Drama Squad

[Az]

This Is The Official Drama Squad Recruitment Thread.

Please Refer To The Rules Below Before Joining:

A. You Must Be Capable Of Being Witty
B. You Must Be Capable Of Being Stupid
C. You Must Be Capable Of Spotting Threads Requiring Drama
D. You Must Be Funny
E. You Must Not Care If What You Say Offends

If This Sort Of Behavior Is Up Your Alley & You Want To Have Fun, Add The Sig And Get To Causing Drama.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2786/dramasigrj5.png

If It's Not Your Sort Of Thing, You're Probably The One Getting Harassed.

[Cushion]

god... is that u !

[peddle07]

Has anyone in your family been diagnosed with bein addicted to crack or somefin?
YOU CAN'T BE BLACK!

[Az]

do half your family suffer from diabetes from drinking kool-aid?

YOU CAN'T BE BLACK!

[peddle07]

Have you ever gotten a female pregnant when you was like, 7?
YOU CAN'T BE BLACK!

[Diezel]

Are you alergic to KFC

YOU CANT BE BLACK

[habsfan4evr]

Are you alergic to KFC

YOU CANT BE BLACK

Can you spell past a grade three level?

YOU CAN'T BE BLACK

[Az]

Has anyone in your family been diagnosed with being on crack?

YOU CAN'T BE BLACK!

[Alf uckem]

can i play?

[Az]

can i play?

put it in the sig and lets do this shit.

[Santo]

Have you ever faked your own death to get attention on an online forum?

YOU CAN'T BE AZURA!

[Diezel]

Can you spell past a grade three level?

YOU CAN'T BE BLACK

Fuck you slag who gives a fuck its on the net :waiting:

[habsfan4evr]

Fuck you slag who gives a fuck its on the net :waiting:

:O What? I wasn't mocking you, I was simply giving you credit for inspiring me on a post...assclown

[Santo]

Fuck you slag who gives a fuck its on the net :waiting:

Is your temper even shorter than your intelligence?


YOU MUST BE DIEZEL! :thumbs:

[Az]

Have you ever faked your own death to get attention on an online forum?

YOU CAN'T BE AZURA!

nice but thats not how it went and it was a very heartwarming moment for everyone involved so don't talk about shit you don't know. tia.

[Az]

Have you ever broken a peurto-ricans arm for sweat pants money?

You can't be black!

[Diezel]

Is your temper even shorter than your intelligence?


YOU MUST BE DIEZEL! :thumbs:


If your wife is getting shafted by the next door neighbour

YOU MUST BE SANTO :thumbs:

[Santo]

nice but thats not how it went and it was a very heartwarming moment for everyone involved so don't talk about shit you don't know. tia.

Hit a nerve there???? I was long enough in the old forum to know what happened ;)

Can't play that well at your own game?

YOU CAN'T BE A DRAMA WHORE!

[peddle07]

This thread wasn't titled "Retards Unite!" so just move along plz.

[habsfan4evr]

Is your temper even shorter than your intelligence?


YOU MUST BE DIEZEL! :thumbs:

If by temper you actually mean cock, then you're right!

YOU MUST BE DIEZEL

[Diezel]

If by temper you actually mean cock, then you're right!

YOU MUST BE DIEZEL

Listen you fucking whoore, Mom jokes now well done you but not reccomended tho people will get there knickers in a twist

[habsfan4evr]

Is your temper even shorter than your intelligence?


YOU MUST BE DIEZEL! :thumbs:

Listen you fucking whoore, Mom jokes now well done you but not reccomended tho people will get there knickers in a twist

Yeah...Sorry I only understand English...well and a bit of French...certainly not that gibberish you're writing...

And further more...:offtopic:

[Diezel]

If your name is habsfan

You can"t be a girl

[Alf uckem]

can i watch?

[Diogee]

I thought the point was to cause drama not act like a bunch of retards :S

anyways go on with your spam now I wont bother the less fortunate anymore :wave:

[Dymond]

ohh i am so excited i could clap my buttocks together. Do you know i was out in the garden today in my leather knee boots and i spyed the man next door watching me behind the curtain, he was all red in the face and shaking his right hand out of sight. I saw his wife coming down the street, so i began to flash my pinkies at him while i pruned my bushes. Ohh you should of heard the shouting when she came in and caught him with his trousers down and his man mast errect. Well i took pity when she threw him out, i took him in !!! Im going to have so much fun tonight darlings, he wants me to wear my leather suspenders while we listen to "meat loaf" im deffinately going to loaf his meat tonight darlings. In the morning im going to take him down the grave yard and bury him with my other friends. Ohh isnt life so much fun darlings ??????xxxxxxxgrandpapaine

what

the

fuck

[Zeus]

what

the

fuck


Quoted for emphasis :S

[Az]

Ohh i am so excited i could clap my buttocks together. Do you know i was out in the garden today in my leather knee boots and i spyed the man next door watching me behind the curtain, he was all red in the face and shaking his right hand out of sight. I saw his wife coming down the street, so i began to flash my pinkies at him while i pruned my bushes. Ohh you should of heard the shouting when she came in and caught him with his trousers down and his man mast errect. Well i took pity when she threw him out, i took him in !!! Im going to have so much fun tonight darlings, he wants me to wear my leather suspenders while we listen to "meat loaf" im deffinately going to loaf his meat tonight darlings. In the morning im going to take him down the grave yard and bury him with my other friends. Ohh isnt life so much fun darlings ??????xxxxxxxgrandpapaine

i swear i don't even care who you are, you are the victim, everyone follow this faggot around even if he is just a multi and shit on him. go lick some shit off a dick you cocksmoker.

[Lord Temujin]

what

the

fuck

I dont want to know

[Az]

Drama Season Is Now Underway. Join The Cause.

[Az]

I seriously suggest shutting your fucking mouth before i expose you

[peddle07]

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Die-Go_try_this.jpg

[Az]

o baybee! this talk about u exposing by barenaked body has me all hot & bothered darling. I MUCH PREFER TO KEEP CRUELTY & VIOLENCE TO THE BEDROOM DARLINGS. I ONCE HAD A LOVELY MAN WHO WOULD ONLY EVER LET ME SEE HIM IF I LET HIM PUNCH ME FULL ON IN THE FACE WITH KNUCKLE DUSTERS ON, WHILE I CALLED HIM MASTER. WELL IT WAS FUN AT FIRST, AND I LOVED THE RAW VOILENCE OF THIS EVER SO BUTCH MASTERFUL MAN. BUT IT TURNED OUT POINTLESS IN THE END, BECAUSE AS IT TURNED OUT MY EYES WERE TIGHTLY SWELLED SHUT WITH THE BIGGEST SHINERS YOU EVER SAW, AND I COULD NOT EVEN SEE HIS RAGEING MANHOOD AS HE BEGAN ADMINISTERING MY CONTINOUS KNUCKLE DUSTER BEATINGS. DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVED THE WAY HE GRUNTED AS HE SWUNG THOSE MIGHTY RIGHT HOOKS INTO MY ALREADY MANGLED BOAT RACE, BUT WHEN I TRYED TO SAY "THANK YOU MASTER" IT CAME OUT "ANK U ASTER. I WAS IN HOSPITAL IN THE END FOR 18 MONTHS WHILE THEY RECONSTRUCTED MY FACE. I WAS ADVISED TO FINISH IT WITH MY BEAUTIFUL BIKER HUNK, BECAUSE WE WERENT COMPATABLE, AND THEY DIDNT HAVE ANYMORE BLOOD TYPE "O" TO GIVE ME. SO IN THE END, I LET HIM GIVE ME ONE MORE POWER DRIVING BLOW TO MY JAW, SHATTERING BOTH MY DENTLE PLATES IN THE HOSPITAL TOILET, AND LET HIM WALK OUT OF MY LIFE FOR GOOD. I WAS DEVASTATED DARLINGS, AND IT WAS HEART BREAKING TO SEE HIM GO. SO PLEASE BE NICE TO EACH OTHER DARLINGS, AND REMEMBER, ONLY USE VOILENCE DURING SEX DEARS, ITS SO MUCH NICER. LOVE YOU ALL DARLINGS. GRANDPAPAINEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I don't even read your posts, you really need to tread lightly at this point.

[Az]

Azurea you dare to try to challenge the great and mighty grandpapaine , you tryed, you failed mr azurea, and all around the world the cry of protest rose in favour of grandpapaine but you mr azurea, have now attracted my attention. Im watching you mr azurea, every post, every comment you make, i will be there. Our future together is now forged in glory and love, and "you" will be forever tainted with the name of the son of paine !!! You are mine mr azurea, and i love you so much for the pain you tryed to inflict on me by trying to get me banned, but failing, miserably. Now i take the place as your adopted father, your grandfather, your grandpapaine me and you will be forever linked on this forum mr azurea. You shall be my footstool, i shall be your loving master, in perfect love. Let us go forward together now in bonding, togetherness, and joy. I am with you mr azurea, i am yours my little dopewars fan, enjoy the association with me my dear true sweet love xxxx grandpapaine

didn't read again, will expose you in the am and end this stupid shit however. have fun typing your heart out you stupid cocksmoker i told you to quit.

[newportbadboy]

:dymond:

[Az]

srsly the only thing mighty about this guy is his homosexuality

[newportbadboy]

And he seems proud :haha:

[newportbadboy]

You are boring!:wgaf:

[Az]

when you expose my rock hard man meat the question is what will you do with it??? darling i think you r all talk just teasing this old man. I HAD A PROBLEM FOR A GOOD YEAR OR SO AND A BIKER INTRODUCED ME TO A BLUE PILL CALLED VIAGRYA IT IS MARVELOUS DARLINGS IT WORKED WONDERS FOR THIS OLD MAN AND I FEEL FABULOUS. THE FIRST DAY I USED IT I NEARLY BURST MY LEATHER STITCHINGS IN A PAIR OF MY TIGHTEST AND FAVORITE LEATHERS. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN ABSOLUTE DISATER HAD I RUINED ONE OF MY FAVORITE LEATHERS THAT IS ABOUT THE TIME I WAS RAN OUT OF THE VILLAGE. i had to go when i did, the village would not except my new look, and my preferences had changed with age. im happy now, ive also met lots of nice people who dont judge me for who i am or my preferences. i have two other cats now who i call queeny and darling, they are such delights to me. i have to keep my biker life secret from my friends, as they think it so butch, and it doesnt fit in with our parties, the guys can be so bitchy and jelous of my association with my biker friends, and hate to think i might be getting up to naughty things on the road, if you know what i mean. one of my biker friends took me to donington on monday, it was so romantic, and i wore my tightest leather pants. i cant tell you the thrill his BIG machine gave me, as i held my arms round his waist on the way there and back. anyway, take care darlings and watch uncle michael, he never did like my cats. love grandpapaine xxxxxxxxx

worst gimmick ever and proxies can't save you.

[chrispy]

:wtf:

[Nazkyn]

This Is The Official Drama Squad Recruitment Thread.

Please Refer To The Rules Below Before Joining:

A. You Must Be Capable Of Being Witty
B. You Must Be Capable Of Being Stupid
C. You Must Be Capable Of Spotting Threads Requiring Drama
D. You Must Be Funny
E. You Must Not Care If What You Say Offends

If This Sort Of Behavior Is Up Your Alley & You Want To Have Fun, Add The Sig And Get To Causing Drama.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2786/dramasigrj5.png

If It's Not Your Sort Of Thing, You're Probably The One Getting Harassed.

1. Sadly, I don't tick any of those boxes :( But, can I drop an application anyway? :)

2. GRANDPAPAINE, can I drop an application to be your lover?

[Az]

1. Sadly, I don't tick any of those boxes :( But, can I drop an application anyway? :)

2. GRANDPAPAINE, can I drop an application to be your lover?

join the club why not it gives you exclusive rights to walk freely among this forum

[Az]

good morning darlings, grandpa here. Took my friend down to the graveyard early this morning after a night of passion, listening to "meat loaf" ohh it was so much fun. But as all good things come to an end, he spoiled it and stopped breathing. But the clingfilm may of had something to do with that !!! Anyway off i trotted once again to the graveyard, with his mortal remains propped up in my sidecar. All my friends at the graveyard were so happy to see me, theres always a hard bone around with those guys !! Its just the digging part i dont like, i always get mt leathers dirty, but its good that i have the large holes exposing my bum cheeks in my leather trousers, so i can sit and rest without getting the seat of my pants dirty, just brown bum cheeks. But my friends always said they like them brown !!! Im going to get my piston fixed today at my local bike shop, we always fix each others pistons down there, but they are not always a good fit in my cylinder. They are such big boys, but i do love them so much. We had some angels come in last week, and this brute of an angel made me drink two pints of castrol g.t.x, i was so sick afterwards, but darlings i have never been so lubricated when it went through me, and believe me that day all of them went through me, one by lovely one of them. The angels were litrually standing over me that day, talk about a white wash darlings !!! Got to go now, but i will be back soon darlings dont worry, i do love you all so much xxxxxxxxxxxx grandpapaine

you keep posting and everyone continues to ignore everything past the first 2 words you say. *clap clap clap*

[$treet pharmaci$t]

you keep posting and everyone continues to ignore everything past the first 2 words you say. *clap clap clap*


his posts are too long and retarded to read move on grandpapaine

[Uganja]

die

[Az]

you're just an egg waiting to be cracked you fragile fragglerock looking faggot

[habsfan4evr]

OMG...even Diezel's posts are easier to read...

[Az]

motion to ban pittman, paine, and this grandpa fag til we figure out whos playing this game.

[Uganja]

sustained

[EviLWaYz]

I knew there was heros still out there amongst our gorgious members, and i think your all gorgious whatever your preferences. As you know mine are deemed alittle strange by some people, but i do try to please my men in all ways, but some just dont want my loving no matter how butch i try to be, or how camp. One guy wanted me to dress like a tramp, and when i came in dressed in a rain mack, clutching a wine bottle, he beat me up !! But my biker friends always treat me the best and care for me, and im always there for them when they fall out with their girlfriends. Sometimes i allow them to park their hotrods in my back yard, and it helps them get through their grief, while i love them better. They love me for who i am, not what i am, and i love them just for loving me. One of my biker friends who is actually straight, got stung on his handsome banana last summer, and i was so thrilled he asked me to suck the poison out the tip, and he actually trusted me with him knowing i was a pink troll. I made such a good job sucking out the poison, he asked me to ensure the poison never came back again, and now his banana is positively glowing with health, and he is sooooo happy. So i do have my good uses, and i dont ever want to be buried in the church yard ever again. The men in my old village were always burying me in the dead of night in an old coffin as punishment for being the only gay in the village. But i always dug my way out, and went on to dig my own beautiful holes with my own tool !! That was so much more fun than premature burial darlings. Love you all darlings, and i would so appreciate if you would all give me your support if you want me to stay on this site darlings, just to show the moderators you all love me, and want me to stay. Just post a "keep grandpa on this forum" for me darlings, and then the bad guys wont send me away. Kisses to you all xxxxxxxxxx grandpapaine
stop posting so long messages ffs some one ban him he must of done somthing you can ban him for Gr come on :GR:

[Az]

LOL!

come on gr_ just ban him for being a homophobe, if its a bannable offense to use racism why is it not the same case for people using faggotry as humor?

[RedRum]

im back niggas

[Az]

im back niggas

racism is a bannable offense even in AIW

[T.c.a.]

im back niggas

I take offence to that, i demand you edit your post or be banned! :O

[Dymond]

LOL actually Grandpa's posts are well written. Twisted as all fuck but well written. I think you guys are getting played on this one..

[Alf uckem]

is what i dont understand is p;apapaine says somerset n exeter yet he posts some shit about good morning and uk time its about 4.30pm uk time this useless fuck cant even work out which timezone he is in. If your gonna fuck about watch out for inspecter uckem. Oh yeah suck my plums

[Flechette]

LOL actually Grandpa's posts are well written. Twisted as all fuck but well written. I think you guys are getting played on this one..

cept for a few spelling and grammatical errors which takes Phuquit of the list of suspects. besides the fact that Phu could fake gay that well.

[Dymond]

cept for a few spelling and grammatical errors which takes Phuquit of the list of suspects. besides the fact that Phu could fake gay that well.


I'm not convinced yet Beli.. and I think its more of a collaborative effort if you know what I'm saying..

Oh and who said he was a suspect?

[T.c.a.]

Its RAZ! :O

[Az]

In the end we all know this is a giant charade and if its a group effort to keep it quiet thats great but imo grandpapaine is tca

[Alf uckem]

thats a ghastly accusation "AZUREA"

[Az]

And dont you forget to put the e in my name ya heard.

[Alf uckem]

that wouldnt be as clever as "i cant be arsed spelling his name right" i will be coolandspell it wrong aint that right kroaked spirit?

[Az]

let us not forget tim|waay

[Diezel]

GOOD EVENING MY DARLINGS, THAT TIME U HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR AGAIN. WELL, AFTER "AZUREA" TRYING TO INITIATE AN OVERTHROW TO SHUT DOWN GRANDPAPAINES THREADS - YES YOU "AZUREA" WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND IM WATCHING YOU VERY CLOSELY, AND ONE DAY WE`LL HAVE SOME REAL MAN LOVING, WHEN U ARE ONE, A MAN THAT IS, WE ALREADY KNOW U LIKE THE LOVING BIT. WELL DARLINGS, I WENT TO A PLASTIC SURGEON TODAY, FOR A NEW PIONEERING OPERATION FOR HOMOSEXUAL MEN, WHO WANT THAT SOMETHING MORE IN LIFE, IN MY CASE ITS MORE MAN MEAT PER SQUARE INCH. ITS LIKE THIS, WHEN IM BLOWING MY BIKER FRIENDS, I LIKE TO DO 2 AT ONCE, AND MY MOUTH JUST ISNT BIG ANOUGH FOR THOSE BIG BOYS SOMETIMES DEARS. WELL THIS SURGEON SAID HE COULD SOLVE THAT FOR ME, AND MAKE ME BIGGER DOWN IN MY MAN HOLE, FOR THE REALLY BIG BOYS. THE SURGEON WAS A BACK STREET STRUCK OFF TYPE, BUT BECAUSE MONEY IS SHORT, I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL. HE WAS HIGH ON CRACK WHEN I ARRIVED, BUT SAID THAT THIS STEADIED HIS NERVES, SO I PUT MY TRUST IN HIM AND WENT UNDER THE GAS AND AIR. WHEN I CAME ROUND, I WAS IN A DITCH OFF SOME TRUNK ROAD SOMEWHERE, MINUS MY BOTTOM JAW, AND A GAPEING BLACK HOLE WHERE MY KNACKERS USED TO BE, AND MY ANUS STITCHED OVER ONE EYE. WELL MY DARLINGS I WAS SO SHOCKED I STAGGERED INTO THE ROAD AND WAS HIT BY A POLICE CRUISER. THE POLICEMEN ARRESTED ME FOR JAY WALKING, AND THREW ME IN THE BACK OF THE CRUISER. AT THE STATION, THEY PUT ME IN A CELL BLOCK WITH 12 OTHER GUYS. WELL DARLINGS, HAVE U EVER TRYED SUCKING AND TAKING 12 MEN MEAT AT ONCE ?? BELIEVE ME IT CAN BE DONE. THE BOYS BEAT ME INTO A BLOODIED PULP, THEN STRIPPED ME, AND BEGAN TO HAVE MAN FUN. I WAS SPRAWLED OVER THE WOODEN BENCH ON MY BACK, WITH 5 MEN MEATS IN MY JAWLESS MOUTH, AND 5 MEN MEATS IN MY NEW GAPEING HOLE WHERE MY MAN MARBLES USED TO BE, AND 2 MAN MEATS IN MY EYE SOCKET WHERE MY ANUS WAS NOW STITCHED. OHHH DARLINGS, THEY CAME THREE TIMES TO GRANT BAIL, AND THREE TIMES I TOLD THEM WHERE TO SHOVE IT, I WAS TOO BUISY HAVING MY NEW MAN HOLES FILLED, AND BELIEVE ME THAT WAS A BUISY POLICE STATION, THEY LITRALLY CAME AND WENT ALL THE TIME. WELL DARLINGS, IM IN THE STATE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW, TO HAVE MY SURGERY RIGHTED, BUT I ASKED THEM TO LEAVE MY ANUS OVER MY EYE, AND ONLY PARTLY STITCH MY MAN SACKS OVER THE GAPEING HOLE WHERE MY ANUS USED TO BE. IM JUST SO LUCKY MY DARLINGS, AND ONE DAY I WILL OFFER ALL THIS TO MY BEAUTIFUL "AZUREA", ITS ALL HIS NOW, AND I LOVE HIM SO VERY, VERY MUCH. AZUREA MY LOVE, IM WITH YOU ALWAYS, IM YOURS DARLING FROM YOUR DEAR GRANDPAPAINE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX :bleh:






:moon:<~~~~ Azura wants you is ass is all yours big boy ;)

[Alf uckem]

let us not forget tim|waay

tim|waay is the advent of a 7 hour beer session but i would still ruin katie admin and tim|waay

[Todd]

In the end we all know this is a giant charade and if its a group effort to keep it quiet thats great but imo grandpapaine is tca

Agree'd, tca used to chat random gayness like this quite often

[Flechette]

I'm not convinced yet Beli.. and I think its more of a collaborative effort if you know what I'm saying..

Oh and who said he was a suspect?


i just accuse him of everything :P

[Dymond]

Agree'd, tca used to chat random gayness like this quite often


LOL you think its Jesse huh? I know he had a touch of 'teh ghey' from time to time but I don't think he ever got that involved.

[Az]

i hope you seriously die tomorrow

[T.c.a.]

Agree'd, tca used to chat random gayness like this quite often

Sorry big fella, but just cos i told you that i would fuck you, doesn't mean im ghey.

:haha::thumbs:

[Az]

blah blah blah meet me in the cemetary at midnight so i can show you some sleepy hollow shit

[HellRaiser]

Starts the fire for the roasting of flesh Dhalmer style. ;)

[Aeon]

petitemama .... you sound like my mother... it makes me wanna run for dear life.. and yet.. i'm sexually confused at the same time..

My call is YAK.. or killabunny..
in any case ya'll wanted drama ya'll got it..

Edit:
It could be tim/away.. he's gay enough

[Az]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha aeon *clap clap clap*

[Asshole]

This Is The Official Drama Squad Recruitment Thread.

Please Refer To The Rules Below Before Joining:

A. You Must Be Capable Of Being Witty
B. You Must Be Capable Of Being Stupid
C. You Must Be Capable Of Spotting Threads Requiring Drama
D. You Must Be Funny
E. You Must Not Care If What You Say Offends

If This Sort Of Behavior Is Up Your Alley & You Want To Have Fun, Add The Sig And Get To Causing Drama.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2786/dramasigrj5.png

If It's Not Your Sort Of Thing, You're Probably The One Getting Harassed.

it makes you sound a bit camp being the "drama" squad, makes it sound like you are the victim..

are you a victim?? maybe of semi failed homicide but i guess we will never know.

[Az]

and it comes out of the toolshed. Where you been? Wait I don't really care you stepped on my toes twice so i took a couple hits and im still goin like blood cells. you gotta walk it like you talk it asshole, and I run on top of thin water so I dare you to say anything else. In fact I double dare you to make it interesting.

[Aeon]

Awww,
this warms my heart..

[Asshole]

and it comes out of the toolshed. Where you been? Wait I don't really care you stepped on my toes twice so i took a couple hits and im still goin like blood cells. you gotta walk it like you talk it asshole, and I run on top of thin water so I dare you to say anything else. In fact I double dare you to make it interesting.

i love you too buddy :thumbs: