View Full Version : this is why texas is better than new york
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 03:51 AM
when you say how many teams does new york have people will say 2 99 percent of the time.... but buffalo is in new york and terrel owens went there.... the actual state of new york.... i would be pissed if i was in a state that only an island got all the credit for.... thats why texas is the greatest state in the union.... oh and we can fly our flag as high as the us flag because we were our own country when we joined the union.....lol
ps... we dont have state income tax... more money for us....
Cracker4Life
8th March 2009, 03:52 AM
Dumb thread topic...
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 03:56 AM
Dumb thread topic...
i think im killing 4 or 5 birds with one stone..... texas better than anyone.... we dont have TO anymore.... no state income tax... flying our flag... etc....lol
Cracker4Life
8th March 2009, 04:01 AM
i think im killing 4 or 5 birds with one stone..... texas better than anyone.... we dont have TO anymore.... no state income tax... flying our flag... etc....lol
:yay: who wouldnt want to live in a state where over half the population doesnt speaky any english. its hot and muggy, the sports teams are alright at best. every state lets their own flag fly, so i have no idea what your are talking about there.
oh and yeah whats that saying...ummmm
the only things that come from texas are steers and queers and you dont look like no cattle to me son!
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 04:10 AM
:yay: who wouldnt want to live in a state where over half the population doesnt speaky any english. its hot and muggy, the sports teams are alright at best. every state lets their own flag fly, so i have no idea what your are talking about there.
oh and yeah whats that saying...ummmm
the only things that come from texas are steers and queers and you dont look like no cattle to me son!
no sir look it up.... only texas can fly there flag as high as the US flag.... because we are the shit.... look it up.... but we stick with yall because we havent gotten a better offer yet.... we are the only state that has the right to leave the union legaly... because we are texas.... and you cant be us...lol
Cracker4Life
8th March 2009, 04:12 AM
no sir look it up.... only texas can fly there flag as high as the US flag.... because we are the shit.... look it up.... but we stick with yall because we havent gotten a better offer yet.... we are the only state that has the right to leave the union legaly... because we are texas.... and you cant be us...lol
Let Mexico have ya.
:closed:
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 04:17 AM
Let Mexico have ya.
:closed:
well to be honest mexico already does.... whites are the minority in texas now..... and im lobbying for affirmative action for white people now.... because texas has a majority of mexicans....... white people should have the same right to affirmative action if there the minority right
Cracker4Life
8th March 2009, 04:28 AM
well to be honest mexico already does.... whites are the minority in texas now..... and im lobbying for affirmative action for white people now.... because texas has a majority of mexicans....... white people should have the same right to affirmative action if there the minority right
Definition of Affirmative action:
A policy or a program that seeks to redress past discrimination through active measures to ensure equal opportunity, as in education and employment.
When have whites had past discrimination.
Pick up a fucking book.
No way in hell your "lobbying" will ever help whites recieve affirmative action.
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 04:37 AM
Definition of Affirmative action:
A policy or a program that seeks to redress past discrimination through active measures to ensure equal opportunity, as in education and employment.
When have whites had past discrimination.
Pick up a fucking book.
No way in hell your "lobbying" will ever help whites recieve affirmative action.
i dont have to pick up a book actually.... if you finish in the top 10 percentile of your school in texas you can get in any state college here...... aka texas.... texas a and am.... texas tech... and last year texas had 86 percent from the top 10..... now are you gonna tell me every school district is equal.... because i promise you the top 20 from southlake carrol were more worthy than the top 10 percent from dallas carter.....
T.c.a.
8th March 2009, 04:39 AM
Dunder, you are such a fucking twit, if you were any dumber, i'd have to gouge my own eyeballs out with a teaspoon, just to stop from having to read your drivel.
Oh yeah...lets all type like...retards.
Use proper punctuation or just dont use any at all you fucking twat.
Cracker4Life
8th March 2009, 04:39 AM
i dont have to pick up a book actually.... if you finish in the top 10 percentile of your school in texas you can get in any state college here...... aka texas.... texas a and am.... texas tech... and last year texas had 86 percent from the top 10..... now are you gonna tell me every school district is equal.... because i promise you the top 20 from southlake carrol were more worthy than the top 10 percent from dallas carter.....
:yawn: your changing the subject we were talking about affirmitive action
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 04:48 AM
thats what affirmative action has done.... go to bed before i kick your ass on this subject too
Cracker4Life
8th March 2009, 04:58 AM
thats what affirmative action has done.... go to bed before i kick your ass on this subject too
i have yet to see how you are kicking my ass in this subject. go do something productive with your time, like learn the proper use of punctuation. also, try and stop laughing at yourself after every single thing you say. you are not that funny but when you do come close to be funny its not funny anymore because you laugh at it yourself so it just ruins it.
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 05:02 AM
i have yet to see how you are kicking my ass in this subject. go do something productive with your time, like learn the proper use of punctuation. also, try and stop laughing at yourself after every single thing you say. you are not that funny but when you do come close to be funny its not funny anymore because you laugh at it yourself so it just ruins it.
can we get a 3rd or 4th grade english teacher to tell him his punctuation was not even close to PROPER..... i dont claim to speak using correct punctuation.... but i guess you do... and that puts you under the bus not me....
Cracker4Life
8th March 2009, 05:06 AM
can we get a 3rd or 4th grade english teacher to tell him his punctuation was not even close to PROPER..... i dont claim to speak using correct punctuation.... but i guess you do... and that puts you under the bus not me....
Closer than you have ever come :bleh: and please feel free to correct what i did wrong :thumbs: if you can
T.c.a.
8th March 2009, 05:06 AM
can we get a 3rd or 4th grade english teacher to tell him his punctuation was not even close to PROPER..... i dont claim to speak using correct punctuation.... but i guess you do... and that puts you under the bus not me....
Actually, it was, he just didn't use capital letters.
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 05:14 AM
Actually, it was, he just didn't use capital letters.
tca you lost out too.... Actually, it was, was not proper.... all of you suck.... and i dont have to prove it because you all know you are wrong....
T.c.a.
8th March 2009, 05:19 AM
tca you lost out too.... Actually, it was, was not proper.... all of you suck.... and i dont have to prove it because you all know you are wrong....
You sir, are a fucking moron. Did you even graduate primary school?
Lets analyse shall we?
I have yet to see how you are kicking my ass in this subject. Go do something productive with your time, like learn the proper use of punctuation. Also, try and stop laughing at yourself after every single thing you say. You are not that funny but when you do come close to be funny its not funny anymore because you laugh at it yourself so it just ruins it.
The bolded are parts he missed, feel free to discuss anything else you think he "missed" and i'll continue to make you look like a fucking tool. If you are really going to sit there and argue semantics, the first you are he posted, could have been you're, however both are technically correct.
Now piss off you muppet and stop trying to be clever, you come up very short.
Kthnxbye.
Cracker4Life
8th March 2009, 05:24 AM
You sir, are a fucking moron. Did you even graduate primary school?
Lets analyse shall we?
The bolded are parts he missed, feel free to discuss anything else you think he "missed" and i'll continue to make you look like a fucking tool. If you are really going to sit there and argue semantics, the first you are he posted, could have been you're, however both are technically correct.
Now piss off you muppet and stop trying to be clever, you come up very short.
Kthnxbye.
:glare: :fu: thanks jesse your awesome too. :thumbs:
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 05:44 AM
look at me crying because i have been beaten so harshly in a debate.... oh wait im fucking with you like i fucked with your moms dildo..... see i didnt fuck with her... i actually put aids in her dildo and the next time she uses it she will be termanal.... does that fill good for you....
T.c.a.
8th March 2009, 05:52 AM
look at me crying because i have been beaten so harshly in a debate.... oh wait im fucking with you like i fucked with your moms dildo..... see i didnt fuck with her... i actually put aids in her dildo and the next time she uses it she will be termanal.... does that fill good for you....
:haha: He insults himself, priceless, stick a fork in you, you're done. :thumbs:
:closed:
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 06:21 AM
actually i was saying i gave a terminal illness to someone... but if you think thats funny... your just as fucked up as me...lol
T.c.a.
8th March 2009, 06:32 AM
actually i was saying i gave a terminal illness to someone... but if you think thats funny... your just as fucked up as me...lol
You said you have aids. :P
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
8th March 2009, 06:34 AM
You said you have aids. :P
yeah i have aids... i also have pages.... and inturns.... they do all the things i dont have time to do.....lol
T.c.a.
8th March 2009, 08:42 AM
No, you said you had the disease, dont try to back track and cover yourself.
zwixxx
8th March 2009, 08:59 AM
Dunder, you are such a fucking twit, if you were any dumber, i'd have to gouge my own eyeballs out with a teaspoon, just to stop from having to read your drivel.
Oh yeah...lets all type like...retards.
Use proper punctuation or just dont use any at all you fucking twat.
seriously...i read every word he said and now as i'm replying to you all i can remember is :blah::blah::blah:
HellRaiser
8th March 2009, 01:48 PM
:yay: who wouldnt want to live in a state where over half the population doesnt speaky any english.
Hell doesn' that apply the majority of the US these days? :haha:
Beckjo1
8th March 2009, 02:02 PM
Hell doesn' that apply the majority of the US these days? :haha:
sure does
i feel like have to carry my passport to get into some areas ... like Miami ;)
OpticaliLLusion
8th March 2009, 02:08 PM
fail thread is fail
:closed:
Mr.Snuggles
8th March 2009, 03:05 PM
lol.... Texas...
might as well talk about Mexico...
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