My name is John and I'm the best thing to ever happen to this forum.

[ThePimpJohn]

I don't need to go into detail about how you're all worthless scum and losers that wish you were drug dealers and thugs, instead I'll talk about myself and how perfect I am since I never properly introduced myself to you all.

I'm 22 years old and I live in Staten Island which is a part of NYC. I have been majoring in Business Administration and I'm near the top of my class. In High School I was the captain of the Football team and a starter on the Basketball team and one of the fastest runners on the track team. I also love street racing, it's a thrill. One of my boys told me about this place several months ago, I came here and everything here disgusts me including each and everyone of you and I feel the need to tell you all about it. I love dancing to the hottest club hits in the hottest clubs in NYC and even NJ scoring hot bitches every night. I have love for my brothers across the river in Jersey, they're pretty cool most of the time.

I also have numerous bitches willing to do what I want when I want, it's pretty nice. I know the guys here all hate me and I can understand why, they lack my stunning good looks and my skills to bring in all the bitches who will do whatever I want. Keep the hate flowing you jealous losers because I love it! I'll think of you losers tonight when I'm out in the club like I always do........NOT!

Pic related : It's me and my ride.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2906/john9.jpg

[Brick Shit House]

Dude if you have to come in here and brag how much money mommy and daddy have and call us wanna bees HAHAHHA get a life a get a real girlfriend not one of the plastic inflatable tire bitters that you hang with tell pauly and freddy no fingers just casue you can pucker your lips up it don;t make you gangster. As for your car careful daddy might not see you when he backs up.

[KoRn]

Hey "John", you should be careful what pics you put on the net, could be embarresing if they get out.

"John" and his rubber ducky:

http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv200/rjwalker666/ernie.jpg

[Ero-Sennin]

Hey "John", you should be careful what pics you put on the net, could be embarresing if they get out.

"John" and his rubber ducky:

http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv200/rjwalker666/ernie.jpg

ROFL!!!!

INSTANT CLASSIC!:haha:

[HellRaiser]

Enough about you John, it's all about me man, don't you know who I AM? Friend of ours.
You still didn't hook me up with that fine piece of ass I asked about in the previous post lol.

[Brick Shit House]

Enough about you John, it's all about me man, don't you know who I AM? Friend of ours.
You still didn't hook me up with that fine piece of ass I asked about in the previous post lol.


Now Now be careful you can;t play dope wars from jail.
Unless you are looking for a puppet show i would stay clear

[newportbadboy]

Eh Stfu Kiddo!

PS: Jaijai should definetly add this fools pics to the OT project videos..:haha:

[Cracker4Life]

I don't need to go into detail about how you're all worthless scum and losers that wish you were drug dealers and thugs, instead I'll talk about myself and how perfect I am since I never properly introduced myself to you all.

I'm 22 years old and I live in Staten Island which is a part of NYC. I have been majoring in Business Administration and I'm near the top of my class. In High School I was the captain of the Football team and a starter on the Basketball team and one of the fastest runners on the track team. I also love street racing, it's a thrill. One of my boys told me about this place several months ago, I came here and everything here disgusts me including each and everyone of you and I feel the need to tell you all about it. I love dancing to the hottest club hits in the hottest clubs in NYC and even NJ scoring hot bitches every night. I have love for my brothers across the river in Jersey, they're pretty cool most of the time.

I also have numerous bitches willing to do what I want when I want, it's pretty nice. I know the guys here all hate me and I can understand why, they lack my stunning good looks and my skills to bring in all the bitches who will do whatever I want. Keep the hate flowing you jealous losers because I love it! I'll think of you losers tonight when I'm out in the club like I always do........NOT!

Pic related : It's me and my ride.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2906/john9.jpg

and as your sitting in that gay position posing for the camera your lucky i didnt steal your car and put that bitch in reverse and run over your ass :D

[F8SentMe]

Are we really gonna waste more time responding to Guidos threads?? Let him and it die already!!!:closed:

[newportbadboy]

Are we really gonna waste more time responding to Guidos threads?? Let him and it die already!!!:closed:

I am the almighty Engin..I will respond to any thread as long as i want..Even a little Guidos need attention

[Brick Shit House]

Are we really gonna waste more time responding to Guidos threads?? Let him and it die already!!!:closed:


Now Now Gimp John needs some friends too we are all he has we can;t let him down :haha:

[tim|away]

My life feels strangely enriched after having read your post, John. Thank you for sharing that.

[Sir Brian]

clearly this is another 1 of those threads.

[Ridgeback]

what a twat

[T.c.a.]

Clearly, i am god here, so everybody, feel free to depart from my knob, kthnxbye :D

[newportbadboy]

Clearly, i am god here, so everybody, feel free to depart from my knob, kthnxbye :D

I think u n Pimp John should meet in Taiwan and have hot sex

[T.c.a.]

John would be lucky if somebody like me teabagged somebody like him. :D

[Dont Front]

John would be lucky if somebody like me teabagged somebody like him. :D



i bet you would love another man suckin on your nuts!

:thumbs:

[T.c.a.]

i bet you would love another man suckin on your nuts!

:thumbs:

head is head, dont make me gay ;)

[Dont Front]

head is head, dont make me gay ;)



lol.....if you like it your gay. :unf:

[cunexttuesday]

lol.....if you like it your gay. :unf:

:thumbs:

[T.c.a.]

lol.....if you like it your gay. :unf:

You like it, you'd know. :thumbs:

[Dont Front]

the only thing i like to fuck in the ass is a chick....the only thing that comes out of my ass is shit.

[BRR]

i bet you would love another man suckin on your nuts!

:thumbs:
proposition?



the only thing i like to fuck in the ass is a chick....the only thing that comes out of my ass is shit.


:( ok.

i'm down. what's your safe word?

[Brick]

Ohh my sweet mother of God, I'm soo happy I came in and read this. Finally a man willing to brag in these Forums. I think I have a new hero! Now's the chance I've been waiting for to brag about myself.

My name's Brick, yea that's right, like the guy from Anchorman. My parents thought about picking a traditional name like James or Henry but decided to name me after the building material I was conceived on. I know what you're thinking, that's not special, but actually I was conceived in a 68' Chevy ON bricks and the 15 seconds of rocking actually tipped the car off the bricks giving my dad's 1 inch penis the momentum necessary to finally penetrate my mother. I was born with 6 toes on my right foot, 3 of which were webbed together. I still have them all and I've placed 108th in the 50 Meter Backstroke in the Special Olympics in 2002. I have the ribbon to prove it. I have a problem with sweating. My entire body is riddled in sweat even during the winter. My doctor thinks it's a glandular problem but I tend to believe that it's because I'm 4 foot 2 and a healthy 467 pounds. I go to the clubs every night. All my lesbian hoes use my hot body to keep all the other men away. They also use my man-boobs as a cup-holder. I've touch thousands of pussies. Mostly because in my spare time I drive around looking for stray cats in dumpsters and take them home with me. I wet the bed and I haven't had my first wet dream.

Please Pimp Man, take me under your wing and show me the ways of the fake-baked narcissistic dipshit. I'm eager to learn and willing to purchase a side-car so I can ride next to your sweet car! Call me!

[Dont Front]

Ohh my sweet mother of God, I'm soo happy I came in and read this. Finally a man willing to brag in these Forums. I think I have a new hero! Now's the chance I've been waiting for to brag about myself.

My name's Brick, yea that's right, like the guy from Anchorman. My parents thought about picking a traditional name like James or Henry but decided to name me after the building material I was conceived on. I know what you're thinking, that's not special, but actually I was conceived in a 68' Chevy ON bricks and the 15 seconds of rocking actually tipped the car off the bricks giving my dad's 1 inch penis the momentum necessary to finally penetrate my mother. I was born with 6 toes on my right foot, 3 of which were webbed together. I still have them all and I've placed 108th in the 50 Meter Backstroke in the Special Olympics in 2002. I have the ribbon to prove it. I have a problem with sweating. My entire body is riddled in sweat even during the winter. My doctor thinks it's a glandular problem but I tend to believe that it's because I'm 4 foot 2 and a healthy 467 pounds. I go to the clubs every night. All my lesbian hoes use my hot body to keep all the other men away. They also use my man-boobs as a cup-holder. I've touch thousands of pussies. Mostly because in my spare time I drive around looking for stray cats in dumpsters and take them home with me. I wet the bed and I haven't had my first wet dream.

Please Pimp Man, take me under your wing and show me the ways of the fake-baked narcissistic dipshit. I'm eager to learn and willing to purchase a side-car so I can ride next to your sweet car! Call me!



:haha:

[BRR]

:haha:
are you ignoring me

[T.c.a.]

Ohh my sweet mother of God, I'm soo happy I came in and read this. Finally a man willing to brag in these Forums. I think I have a new hero! Now's the chance I've been waiting for to brag about myself.

My name's Brick, yea that's right, like the guy from Anchorman. My parents thought about picking a traditional name like James or Henry but decided to name me after the building material I was conceived on. I know what you're thinking, that's not special, but actually I was conceived in a 68' Chevy ON bricks and the 15 seconds of rocking actually tipped the car off the bricks giving my dad's 1 inch penis the momentum necessary to finally penetrate my mother. I was born with 6 toes on my right foot, 3 of which were webbed together. I still have them all and I've placed 108th in the 50 Meter Backstroke in the Special Olympics in 2002. I have the ribbon to prove it. I have a problem with sweating. My entire body is riddled in sweat even during the winter. My doctor thinks it's a glandular problem but I tend to believe that it's because I'm 4 foot 2 and a healthy 467 pounds. I go to the clubs every night. All my lesbian hoes use my hot body to keep all the other men away. They also use my man-boobs as a cup-holder. I've touch thousands of pussies. Mostly because in my spare time I drive around looking for stray cats in dumpsters and take them home with me. I wet the bed and I haven't had my first wet dream.

Please Pimp Man, take me under your wing and show me the ways of the fake-baked narcissistic dipshit. I'm eager to learn and willing to purchase a side-car so I can ride next to your sweet car! Call me!

:haha:

ahh i think im inlove :thumbs:

+ 1 for you!

[Jacx]

this guy is making me wet....my tootsy roll is humming! :smiley:


I don't need to go into detail about how you're all worthless scum and losers that wish you were drug dealers and thugs, instead I'll talk about myself and how perfect I am since I never properly introduced myself to you all.

I'm 22 years old and I live in Staten Island which is a part of NYC. I have been majoring in Business Administration and I'm near the top of my class. In High School I was the captain of the Football team and a starter on the Basketball team and one of the fastest runners on the track team. I also love street racing, it's a thrill. One of my boys told me about this place several months ago, I came here and everything here disgusts me including each and everyone of you and I feel the need to tell you all about it. I love dancing to the hottest club hits in the hottest clubs in NYC and even NJ scoring hot bitches every night. I have love for my brothers across the river in Jersey, they're pretty cool most of the time.

I also have numerous bitches willing to do what I want when I want, it's pretty nice. I know the guys here all hate me and I can understand why, they lack my stunning good looks and my skills to bring in all the bitches who will do whatever I want. Keep the hate flowing you jealous losers because I love it! I'll think of you losers tonight when I'm out in the club like I always do........NOT!

Pic related : It's me and my ride.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2906/john9.jpg

[F8SentMe]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop Jacx??:bleh:

[JaiJai]

I'll never tell :D

:flutter:

[Uganja]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/moreorangefail.jpg

friends of yours?

[Kanders]

and as your sitting in that gay position posing for the camera your lucky i didnt steal your car and put that bitch in reverse and run over your ass :D

Aw dont be cruel! the poor guy is clearly suffering from deformaties that arent his fault. I can see severe ridging of the forehead and furthermore an operation is required to allow him to retract his eyelids properly.

Because of this its unlikely he can see the camera with his head level, in fact for him even to see whats in front of him at all he'd have to walk around with his head tilted permanantley by at least 30 degrees...... backwards!:haha:

Anyway......WELCOME!

[Beckjo1]

this guy is making me wet....my tootsy roll is humming! :smiley:


well, that explains your "to the women" thread :haha:

[ThePimpJohn]

Hello, faggots!









John here. I see all of my fans quickly expanded this thread with their adoration for their newly discovered hero who is worthy of godlike status. Thanks, I just want to let you all know that I love each and everyone of you. NOT REALLY! You're all still faggots and fat dykes and I still hate each and every last one of you disgusting things. Last night I had a great time in the clubs, check my other thread for an update and a pic of my latest and greatest hot bitch showing off he hot ass in the club.










Thanks for listening and see-ya later.....faggots.

[ZERAT]

oh

that pic isn't a photoshop job is it?

[Brick]

Hello, faggots!

John here. I see all of my fans quickly expanded this thread with their adoration for their newly discovered hero who is worthy of godlike status. Thanks, I just want to let you all know that I love each and everyone of you. NOT REALLY! You're all still faggots and fat dykes and I still hate each and every last one of you disgusting things. Last night I had a great time in the clubs, check my other thread for an update and a pic of my latest and greatest hot bitch showing off he hot ass in the club.

Thanks for listening and see-ya later.....faggots.

Does this mean that we're not friends?

Well, I'm choosing to ignore that comment and pretend like we are. You know how to pretend right? Let's pretend for a moment: I'm the man, I work out all the time because I'm not smart enough to find a job. I went to the clubs on a Friday night, but I'm so insecure that I have to announce it everyone and make it look like I'm the man in the hopes of getting a reaction. Taking that little gem of an observation and coupling it with your obvious over-compensation (the big watch, the black car in the background, the pictures with drunken girls at a bar [ I know it's tough to take a picture with other people when their drunk], and this series of what I'll loosely call insults). Ok now back to reality, are you really stupid enough to think that we don't realize you're fishing for reactions. No one's that stupid to really come into this forum pick a fight with the (mostly) wonderful people here. So let's get down to business and talk for a moment about things that actually matter. 1.) Do you have a job? 2.) What level of education do you have? I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say, high school, maybe community college. If you wanna talk like a big boy you gotta be able to back it up with things that actually have value. The car that either mommy bought you from her alimony check by your likely abusive father or that you managed to collect enough quarters selling your baseball cards to afford the down-payment and for all we know had been repossessed, is nice, but unimpressive. So go to your parties and take your pictures. In the mean-time I'll be the one sitting behind my desk laughing hysterically at you when you come ask me if my business needs a new janitor :clean:

Live it up while you still can... and remember come Monday that's Mr. Brick sir and if you ever forget to empty my wastebasket again, I'll buy your house, burn it down and piss on the ashes.

Ridding the world of ignorance, egomaniacs, and idiots one rant at a time. - Brick

[newportbadboy]

So mr.brick do u need a janitor :bleh: and how much do u pay?

[ThePimpJohn]

Good morning faggots.











It's a beautiful spring morning in NYC and I just wanted to let you all know that I still hate each and everyone you of pathetic dirt bags. My bitch just finished blowing me 1st thing in the morning. (Shit was SO cash) I find it ironic that my two biggest fans are named "Brick" & "Brickshithouse". You two losers are jealous and it's really not healthy, do you two dream that you could have looks and charm like I do? Bitches love my hair as well as my hot body. I'm sorry that not every man can be a good looking Italian with charm and a sense of style.

Pic related : My bitch can suck a golfball through a garden hose, she sucks dick like a pornstar and I would know from experience.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4258/john10.jpg

[Duffman]

man that chick is dog rough lol

[Jeffromofo]

man that chick is dog rough lol


lol :thumbs:

[chrispy]

wait, which one is the chic?

[Duffman]

if ur guna brag mate atleast post a pic of a decent chick like this

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc75/duffage/n284500001_49525_5512.jpg


not that trout that you just put up ther haha u wanker

[Brick Shit House]

ThePimpJohn
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ThePimpJohn
I'd like you to become the 1st president of my new fan club. Do you accept my offer faggot?


LMFAO what a douche bag he is the load his aunt should of swallowed