Drunkest You've Ever Been

[Sir Mankalot]

Share ur drunks stories ehre...

gotta be tru tho....

you can pots someons els tho...like a freinds..

:smiley:

[KoRn]

True like the story you posted in the SB about a women eating a chicken sandwich with puss in it?

[Nova]

how about starting fights?:burp::@:bat:

[Sir Mankalot]

True like the story you posted in the SB about a women eating a chicken sandwich with puss in it?

Yup...that was actually true...so I'm told.:sneak:

[KoRn]

Yup...that was actually true...so I'm told.:sneak:

You must have not seen the conversation on it then. It's impossible, puss solidifies apon cooking, you wouldn't be able to tell it apart from the meat except for a weird taste.
That's one of the oldest food myths going around and shame on your for beleiving it.



SHAME!

[Sir Mankalot]

Then what could irt have been?

Sorry i don't pay aatteniton to cooking that much....

[RedRum]

too drunk to rember

[billy1]

I was at a club dancing and my girlfriend at the time came over and helped pick me up off the floor , I told her I was fine and had only just tripped over...." You just got three shades of shit knocked out of you " till this day i swear I only tripped over... I woke up the next day and my face was black and blue

[Duffman]

too drunk to rember

dammit i was just coming into to write the exact same thing lol

[kizkiz]

I was at a club dancing and my girlfriend at the time came over and helped pick me up off the floor , I told her I was fine and had only just tripped over...." You just got three shades of shit knocked out of you " till this day i swear I only tripped over... I woke up the next day and my face was black and blue

I believe every single part of this post except for this bit, which is blatantly made up....

my girlfriend

[curlybogtrotter]

Got drunk, went skinny dipping with a load of people at round 5am in the sea, this was round november/december so the water was freezing. apparantly my last words were "hey thats my bottle of wine!" then dont remember anything. apparantly i passed out naked on the beach. woke up fully clothed though so was all good :P

[I Got Priors]

I woke up 1 time with honey ALL OVER me. :S

My gf, a goood friend, 1 you could go out with and get thrashed KNOWING she'd look out for you...anyway, my gf TOLD me NOT to buy that bottle at the TJ border bcuz it WAS NOT Tequila. I wasn't having any of that bullshit and bought it anyway.
Woke-up in the back of my car at a friend of a friends house where a party was going on with 100 HOMEBOYS :|, with honey all over me.
I have to admit, I had doubt in my friend for a min or two thinking she didn't look out for me and I did something stupid but once I found her and she explained what happened we laughed about it. Still laughing 15yrs later. :haha:

[Doobz]

im pretty drunk right now :p

[ZERAT]

i was skulling beers al night while drinking spirits.

i did my final skull in 3 or 4 seconds (go me)

and then after that its a blur

i thought i was in a nightclub but i wasn't

when i got up in the morning i remember being in the nightcub (got there eventually)

but i had no recalection of paying to get in :P :haha:

[theaft3rglow]

:sneak:I got the nickname scooter bc I was too drunk to walk back up to the apt. to pee, so i pulled down my pants, peed and scooted my ass across the grass.
Another time I ate spaghetti while drunk, and musta not chewed it up all the way b/c my husband pulled over and I puked up whole noodles....which was crappy b/c you would stop and they wouldbe half hanging out and half stuck down your throat.

But I still think the worst was rising in the passenger seat puking up in plastic grocery bags and throwing them out the window like puke bombs on the freeway. I am in the Navy and I had to get back on base when I still lived in the barracks, so going through the gate with a "drunk in public" demenor was gay.....

[trailerpark ninja]

I broke my collar bone on a make shift slip and slide made of a tarp and black trash bags taped together. And to help make it slicker we added vegtable oil. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I have no recollection of the trip down the slide that did me in, but my friends still get a kick out of it. I remember being at the hospital and being a hot mess. I can say they really didn't like treating a stupid drunk girl.

[curlybogtrotter]

I broke my collar bone on a make shift slip and slide made of a tarp and black trash bags taped together. And to help make it slicker we added vegtable oil. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I have no recollection of the trip down the slide that did me in, but my friends still get a kick out of it. I remember being at the hospital and being a hot mess. I can say they really didn't like treating a stupid drunk girl.

Yeah hospitals are a horrible place to be if you're under the influence of anything

[Sir Brian]

Yeah hospitals are a horrible place to be

i quite agree.

[cunexttuesday]

My memories are as follows...
I had 3 shots of tequila. I was sleepy so I stood up and walked to the other couch and laid down.

I'm told what really happened was......

I had at least 6 shots. I was extremely wasted. I stood up very abruptly, span on the ball of my foot 3 times. Then tripped over the leg of the coffee table. Which resulted in me being face down on the floor. From there I was carried to the other couch.


:haha:

[newportbadboy]

My memories are as follows...
I had 3 shots of tequila. I was sleepy so I stood up and walked to the other couch and laid down.

I'm told what really happened was......

I had at least 6 shots. I was extremely wasted. I stood up very abruptly, span on the ball of my foot 3 times. Then tripped over the leg of the coffee table. Which resulted in me being face down on the floor. From there I was carried to the other couch.


:haha:

Originally Posted by cunexttuesday View Post

And drinking under the influence is fun. I once announced in cart disc that I was Drunkity Drunk Drunk!




Also lets not forget about the day U announced this! :foryou:

[Essayeffsee]

apart fom right now....

sank a ship then fell asleep on a wall sittin up...woke up on my back legs in air...X

[cunexttuesday]

.woke up on my back legs in air...X

That's NEVER happened to me.....
:whistle:

[Essayeffsee]

That's NEVER happened to me.....
:whistle:
well ....i just got up.....dropped a few more and carriied on....acid house ....the last post as far as modern culture goes....

[justsayno2drugsyche]

Never had the taste for alchohol...don't know why.

[Cheeky]

Damn.....soooo many stories...most of which I'm not willing to share

This happened at a friend's place 2 months ago:
There was 5 of us girls, 2 bottles of Tequila, 3 bottles of champagne, 2 of the cob loaf dips (you know the ones in the damper loaf....filled with cheese, bacon, cream, onion..heated up), and some avocado dip with crackers

Ok, so its getting late, we're all really drunk...and one of my friends decides to start throwing crackers at the rest of us....that was the beginning of the end..next thing I know we are involved in a huge food fight, and I don't mean just throwing food, we were rubbing handfuls of dip into faces, hair. To make matters worse, three of us fell into a muddy patch of the back yard, not that we cared at the time..we were only concerned with how much dip we could cover each other in.

Anyways, long story short, 3 of us had to walk home at 4 in the morning along a highway, COVERED from head to toe in dip and mud, had the police pull up alongside us, laugh and drive off. It took me days to get the smell out of my hair and clothes, but OH WHAT A NIGHT!! :bigteeth:

[HellRaiser]

That's NEVER happened to me.....
:whistle:

:haha:

[JaiJai]

I was at a club dancing and my girlfriend at the time came over and helped pick me up off the floor , I told her I was fine and had only just tripped over...." You just got three shades of shit knocked out of you " till this day i swear I only tripped over... I woke up the next day and my face was black and blue

But the other day in the shoutbox when you were making tea for "mommy"...you said you were 12, what's the age requirement for getting into bars in australia? :bleh:

[billy1]

I'd like to see where I ever said I was 12 :waiting: