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RobCheadle
27th July 2006, 11:15 PM
Anyone know what it is, ever tried it? Whats your best score?
Share your Google whacks here
despotism fluidics = 191 results
Visit Google. Submit a query of two words, but don't use quote marks. (Quotes tell Google to find the enclosed words immediately adjacent - and that's just too easy!) Use no punctuation in your words, and no numbers (just 26 letters from A through Z). Find two words that return one result
Aiyana
27th July 2006, 11:26 PM
ummmm what are u talking about:amish:
tca
27th July 2006, 11:32 PM
basically aiyana, try and get down to only one search result from 2 seperate words
Results 1 - 10 of about 16 for holy talitos
Talitos is a word :D
Edit - I Think
Cowboy From Hell
27th July 2006, 11:46 PM
results: 1 - 10 de aproximadamente 841 de holy guacamoly.
Calienta
28th July 2006, 12:38 AM
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for pervertedly bologne
DnD
28th July 2006, 12:45 AM
and, or
Results 1 - 10 of about 14,140,000,000
Phuquit
28th July 2006, 12:46 AM
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,180 for artichoke dalek. (0.46 seconds) - wtf???
Results 1 - 10 of about 61 for sandinista lepton. (0.36 seconds) - some improvement here
DnD
28th July 2006, 12:49 AM
stipulators enemas
Results 1 - 10 of about 54
making the words plural helps
marott
28th July 2006, 01:00 AM
Results 1 - 10 of about 963 for triangular factoid. i just like the word, im sure i could get better
Results 1 - 8 of about 9 for transexuals sycamine
Results 1 - 10 of about 490,000 for bush is a transexual
Kloaked Spirit
28th July 2006, 01:09 AM
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/8017/almostwhackwr6.jpg
It's not my fault that I (and one other person on the internet) managed to include both words with the same misspelling.
Phuquit
28th July 2006, 01:10 AM
Your search - autochthonics hexadecimals - did not match any documents.
Ker-ching!!
Kloaked Spirit
28th July 2006, 01:11 AM
You're supposed to get 1 out of 1.
Phuquit
28th July 2006, 01:16 AM
You're supposed to get 1 out of 1.
D'oh!! :rroulette:
*runs off to make a Wiki for "autochthonics hexadecimals"*
YetAnotherKitten
28th July 2006, 02:55 AM
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for BORNITIC boofy. (0.23 seconds)
I win.
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for pervertedly bologne
this certainly gets extra points though for sheer hilarity.
Calienta
28th July 2006, 03:11 AM
www.dictionary.com
No entry found for boofy.
No entry found for bornitic.
wtf lol use proper words!
Nickything
28th July 2006, 03:16 AM
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for priapetic deer. (0.28 seconds)
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for priapetic mouse. (0.28 seconds)
I win :D
Rex Mundi
28th July 2006, 03:16 AM
1-10 of about 166 for flammable jackanapes
1-10 of about 19 for furious tromboning.
1-1 of about 1 for fetid rattatouille. God dammit ! someone's already written a review on my signature dish !
A&H?
28th July 2006, 03:26 AM
Results 1 - 10 of about 11,700 for falafel pervert. (0.13 seconds)
BRR
28th July 2006, 06:59 AM
Results 1 - 10 of about 112,000,000 for free porn. (0.08 seconds)
i give up.
Flashman
28th July 2006, 08:50 AM
Results 1 - 10 of about 35 for forcep sundae
So Warped
28th July 2006, 08:55 AM
Results 1 - 10 of about 30,600,000 for porn (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/porn%26r%3D67) babes (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=X&oi=dict&q=http://www.answers.com/babes%26r%3D67). (0.01 seconds)
Flashman
28th July 2006, 08:57 AM
done it
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for varecocele rhododendron
marott
28th July 2006, 09:46 AM
done it
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for varecocele rhododendron
not real words
Calienta
28th July 2006, 10:03 AM
*varicocele
Flashman
28th July 2006, 10:27 AM
what makes this so difficult is that there are sites linked to Google that have all the words in the Dictionary in them - used for word games, Scrabble etc.
Antoper
28th July 2006, 11:20 AM
1 - 3 of about 6 for Clarifacation butthole. (0.39 seconds)
Treadon
28th July 2006, 02:49 PM
this fucking website wrecks the game
http://labs.mininova.org/wordmatch/wordlist.txt
YetAnotherKitten
28th July 2006, 03:11 PM
Visit Google. Submit a query of two words, but don't use quote marks. (Quotes tell Google to find the enclosed words immediately adjacent - and that's just too easy!) Use no punctuation in your words, and no numbers (just 26 letters from A through Z). Find two words that return one result
he never said use "real" words !! :P
RobCheadle
28th July 2006, 07:04 PM
K better rules and also a place to record and verify your 'Google whack'
Visit Google. Submit a query of two words, but don't use quote marks. (Quotes tell Google to find the enclosed words immediately adjacent - and that's just too easy!) Use no punctuation in your words, and no numbers (just 26 letters from A through Z). Find two words that return one result, then see whether Whack agrees (Whack may not see the same results you see). Whack only accepts words between 4 and 30 characters in length. (Any shorter or longer, again, that's just too easy!) To add to The Whack Stack, please respect these simple guidelines (Whack decides; no exceptions).
What are the rules?
Rule Number One: Your two Googlefactors must exist in Google's view of this dictionary. Not your view; Google's view! Google does the work, and Google has the final word! In the blue bar atop your Google results, accepted terms are linked, and so appear 'underlined.' No line, no link = Googlejack! (As in, You've got jack, so see the FAQ :-)
Rule Number Two: Google also is the arbiter of a whack's uniqueness. Look to the right end of the blue bar atop your Google results. If you see "Results 1 - 1 of (any number),' you found exactly one hit = Googlewhack!
Rule Number Three: Google shows you an excerpt of the page you whacked. Look at that text. If it's merely a list of words (such as a bibliography, concordance, encyclopedia, glossary, thesaurus, dictionary, domain names, or plain old machine-generated random garbage), No Whack For You!
If your Googlefactors don't comply, some other whacker will certainly test them, then expose your treachery to all!
Entries in The Whack Stack that breach Rule Number Three will be marked WORDLIST :-(.
No offensive comments in The Whack Stack
Excessive stacking of the same word may cause Whack to ban the word automatically for over 48 hours.
Inappropriate use or abuse of the service may result in your whacks being removed. Deal with it.
Note: When you search Google, you may be able to find more reliable Googlewhacks by prefixing each word in your Google search with a "+" (for example, +endothelial +velveeta). It's not required, but may make whacking easier. Whack always has submitted queries that require an exact match. That is, Whack always has prefixed both words with "+" to require their presence, which (later, serendipitously) also avoided any stemming by Google. The rules here always have been correct; entries in The Whack Stack always have been consistent with the rules.
You're welcome to post your crack Googlewhack in The Whack Stack. To do so, first head over to Google to find a whack you like. Then, you can use Whack!, which checks the rules for you! (It will record a true success, but if you find more than a few results, it will send you to Google where you belong :-)
If you can't satisfy Whack!, you're welcome to post your slightly slack Googlewhack to QuickTopic. (This is especially for those hardcore Scrabble players who just know "That's a real word," even though Google's reference may not agree :-)
RECORD AND VERIFY YOUR WHACK HERE:
http://www.googlewhack.com/whack.pl
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