Comedy from Reds Camp

[Diezel]

I was babysitting an account for a day in b4 in red warriors and found these nuggets of laughter...no offence Reds theres a few people i like in there and this is nothing personal but its so funny



JuggaloGirlThu Oct 2, 7:15 PM <---- My fave :haha:
How fucking frustrating is this?
Its like I'm buying 100 junkies a day to support their habits.
Fuckers!


GromitThu Oct 2, 7:22 PM <---- i like this 1 to :haha:
Yo Yo Yo

They are passing our names and numbers around like a fucking shopping list... What can we do to stop this?
Anyone..?


Lady In RedTue Sep 30, 3:16 AM <---how much you need :whistle:
anyone thats not in our forum tha would like to be with us next round in b1 please pm
this is last round we are gonna be in b4

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Lady In RedWed Oct 1, 1:20 AM
anymore?


JuggaloGirlTue Sep 23, 11:32 PM
why do I keep getting jumped like this?
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tHaT*s WhAt ShE sAiD*Thu Sep 25, 3:10 AM
Im know Im new to reds as well and totally not used to getting jumped like this...... its frustrating <----Get used to it its only gonna get heavier :haha:



JuggaloGirlWed Sep 24, 5:31 PM
Thanks for letting me know. I have no intentions on quitting- I was just wondering why they had it for us. The fuckers jump me like 5-10 times a day.




sandahsFri Sep 19, 7:34 PM <----Thats a new number :whistle:
can we post that on cartel news again? i get confused especially since there are like 69 reds



Yet another GoldMon Sep 15, 12:43 PM <--- King of cocks :haha:
6m$man

the king!

hehe



Lady In RedMon Sep 15, 11:06 AM <----Are they gonna be any players left :haha:
anyone not in b1 with us can join the room and if we need you then weve some bk up
we always need extras

let me know if ur there

many thanx




Now no offence if this was b1 i would not have did it but b4 is another thing lol




Thanks for this laughs guys ;) :thumbs:

[EviLWaYz]

just love to start shit don't ya alan :haha:


still gave me a few laffs too :thumbs:

[Diezel]

just love to start shit don't ya alan :haha:


still gave me a few laffs too :thumbs:


I try my best GK :P

[6m$SexGod]

Dont worry alan, the plan is already being implemented in B4 this round!

haha

Oh and Dymond, check your pms!

(Alan we can be dicks to mate, just shows why know one trusts you and we told you to get lost)

[EviLWaYz]

Dont worry alan, the plan is already being implemented in B4 this round!

haha

Oh and Dymond, check your pms!

(Alan we can be dicks to mate, just shows why know one trusts you and we told you to get lost)
meh i trust him :thumbs:

[Diezel]

Dont worry alan, the plan is already being implemented in B4 this round!

haha

Oh and Dymond, check your pms!

(Alan we can be dicks to mate, just shows why know one trusts you and we told you to get lost)

Lol ok Scott im sure you had a say in it :whistle:

And as ive stated ill gun fucked reds everyround in b1 till i quit but you keep being a good little laptop and maybe 1 day you will get that cab spot you so want even going as far as openig trainng cart everyround

And cant trust me thats a good one seeing im the 1 who hid you all for a round even when lith was not wanting it to happen and still acted dumb about that being you...

And pm Dymond about b4 i dont realy give a fuck its funny tho that your so called leader bar Tania is in my cartel and you never even knew and Scott i can get your handle every single round no matter where you hide like in Deadly Dealers in B1 lmao @ the Alphabet Assassin :haha:


And that shows how much of a cunt you are that you tryed to get all my players to pull to reds and you got told by them not a chance in hell and are acting like this over a training cart :haha:


And wee told you to get lost :haha: your nothing but the dog who brings back the stick in there eyes you muppet

[6m$SexGod]

Ok mate. First of all, have you been back to school, because your english is getting so much better, whose the teachers pet huh?

Oh and mate do some digging before you start talking shit in here! Gun fuck reds in B1 mate, if you can find us.

The only reason how you know who i am in B1 is because i told you, numbnuts, is that why you got banned(sorry for giving tim some info on getting you deleted by the way).

Yeah Alan cheats every round, this round entering DrBooBoo's account and gunning himself, hmmm thats so legit, previous round to that offering out his times.

Mate you really think im gonna pull people to training cart, you gotta remember duff is on cab, i might just this minute go and kick every member of your cart! God that would be funny!

[EviLWaYz]

Ok mate. First of all, have you been back to school, because your english is getting so much better, whose the teachers pet huh?

Oh and mate do some digging before you start talking shit in here! Gun fuck reds in B1 mate, if you can find us.

The only reason how you know who i am in B1 is because i told you, numbnuts, is that why you got banned(sorry for giving tim some info on getting you deleted by the way).

Yeah Alan cheats every round, this round entering DrBooBoo's account and gunning himself, hmmm thats so legit, previous round to that offering out his times.

Mate you really think im gonna pull people to training cart, you gotta remember duff is on cab, i might just this minute go and kick every member of your cart! God that would be funny!
oh god would that go down well with tania and rob :haha: and say bye bye to the cab spot you being a lil lapdog for :P

[6m$SexGod]

Mate am already Cab dickwad!

Mate im meaning Alan's cart, i will kick every member! durr!

[Sir Brian]

which bit of it was funny?

[EviLWaYz]

Mate am already Cab dickwad!

Mate im meaning Alan's cart, i will kick every member! durr!
yes you cab the 2nd cart luis and rob are the real cabs and tania of course your never gunna replace one of them you can try but you'll allways be they're whipping boy :whip:

[6m$SexGod]

So is that why ive been in with them when there deciding what to do with future rounds, i get to see all the players passes and lists for next round!

Oh and i forgot what carts are you actually more than a member in spunkstain!

You sure you havent got any customers in your shop?

[EviLWaYz]

So is that why ive been in with them when there deciding what to do with future rounds, i get to see all the players passes and lists for next round!

Oh and i forgot what carts are you actually more than a member in spunkstain!

You sure you havent got any customers in your shop?


real funny cos every Indian owns a shop aye :rolleyes:

me and arjun are opening one when he gets back from uni :rolleyes:

maybe ill get talking to kack too

[Diezel]

Ok mate. First of all, have you been back to school, because your english is getting so much better, whose the teachers pet huh?

Oh and mate do some digging before you start talking shit in here! Gun fuck reds in B1 mate, if you can find us.

The only reason how you know who i am in B1 is because i told you, numbnuts, is that why you got banned(sorry for giving tim some info on getting you deleted by the way).

Yeah Alan cheats every round, this round entering DrBooBoo's account and gunning himself, hmmm thats so legit, previous round to that offering out his times.

Mate you really think im gonna pull people to training cart, you gotta remember duff is on cab, i might just this minute go and kick every member of your cart! God that would be funny!



Funny how you were the 1 asking me for times on msn daily and i never onced offered my times is funny how it was you reds asking for them and ill even go to my inbox in here and pull it up ..And doctor bobo found my times is self...




Originally Posted by Duffman
hey bud can i ask u big big favour lol

Yep sure can m8


how many vests do u have in b1?

none m8 lol

Working Junkies 3,435
Training Junkies 169
Gun Machines 1
Sewing Machines 0
Drug Lab Size 244
Textbooks 2

ArsenalGuns 108
Vests 0
Thugs 729
Stamina 14%

dont suppose ud let me jump u for a few hundred junkies wud u? lol



And he hit me the next day and took 300-400 junks think some one should get disqualifyed and maybe even a medal downgrade ....And i also know of a few reds running multys and placing 100 creds but will stay quiet on that 1

[6m$SexGod]

Yeah i was asking for your times, hey who could blame me, i aint gonna lie, but is it just coincidence that DrBooBoo guessed your times, and the very same person you had details for and was using his account(saying you were babysitting)

Is it not also the very same persons account you accessed to get the info in B4 on reds?? Gromit by any chance?

Please mate, i was born but not fucking yesterday! My Little finger has more brain cells than you!

[cunexttuesday]

Dont worry alan, the plan is already being implemented in B4 this round!

haha

Oh and Dymond, check your pms!

(Alan we can be dicks to mate, just shows why know one trusts you and we told you to get lost)


I trust him.

[6m$SexGod]

I dont fucking no why Collette, you must be mad! Probs you giving all this info out then! hehe

[Calienta]

i get to see all the players passes


Really. Luis, I'll still play for you hun but you're not getting my login anymore (f)

[EviLWaYz]

I dont fucking no why Collette, you must be mad! Probs you giving all this info out then! hehe

she made you look like a cunt so blame her

yes real cab material :thumbs:

Really. Luis, I'll still play for you hun but you're not getting my login anymore

just making it better :dig:

[Diezel]

Yeah i was asking for your times, hey who could blame me, i aint gonna lie, but is it just coincidence that DrBooBoo guessed your times, and the very same person you had details for and was using his account(saying you were babysitting)

Is it not also the very same persons account you accessed to get the info in B4 on reds?? Gromit by any chance?


Please mate, i was born but not fucking yesterday! My Little finger has more brain cells than you!

I baby sat for 3 days for him and most people know him so keep talking hoodrat


I dont fucking no why Collette, you must be mad! Probs you giving all this info out then! hehe


Why is she mad i think you have short memory span seeing as i hid you for around and could have let slip many times and cCollette does not even talk about reds with me ok 6milltwat

[Diezel]

Really. Luis, I'll still play for you hun but you're not getting my login anymore (f)

Why you think i changed my pass when my account was on reds appi when he was going in it and the reason i never give passes to anyone anymore...Funny how duff said only him and asgard and tania could go on then doobs tells me was in looking doobs i trust but soon as he was in i had changed pass and was not on there api

[6m$SexGod]

Alan it did slip out about us in Small Business!


Calienta, i dont get to see peoples passes like that, just mean Reds passes, unless your a secret red. hehe

Aran, how did she make me look like a cunt, i dont give a shit what Col says she aint important enough, only messing

Ok Alan, you babysat him for 3days, he then gets MM won in a jump 2 days running, hmm no that doesnt smell fishy at all!

[EviLWaYz]

Alan it did slip out about us in Small Business!


Calienta, i dont get to see peoples passes like that, just mean Reds passes, unless your a secret red. hehe

Aran, how did she make me look like a cunt, i dont give a shit what Col says she aint important enough, only messing

Ok Alan, you babysat him for 3days, he then gets MM won in a jump 2 days running, hmm no that doesnt smell fishy at all!
i smell no fish maybe you should close ya legs :P

[6m$SexGod]

No i think thats my breath mate, from your mum last night, sorry i havent had time to brush my teeth since then.

[Diezel]

Alan it did slip out about us in Small Business!


Calienta, i dont get to see peoples passes like that, just mean Reds passes, unless your a secret red. hehe

Aran, how did she make me look like a cunt, i dont give a shit what Col says she aint important enough, only messing

Ok Alan, you babysat him for 3days, he then gets MM won in a jump 2 days running, hmm no that doesnt smell fishy at all!

Now thats stupid you realy think i would let anyone jump cash of me :haha:

getting dumber by the minute Scott

[EviLWaYz]

No i think thats my breath mate, from your mum last night, sorry i havent had time to brush my teeth since then.
you havnt brushed ya teeth since you was 5

just shut ya legs and you won't smell it

[6m$SexGod]

Thats because im talking to you and aran.

[6m$SexGod]

you havnt brushed ya teeth since you was 5

just shut ya legs and you won't smell it

WTF mate, you really are dumb and shit at this game! :haha:

[EviLWaYz]

Thats because im talking to you and aran.

you sure its not raw fish out of the shop im meant to own

[6m$SexGod]

No mate its definitley from last night, i can smell it every time i breathe out!

[EviLWaYz]

No mate its definitley from last night, i can smell it every time i breathe out!

so you went to India randomly went to every Indians house asking if they have a son called Aranveer that lives in the UK

home many times you get beaten up? :haha:

[6m$SexGod]

42 times mate, but jeez it was worth it!

Shes that good!

[EviLWaYz]

42 times mate, but jeez it was worth it!

Shes that good!

yep so you done all that in one day and back here by the morning OMG that must be a record

[6m$SexGod]

Just think mate, i got time on my side, I did it all yesterday, bit knackered though, god she knows what shes doing!

[EviLWaYz]

Just think mate, i got time on my side, I did it all yesterday, bit knackered though, god she knows what shes doing!
if you so good at finding people come round mine and ill lay you out :thumbs:

[Diezel]

if you so good at finding people come round mine and ill lay you out :thumbs:

:haha::haha::haha:

[6m$SexGod]

Thought is wasnt getting to you? First sign of someone whose getting wound up is aggression. haha

What sort of protection would i need if i came over there? Coz i doubt anything would protect from a suicide bomber! j/k

[EviLWaYz]

Thought is wasnt getting to you? First sign of someone whose getting wound up is aggression. haha

What sort of protection would i need if i came over there? Coz i doubt anything would protect from a suicide bomber! j/k

:glare:

your gunna need head gear as there is nothing in between ya ears to stop ya head just folding up like a can

[6m$SexGod]

Do cans fold? WOW!

Never knew that, what do they make cans out of in India? Cardboard?

[EviLWaYz]

Do cans fold? WOW!

Never knew that, what do they make cans out of in India? Cardboard?read funny you know what i mean punch a can its dents easy

well not if you punch it but every one else will get my point :P

[6m$SexGod]

Well speak proper english mate, it does help!

[KACK]

gk isn't a Indian. if he says so then show me proof with a picture.

[6m$SexGod]

I think he is!

[KACK]

im not Indian then.

[6m$SexGod]

haha, i know its embarrassing for you and every single Indian!

[Carping]

now i wonder who been taking all reds junks in there :P

not me i would never think of jumping an all junk cart :whistle:

[cunexttuesday]

Thu Oct 2, 4:41 AM
• XXXXXXXXXXXXX(XXX) jumped you and was able to beat you down. They made off with 1 junkies, $10,564,793 and 0 square feet worth of drug lab equipement. In the shoot-out you lost 0 guns and 0 vests. Your opponent lost 25,332 guns and 0 vests.

Is this more your style...:haha:

JK!!
You know tho! :)

[ruffnready]

lmao good to see reds are still the talk of the game,i may get my finger out come back play for a laugh,i`v missed all the banter :thumbs:,,ruff

[EviLWaYz]

gk isn't a Indian. if he says so then show me proof with a picture.

no im not indian im just a little white boys that wants to be indian :rolleyes:

and why would i want to show my picture to people i dont even like?

and if i was white my mum must be on crack to call me Aranveer wouldnt you think?

[Cushion]

u all suck major donkey dick so who cares :)

[Alf uckem]

what a waste of 5 minutes this thread was

[Drunken Monk]

Sweet Jebus, I missed some fun in here didn't i?? Damn, guess i'll wait for the next Reds/Indian bashing thread and hop on board straight away! Ah, what fun that'll be!

Oh and erm Scott, I forgot the logins I gave you, could you PM them to me please :hidey:

[Asgard]

WTF.....useless thread.

Good to see reds still generate alot of drama (Y)


PS: Scott sometimes you talk too much :whip:

PSS: Alan, you are so wrong!

[Buzzin]

Wow.... anyone wants to know anything about reds just come see me.... jeez

[Diezel]

WTF.....useless thread.

Good to see reds still generate alot of drama (Y)


PS: Scott sometimes you talk too much :whip:

PSS: Alan, you are so wrong!


Please tell me where or what i was wrong about Asgard because everything in there i have said is correct

And yeah Scott does not know when to shut is gub

[Az]

i would like to play in b1 with reds who do i talk to

[Asgard]

Please tell me where or what i was wrong about Asgard because everything in there i have said is correct

And yeah Scott does not know when to shut is gub

you can try and try and try....but you will not know our plans :whip:

[Diezel]

you can try and try and try....but you will not know our plans :whip:

I dont wanna know your plans ,im merely asking where i was wrong and why you said that..But its ok Asgard i know your gonna hide Scott as big mouth but you will not hide for long speacaily when the ip tracker is up and running for in game b1.maybe better changing your msns tho because i have quite a list of them and its not very wise having it on your profile in here :whistle:

[Asgard]

is that a threat?

[Diezel]

is that a threat?

Its not a threat..Just telling you that you cant hide because you will get found :P

[Asgard]

who told you i'm hiding ;)

[Diezel]

who told you i'm hiding ;)

Lol good one..Scott as already told me that your all hiding this round you seriousluy need to gag that boy he talks to much and also giving him logins is a bad idear just ask doobz and collette hes going in 1 of there accounts in b4 and writting shit about my Mum on cartel news when theres only 3 cabs me and them 2 and he sure as hell aint got my login because as you know no one gets my login,But he will pay for it and the way hes going on he will bring you all down because im getting realy bored of this game now and will sure go out with a bang ;)

[6m$SexGod]

Mate we are hiding come and find us, ps im hiding behind the sofa!

Bet a porridge wog like you still wouldnt be able to find me!

Retard!

[Alf uckem]

Mate we are hiding come and find us, ps im hiding behind the sofa!

Bet a porridge wog like you still wouldnt be able to find me!

Retard!

racism nice, lets see if you get a ban, you tool

[6m$SexGod]

calling someone a porridge wog is not rascist you idiot!

Whats rascist about it??

Im just implying that scotland is cold and so they like there porridge!

Next?

[Az]

racism is not tolerated.

[Alf uckem]

calling someone a porridge wog is not rascist you idiot!

Whats rascist about it??

Im just implying that scotland is cold and so they like there porridge!

Next?

Bullshit you were implying that, what planet do you think im from its there plain as day what you are implying. So you can ride the scottish porridge thing but did you forget about using the term wog, which is classed as a racial slur. Well done:rolleyes:

[6m$SexGod]

Oh i forgot scotland is so famous for Black People and all. Mate you havn't got a clue, Porridge Wog is a term ive grown up with all my life, and no one has ever said it was racist.

Please come up with another accusation!

[Alf uckem]

I cant say I heard that term before and Im sure plenty of others on this multi national site haven't heard it, doesnt matter how much you glaze it over it was an attack on someones heritage\place of birth\culture.

Its poor form when you got to attack someone on that level, where did i mention about black people you bought that up, so you must know what point i am getting at if you bought that up, not everyone has cultural awareness. What may be ok in leafy middle class cambridge may not be in NY, kuwait or any other city that members come from.

I am bored, your a tit, goodnight

[Diezel]

Oh i forgot scotland is so famous for Black People and all. Mate you havn't got a clue, Porridge Wog is a term ive grown up with all my life, and no one has ever said it was racist.

Please come up with another accusation!



This guy is a faggot ..6milltwat...enough said

[Calienta]

I've never heard the term Porridge Wog before ... I've heard of golliwog and am aware that is deemed offensive in this day and age (I know it from reading Enid Blyton).

Otherwise I don't know what all the fuss is about, I just looked it up on Urban Dictionary and a few other sites, all came up with the same thing:

porridge wog - a rather un-PC term for a Scottish person.

[6m$SexGod]

I cant even be bothered to lower my IQ anymore Alan, you really are a retard! Alf is that racist to?

[Alf uckem]

I cant even be bothered to lower my IQ anymore Alan, you really are a retard! Alf is that racist to?

I was never debating the fact he is actually a complete dick, just the way you put it

[Diezel]

I was never debating the fact he is actually a complete dick, just the way you put it


Alf piss of you cunt your a fucking muppet who replys to every thread and does not input anything other than the letters you type in. faggot

[EviLWaYz]

i would like to play in b1 with reds who do i talk tomake a multi and simply ask to play with em :haha:

[Duffman]

omfg this thread is pathetic! im glad i been away for 3 weeks now.

[Az]

inspector uckem is doing his job you stfu diezel

[Alf uckem]

Alf piss of you cunt your a fucking muppet who replys to every thread and does not input anything other than the letters you type in. faggot

so how else am i meant to input you gimp its a message board, i suppose everyone hates me coz off the shit input i give on here. How can i possibly reply to everything when i am out working nearly 12 hours a day i think you exagerate a little. Quit your crying, omg reds this and omg $6mill twat you are the joke my friend.

[Az]

so how else am i meant to input you gimp its a message board, i suppose everyone hates me coz off the shit input i give on here. How can i possibly reply to everything when i am out working nearly 12 hours a day i think you exagerate a little. Quit your crying, omg reds this and omg $6mill twat you are the joke my friend.

Quotin' Diss.

[EviLWaYz]

so how else am i meant to input you gimp its a message board, i suppose everyone hates me coz off the shit input i give on here. How can i possibly reply to everything when i am out working nearly 12 hours a day i think you exagerate a little. Quit your crying, omg reds this and omg $6mill twat you are the joke my friend.

i done think scott's a twat does that mean im a joke too?:waiting:

[Alf uckem]

i done think scott's a twat does that mean im a joke too?:waiting:

no you dozy fuck i was showing the drama that diezel thinks is funny. Fuck me dumb as a box of rocks

[EviLWaYz]

no you dozy fuck i was showing the drama that diezel thinks is funny. Fuck me dumb as a box of rocks

ok :thumbs:

[Alf uckem]

diezel one last thing about me posting all the time:

Alf uckem
# Total Posts: 1,284
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Diezel
# Total Posts: 462
# Posts Per Day: 5.30

here have some ownage pie, cock knocker

[Az]

*clap clap clap*

[EviLWaYz]

:clap:

[6m$SexGod]

diezel one last thing about me posting all the time:

Alf uckem
# Total Posts: 1,284
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Diezel
# Total Posts: 462
# Posts Per Day: 5.30

here have some ownage pie, cock knocker

Great use of words!

[Diezel]

diezel one last thing about me posting all the time:

Alf uckem
# Total Posts: 1,284
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Diezel
# Total Posts: 462
# Posts Per Day: 5.30

here have some ownage pie, cock knocker


Me bad i should have re-phrased that every thread you reply to

[EviLWaYz]

------> Λō ĻФпģεя а ЯΈΔ <------

is this true or you being a drama whore?:waiting:

[$treet pharmaci$t]

is this true or you being a drama whore?:waiting:

I was wondering the same thing bc he does seem to be the most vocal member

[EviLWaYz]

we are waiting for an answer scott :waiting:

[Alf uckem]

we are waiting for an answer scott :waiting:


he got given his notice for racist comments, duffman saw sence with those discusting comments he made earlier "say no to racism" Down with this sort of thing. Let put a stop to this once and for all:waiting:

[Az]

Jellybeans are people too.

[EviLWaYz]

i heard scott done somthing twatish like take doobz off the admin list and then delete him self (on the reds forum)

why would you do that even if you aint a red any more thats just grade A stupid!:haha:

[the myth]

lmao good to see reds are still the talk of the game,i may get my finger out come back play for a laugh,i`v missed all the banter :thumbs:,,ruff

please do we need the good player back

[Az]

i just got 1 question, do u feel lucky??? well do ya punk????

[6m$SexGod]

i heard scott done somthing twatish like take doobz off the admin list and then delete him self (on the reds forum)

why would you do that even if you aint a red any more thats just grade A stupid!:haha:

Well mate, i dont know where you get your info from, but it always seems to be wrong.

I didnt touch Doobz account, was a bit suspicious but i had to ask people how to delete myself, let alone change someones admin status!

And Doobz deleted me after me persuading him to, saying that i would give my info to someone. hehe (which i wouldnt have done)

The people that need to know what happened, know! End of. But i am no longer a red cab, let alone a red at all!

Enjoyed playing with you guys. :bye:

[seasider]

boo hoo

its so sad

how can you reds be so heartless to poor scotty?

can't you see how much he loves you?

[EviLWaYz]

boo hoo

its so sad

how can you reds be so heartless to poor scotty?

can't you see how much he loves you?

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[Carping]

oh dear if scott no longer a red looks like liam got another puller coming his way in llamas:whistle:

[cunexttuesday]

oh dear if scott no longer a red looks like liam got another puller coming his way in llamas:whistle:


:haha:

[6m$SexGod]

oh dear if scott no longer a red looks like liam got another puller coming his way in llamas:whistle:

I aint going to llamas! I hate the spitting bastards!:haha:

[Alf uckem]

i already said it, he was ostracized for being a racist

[6m$SexGod]

Yeah im a racist, i love calling people porridge wogs, this makes me like the kkk! So shoot me!