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[GayAsInHappy]

Ask a question, get an answer.

[GayAsInHappy]

Ask a question, get an answer.

[Nickything]

Will I ever find my lighter or will I keep having to light my cigs from the grill tonight?

[Nickything]

Will I ever find my lighter or will I keep having to light my cigs from the grill tonight?

[GayAsInHappy]

Failure surely comes your way...keep the coals stoked.

[GayAsInHappy]

Failure surely comes your way...keep the coals stoked.

[YetAnotherKitten]

what the hell am i going to do when schools out?

[YetAnotherKitten]

what the hell am i going to do when schools out?

[GayAsInHappy]

The golden shower of poverty will rain upon you...unless you strip.

[GayAsInHappy]

The golden shower of poverty will rain upon you...unless you strip.

[YetAnotherKitten]

golden shower?? :S thats no nice lady... no nice atall....

[YetAnotherKitten]

golden shower?? :S thats no nice lady... no nice atall....

[Nickything]

Coals? Tcha! we have electrickery here in the UK now!

Ok then, what's my bra size if you know everything

[Nickything]

Coals? Tcha! we have electrickery here in the UK now!

Ok then, what's my bra size if you know everything

[GayAsInHappy]

golden shower?? :S thats no nice lady... no nice atall....

Kitten, I just report what the cards tell me. If you want a nicer reply, you will have to ask another question and take your chances.

Coals? Tcha! we have electrickery here in the UK now!

Ok then, what's my bra size if you know everything

Your bra size fluctuates between none (while you are sleeping), a snug 36D while visited by Aunt Flo, and a comfortable 36C on a normal day. Your undergarment expenditures are more average than you realize, so when buying your "PU's" don't stress!

[GayAsInHappy]

golden shower?? :S thats no nice lady... no nice atall....

Kitten, I just report what the cards tell me. If you want a nicer reply, you will have to ask another question and take your chances.

Coals? Tcha! we have electrickery here in the UK now!

Ok then, what's my bra size if you know everything

Your bra size fluctuates between none (while you are sleeping), a snug 36D while visited by Aunt Flo, and a comfortable 36C on a normal day. Your undergarment expenditures are more average than you realize, so when buying your "PU's" don't stress!

[Nickything]

Kitten, I just report what the cards tell me. If you want a nicer reply, you will have to ask another question and take your chances.



Your bra size fluctuates between none (while you are sleeping), a snug 36D while visited by Aunt Flo, and a comfortable 36C on a normal day. Your undergarment expenditures are more average than you realize, so when buying your "PU's" don't stress!

Bloody hell! Now give me Saturdays lottery numbers

[Nickything]

Kitten, I just report what the cards tell me. If you want a nicer reply, you will have to ask another question and take your chances.



Your bra size fluctuates between none (while you are sleeping), a snug 36D while visited by Aunt Flo, and a comfortable 36C on a normal day. Your undergarment expenditures are more average than you realize, so when buying your "PU's" don't stress!

Bloody hell! Now give me Saturdays lottery numbers

[steff]

4 8 15 16 23 42

[steff]

4 8 15 16 23 42

[GayAsInHappy]

4 8 15 16 23 42

These numbers are incorrect. According to my vision, your numbers for the Saturday lottery are:


3 7 12 15 27 47

But only if you play them on the right Saturday. And I get half.

[GayAsInHappy]

4 8 15 16 23 42

These numbers are incorrect. According to my vision, your numbers for the Saturday lottery are:


3 7 12 15 27 47

But only if you play them on the right Saturday. And I get half.

[Nyx]

lol :)

[Nyx]

lol :)

[Aiyana]

will my old boss ever get what she deserves (sorry can't spell)

[Aiyana]

will my old boss ever get what she deserves (sorry can't spell)

[JiB-O]

will ledge stop making pointless threads once the forum is back?

[JiB-O]

will ledge stop making pointless threads once the forum is back?

[GayAsInHappy]

will my old boss ever get what she deserves (sorry can't spell)

Aiyana, oh the horror! I've just had a vision that made me retch...your boss will meet her demise in the year 2009, eaten raw by a pack of vicious, (wo)man-eating ferile cats (which can be obtained at my low-low price of 15 USD per pair, should you choose to hasten the process. Do you happen to have a copy of her housekey?)

I do hope such a gory end will satisfy your bloodlust.


will ledge stop making pointless threads once the forum is back?

All signs point to NO.

[GayAsInHappy]

will my old boss ever get what she deserves (sorry can't spell)

Aiyana, oh the horror! I've just had a vision that made me retch...your boss will meet her demise in the year 2009, eaten raw by a pack of vicious, (wo)man-eating ferile cats (which can be obtained at my low-low price of 15 USD per pair, should you choose to hasten the process. Do you happen to have a copy of her housekey?)

I do hope such a gory end will satisfy your bloodlust.


will ledge stop making pointless threads once the forum is back?

All signs point to NO.

[GayAsInHappy]

Never saw it. But two is double the fun, right? Aeon won't mind.

[GayAsInHappy]

Never saw it. But two is double the fun, right? Aeon won't mind.

[BRR]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e117/brrpics/stfu.jpg

and don't tell me you're not a lesbian.

[BRR]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e117/brrpics/stfu.jpg

and don't tell me you're not a lesbian.

[GayAsInHappy]

If I'm not a lesbian, will you tell me to keep talking?

(BTW, I'm not a lesbian, not that I have anything against lesbians)

[GayAsInHappy]

If I'm not a lesbian, will you tell me to keep talking?

(BTW, I'm not a lesbian, not that I have anything against lesbians)

[BRR]

if you're not a lesbian you should change your name to straightasinisuckcockafteridothedishesnakedbecause imagoodlittlegirl

then you may speak.

[BRR]

if you're not a lesbian you should change your name to straightasinisuckcockafteridothedishesnakedbecause imagoodlittlegirl

then you may speak.

[GayAsInHappy]

There is no option to change my name :(

But I changed my sig for you...is that good enough?

(See, I AM a good straight girl who does what she's told!)

[GayAsInHappy]

There is no option to change my name :(

But I changed my sig for you...is that good enough?

(See, I AM a good straight girl who does what she's told!)

[GayAsInHappy]

I'm either going to bury a steak knife into your heart or marry you, Killaho.

Right now, I'm leaning toward the steak knife...your loss. Read my new sig, as suggested by BRR.

[GayAsInHappy]

I'm either going to bury a steak knife into your heart or marry you, Killaho.

Right now, I'm leaning toward the steak knife...your loss. Read my new sig, as suggested by BRR.

[BRR]

I am pleased. but not with myself...

you may continue your thread. and i've just had a vision i would realize i'm psychic next monday. maybe i could be of some assistance then?

[BRR]

I am pleased. but not with myself...

you may continue your thread. and i've just had a vision i would realize i'm psychic next monday. maybe i could be of some assistance then?

[DeLeRiuM]

Is anything worth staying up for going to happen tonight or should i just go to bed???

[DeLeRiuM]

Is anything worth staying up for going to happen tonight or should i just go to bed???

[GayAsInHappy]

Is anything worth staying up for going to happen tonight or should i just go to bed???

If anything of note occurs, it will be IN your bed, so I suggest you retire at once.

I am pleased. but not with myself...

you may continue your thread. and i've just had a vision i would realize i'm psychic next monday. maybe i could be of some assistance then?

If you are up to being abused by Killaho for associating with a "copy-cat" I would be delighted to have your company in psychic-ness.

Thank you for your approval. It means so much to me.

*kneels before BRR, having just finished the dishes*

[GayAsInHappy]

Is anything worth staying up for going to happen tonight or should i just go to bed???

If anything of note occurs, it will be IN your bed, so I suggest you retire at once.

I am pleased. but not with myself...

you may continue your thread. and i've just had a vision i would realize i'm psychic next monday. maybe i could be of some assistance then?

If you are up to being abused by Killaho for associating with a "copy-cat" I would be delighted to have your company in psychic-ness.

Thank you for your approval. It means so much to me.

*kneels before BRR, having just finished the dishes*

[DeLeRiuM]

If anything of note occurs, it will be IN your bed, so I suggest you retire at once.
Considering the only person in my bed as of now is my 2 month old daughter i would expect what to be happening there to be in her diaper so I think I would prefer to stay here and harass you all so bored forum members who are sitting here wasting time like myself :p

[DeLeRiuM]

If anything of note occurs, it will be IN your bed, so I suggest you retire at once.
Considering the only person in my bed as of now is my 2 month old daughter i would expect what to be happening there to be in her diaper so I think I would prefer to stay here and harass you all so bored forum members who are sitting here wasting time like myself :p

[BRR]

sounds like fun. and fuck killaho, i think he's queer anyway.




































:bj:

[BRR]

sounds like fun. and fuck killaho, i think he's queer anyway.




































:bj:

[GayAsInHappy]

sounds like fun. and fuck killaho, i think he's queer anyway.

Yes, Killaho seems a bit "off" doesn't he? He follows behind my posts and mocks me. It's a bit like the playground, when the boy hits the girl he really wants to kiss. Only he is gay, so that can't be it. He's just bored, I guess.

Delerium, I think you are right about forum harrassment being preferable to a dirty diaper. Though I sense you will be a vegetable when the baby wakes you in the wee hours of the morning! :)

I think I am becoming more psychic as I rest here under the influence of Nyquil...I am seeing sleep in my future...

[GayAsInHappy]

sounds like fun. and fuck killaho, i think he's queer anyway.

Yes, Killaho seems a bit "off" doesn't he? He follows behind my posts and mocks me. It's a bit like the playground, when the boy hits the girl he really wants to kiss. Only he is gay, so that can't be it. He's just bored, I guess.

Delerium, I think you are right about forum harrassment being preferable to a dirty diaper. Though I sense you will be a vegetable when the baby wakes you in the wee hours of the morning! :)

I think I am becoming more psychic as I rest here under the influence of Nyquil...I am seeing sleep in my future...

[DnD]

what will be my winning hand at poker tonight, oh mighty straight one?

[DnD]

what will be my winning hand at poker tonight, oh mighty straight one?

[veinot]

Yes, Killaho seems a bit "off" doesn't he? He follows behind my posts and mocks me. It's a bit like the playground, when the boy hits the girl he really wants to kiss. Only he is gay, so that can't be it. He's just bored, I guess.

Delerium, I think you are right about forum harrassment being preferable to a dirty diaper. Though I sense you will be a vegetable when the baby wakes you in the wee hours of the morning! :)

I think I am becoming more psychic as I rest here under the influence of Nyquil...I am seeing sleep in my future...

but every gay guy needs his straight girl to follow and switch boyfriends with, or he might want to make sure he is gay and does want to kiss you or he is just "different"

[veinot]

Yes, Killaho seems a bit "off" doesn't he? He follows behind my posts and mocks me. It's a bit like the playground, when the boy hits the girl he really wants to kiss. Only he is gay, so that can't be it. He's just bored, I guess.

Delerium, I think you are right about forum harrassment being preferable to a dirty diaper. Though I sense you will be a vegetable when the baby wakes you in the wee hours of the morning! :)

I think I am becoming more psychic as I rest here under the influence of Nyquil...I am seeing sleep in my future...

but every gay guy needs his straight girl to follow and switch boyfriends with, or he might want to make sure he is gay and does want to kiss you or he is just "different"

[GayAsInHappy]

what will be my winning hand at poker tonight, oh mighty straight one?

You will likely not have much luck this evening, I'm afraid, but you may win one hand with a pair of sevens.

This is actually in your favor, as you may lose enough money to decide gambling isn't for you, which will prevent you from losing your wife, your home and your children in the future. If you do not make this crucial decision tonight, you may become a compulsive gambler and meth addict and as such amount to nothing.

On the other hand, if that pair of sevens leads you to "win big" you may decide to become a professional poker player, dominate tournaments, have a hot wife and two perfect kids, and own several homes around the world.

Oh, the duality. It's very hard to be a psychic.

BTW, my best friend made me some chicken soup for my nasty flu. :)

Edited to quote D&D

[GayAsInHappy]

what will be my winning hand at poker tonight, oh mighty straight one?

You will likely not have much luck this evening, I'm afraid, but you may win one hand with a pair of sevens.

This is actually in your favor, as you may lose enough money to decide gambling isn't for you, which will prevent you from losing your wife, your home and your children in the future. If you do not make this crucial decision tonight, you may become a compulsive gambler and meth addict and as such amount to nothing.

On the other hand, if that pair of sevens leads you to "win big" you may decide to become a professional poker player, dominate tournaments, have a hot wife and two perfect kids, and own several homes around the world.

Oh, the duality. It's very hard to be a psychic.

BTW, my best friend made me some chicken soup for my nasty flu. :)

Edited to quote D&D

[DnD]

You will likely not have much luck this evening, I'm afraid, but you may win one hand with a pair of sevens.

This is actually in your favor, as you may lose enough money to decide gambling isn't for you, which will prevent you from losing your wife, your home and your children in the future. If you do not make this crucial decision tonight, you may become a compulsive gambler and meth addict and as such amount to nothing.

On the other hand, if that pair of sevens leads you to "win big" you may decide to become a professional poker player, dominate tournaments, have a hot wife and two perfect kids, and own several homes around the world.

Oh, the duality. It's very hard to be a psychic.

BTW, my best friend made me some chicken soup for my nasty flu. :)

Edited to quote D&D

well i sure hope i catch some 7s....... get well soon gay

[DnD]

You will likely not have much luck this evening, I'm afraid, but you may win one hand with a pair of sevens.

This is actually in your favor, as you may lose enough money to decide gambling isn't for you, which will prevent you from losing your wife, your home and your children in the future. If you do not make this crucial decision tonight, you may become a compulsive gambler and meth addict and as such amount to nothing.

On the other hand, if that pair of sevens leads you to "win big" you may decide to become a professional poker player, dominate tournaments, have a hot wife and two perfect kids, and own several homes around the world.

Oh, the duality. It's very hard to be a psychic.

BTW, my best friend made me some chicken soup for my nasty flu. :)

Edited to quote D&D

well i sure hope i catch some 7s....... get well soon gay

[Aeon]

ahhh gay lady please do not mind killaho...he is simply standing up for me as he is my guard dog....;) :p :) luv you killa

yes i made the very same thread...but i see that the powers of gay lady differ from those of mizz aeon...I say "here here" to you gay lady and raise my glass :alcohol: ..

now do my fortune you rip off artist..:D

[Aeon]

ahhh gay lady please do not mind killaho...he is simply standing up for me as he is my guard dog....;) :p :) luv you killa

yes i made the very same thread...but i see that the powers of gay lady differ from those of mizz aeon...I say "here here" to you gay lady and raise my glass :alcohol: ..

now do my fortune you rip off artist..:D

[Maija]

(I'm soo desperate I'm turning to internet faux-psychics)

1. Will I get that new job I applied for?

2. Wil the evil new office manager here die in a freak accident where a 100-foot concrete Jesus falls off the top of a mountain and rolls over her car at the precise moment she is passing it at 45 mph?

3. Will my ex instantaneously combust?

4. Will I go all-in with A 2 suited and hit a full house to the dismay of the man with trip aces?


Thanks! :D

[Maija]

(I'm soo desperate I'm turning to internet faux-psychics)

1. Will I get that new job I applied for?

2. Wil the evil new office manager here die in a freak accident where a 100-foot concrete Jesus falls off the top of a mountain and rolls over her car at the precise moment she is passing it at 45 mph?

3. Will my ex instantaneously combust?

4. Will I go all-in with A 2 suited and hit a full house to the dismay of the man with trip aces?


Thanks! :D

[GayAsInHappy]

ahhh gay lady please do not mind killaho...he is simply standing up for me as he is my guard dog....;) :p :) luv you killa

yes i made the very same thread...but i see that the powers of gay lady differ from those of mizz aeon...I say "here here" to you gay lady and raise my glass :alcohol: ..

now do my fortune you rip off artist..:D

You must ask me a question, Aeon...I'm not omniscient, you know. I need something to work with.


(I'm soo desperate I'm turning to internet faux-psychics)

1. Will I get that new job I applied for?

2. Wil the evil new office manager here die in a freak accident where a 100-foot concrete Jesus falls off the top of a mountain and rolls over her car at the precise moment she is passing it at 45 mph?

3. Will my ex instantaneously combust?

4. Will I go all-in with A 2 suited and hit a full house to the dismay of the man with trip aces?


Thanks! :D

1. Yes.

2. With your assistance, yes.

3. See #2

4. No. But you may go all in and lose all your money.

[GayAsInHappy]

ahhh gay lady please do not mind killaho...he is simply standing up for me as he is my guard dog....;) :p :) luv you killa

yes i made the very same thread...but i see that the powers of gay lady differ from those of mizz aeon...I say "here here" to you gay lady and raise my glass :alcohol: ..

now do my fortune you rip off artist..:D

You must ask me a question, Aeon...I'm not omniscient, you know. I need something to work with.


(I'm soo desperate I'm turning to internet faux-psychics)

1. Will I get that new job I applied for?

2. Wil the evil new office manager here die in a freak accident where a 100-foot concrete Jesus falls off the top of a mountain and rolls over her car at the precise moment she is passing it at 45 mph?

3. Will my ex instantaneously combust?

4. Will I go all-in with A 2 suited and hit a full house to the dismay of the man with trip aces?


Thanks! :D

1. Yes.

2. With your assistance, yes.

3. See #2

4. No. But you may go all in and lose all your money.

[Aeon]

Bah...you suck








:D j/k...:D

[Aeon]

Bah...you suck








:D j/k...:D

[RedRum]

Ask a question, get an answer.

when will get a girlfriend:rolleyes:

[RedRum]

Ask a question, get an answer.

when will get a girlfriend:rolleyes:

[BRR]

when will get a girlfriend:rolleyes:

when she's too drunk to say no.

[BRR]

when will get a girlfriend:rolleyes:

when she's too drunk to say no.

[tca]

how many fingers am i holding up? :)

how many WILL i be holding up? :)

[tca]

how many fingers am i holding up? :)

how many WILL i be holding up? :)

[GayAsInHappy]

how many fingers am i holding up? :)

how many WILL i be holding up? :)


You are holding one finger, the middle one on your right hand. So when you raise the middle finger on your left hand, you will be holding up two fingers. Hopefully your mom will forgive you.


when she's too drunk to say no.

I couldn't have read it better myself! :)

[GayAsInHappy]

how many fingers am i holding up? :)

how many WILL i be holding up? :)


You are holding one finger, the middle one on your right hand. So when you raise the middle finger on your left hand, you will be holding up two fingers. Hopefully your mom will forgive you.


when she's too drunk to say no.

I couldn't have read it better myself! :)