Funniest chuck norris joke ever

[Joke]

Chuck Norris only needs to eat once every 1000 years, the last time he ate the holocaust happened!

[newportbadboy]

Did u have to start a new account to tell a joke dumbass

[cunexttuesday]

I didn't think it's funny....

:hidey:

This one is funny....

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

[$treet pharmaci$t]

I didn't think it's funny....

:hidey:

This one is funny....

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

collettes was way funnier

[BRR]

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

[ruffnready]

chuck norris is the only man known to ever slam a revolving door,

and he once beat a brick wall at a game of tennis

:smiley:

[cunexttuesday]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

[$treet pharmaci$t]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

collette has the best chuck noris jokes

[Nova]

:haha:

I didn't think it's funny....

:hidey:

This one is funny....

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.