It's the only cannister that has no loss in suction and is approved by the American Asthma Association.

[Infidel]

i was going to say this idea sucks from just looking at the title, but the body of the message spoke to me. i agree completely

[TraPStaR]

I can't speak for Kirby but a Dyson is hands down a better vacuum than Hoover or Dirt Devil. It sucks way more. It's the only cannister that has no loss in suction and is approved by the American Asthma Association.

i been looking at the dyson but cost is to high for a fucking vacuum... $459 anything close to one for around 150? lol

[wats_up]

Use Infidels mums black hole

[jolmes]

what level of suction are we referring?

-standing behind a fan
-dirt devil
-hoover
-kirby
-dyson
-that tube thingy in the bank drive-thru
-jet engine
-______*'s mom
-black hole
-_______*

* insert the name of the person you despise most from the Oddthought community i.e. Button Pusher

BP that was FUCKING hilarious :):flowers:

and tftmc you bring up very valid points :) I hope you put it under AIW like a good boy so they don't give you a violation...:whistle::flowers::flowers:

[blindsquirrel9]

i been looking at the dyson but cost is to high for a fucking vacuum... $459 anything close to one for around 150? lol

Yeah, they're crazy expensive but they are a kick ass vacuum. I used to be the manager in charge of vacuums at Sears and I still only have a cheap ass Hoover.

[Button Pusher]

yeah i ranked kirby above hoover, based on the fact i own a hoover, and my buddy worked as a salesman in the kirby cult... for about a month, and dysons... yeah apparently they are awesome... but let's be serious... i can't afford the free demo of a dyson :)

btw, does anyone know how i can get one of those vacuum hookups that the banks use... THOSE ARE FUCKING SWEET! never thought of the awesome potential until that car insurance commercial with the jackass kid waging war on the dude in the auto teller line :)

[tftmc]

first off it sucks like the intake for a rocket.

anyways....Kirby's are great vacuums, BUT they cost waaay too much, sales pitches are annoying, my brother and friend worked for them, worked 12-16 hours a day, sold some, but mostly got nothing. and his boss kept trying to hire me. the kirby business is such a scam

[Button Pusher]

yeah no shit, though the 'sect' of the kirby company my buddy was in appeared more as a cult, there's songs, and chanting and according to another friend we found out much later worked there longer, the only one really profitting off the sales was the 'leader' or as he called him "the kirby messiah" literally they are like one koolaid punch bowl away from cult in my book :)

don't you like how in one post i managed to hijack the thread that could have easily gone to the AIW grave like most good threads and became an inciteful "how good is your vacuum cleaner" thread

just trying to help :)

[Mike]

you want a good sweeper... get a rainbow. they're uber expensive but they are the absolute best on the market

[Timoteo32]

I can't believe there's a serious thread about vacuum cleaners. I mean if I knew there was gonna be one, I'd have bet it at BP's hand, but still one of the more entertaining things I've stumbled accross.

[sham0915]

I can't speak for Kirby but a Dyson is hands down a better vacuum than Hoover or Dirt Devil. It sucks way more. It's the only cannister that has no loss in suction and is approved by the American Asthma Association.

What about a Suck-Cut? "It sucks while it cuts." "Well, it sure does suck." "It is sucking my will to live!!!!"

[jolmes]

yeah i ranked kirby above hoover, based on the fact i own a hoover, and my buddy worked as a salesman in the kirby cult... for about a month, and dysons... yeah apparently they are awesome... but let's be serious... i can't afford the free demo of a dyson :)

btw, does anyone know how i can get one of those vacuum hookups that the banks use... THOSE ARE FUCKING SWEET! never thought of the awesome potential until that car insurance commercial with the jackass kid waging war on the dude in the auto teller line :)

Call Diebold, they can install one :):) maybe from the fridge to your living room even!

[Button Pusher]

Call Diebold, they can install one :):) maybe from the fridge to your living room even!

i have this vision of pressing one of many buttons on the vacuum transport... one for different snack foods, one of different drinks... and realizing... wow that would be stupid to get most drinks via... pop explodes, can of beer explodes, bottle of beer shatters, hard liquor bottle gets caught in the tube (although taking off the cap to a bottle of drink, and putting your mouth under the other end would lead to the most insane beer/liquor bong eva!)

$63 for just the container to launch... hmm can't find the price on the actual system though

on an unrelated note... they can't make voting machines... do i really trust them to make a vacuum-enabled beer bong? answer... hell yeah :D

[Button Pusher]

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whoever moved this thread here is my hero lol... sure beats the hell outta AIW :)

[One Hit]

BP that was FUCKING hilarious :):flowers:

and tftmc you bring up very valid points :) I hope you put it under AIW like a good boy so they don't give you a violation...:whistle::flowers::flowers:

I'm in love with you...:flowers:

[tftmc]

yeah no shit, though the 'sect' of the kirby company my buddy was in appeared more as a cult, there's songs, and chanting and according to another friend we found out much later worked there longer, the only one really profitting off the sales was the 'leader' or as he called him "the kirby messiah" literally they are like one koolaid punch bowl away from cult in my book :)

don't you like how in one post i managed to hijack the thread that could have easily gone to the AIW grave like most good threads and became an inciteful "how good is your vacuum cleaner" thread

just trying to help :)

it's fucking TRUE!! they make them think they're gunna be rich, and be part of this big kirby revolution....but in reality it's statistically impossible to sell what they're asking you to. They told my friend and bro that they had to sell 6 per week...they never sold more than 5 the whole time, in which case they didnt get paid for they're time....and the only people to make money is the sales manager/ van driver / "messiah", and the execs.

it's the biggest rip off ever. I remember when my friend had to practice in front of us....so he invites us over...well his boss happened to be there, and there was about 10 minutes of showcasing the vacuum, then the other 4 hours until 2am this guy kept telling us how great it was there, trying to get us to join up (which means he gets $150 bonus...) and how much we'd make. and I told him, "i'm good man, I know it's a scam"

it's the Scientology of vacuums