Centipede

[RobCheadle]

A lonely guy was so down and miserable that he decided life would be
more fun if he had a pet.
So, he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a
little white box to use as a house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for it then decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.


So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box: ...



"I heard you the first time, I'm putting my Fu**ing shoes on!"

[Calienta]

pmsl!!