Omegle

[Phuquit]

Omegle (http://www.omegle.com)

Epic website for trolling complete strangers:

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Stranger: tell me a secret
You: they're on to you
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: get out while you still have time
Stranger: where should I go?
You: anywhere - just get out before they get there
Stranger: AHHHhh ok
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Stranger: hi
You: ollǝɥ
Stranger: AWESOMEEEE
You: ¿ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ pıp ¿ǝɹǝɥ uo ƃuıoƃ sı ɟʇʍ
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: no
Stranger: yours is upside down
You: ǝsɐǝld ʇı doʇs
Stranger: stop what?
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: tl;dr
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[Phuquit]

You: I got into a barfight a few months ago.
You: These guys roughed me up pretty bad, and they cut off my cock.
You: I'm all healed up and better now.
You: But life's so... different.
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:4chan:

[Zeus]

I like this thread, more please :thumbs:

[Dai]

pmsl:thumbs:

[zwixxx]

:haha:

[Zeus]

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You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: I like cheese

Stranger: me too!

You: furmunda is the best

Stranger: oh fo sho

You: kinda like really good aged blue

Stranger: how about swiss?

Stranger: or good ol American

You: I like a really messed up ph balance

Stranger: I got ya - keeps people away, if you know what I mean

You: I hate ppl anyway

Stranger: whys that

You: Im an introvert

Stranger: same here

Stranger: what part of the world are you from

You: I played WOW once for 22 hrs once

Stranger: ha

You: Im from Thailand

Stranger: thats dedication

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mmm cheese

[curlybogtrotter]

Stranger: alright no bullshit you gonna show me ur pussy or not ?
You: sure
You: Faceless Cat Birthday - random images - moonbuggy (http://img.moonbuggy.org/faceless-cat-birthday/)
You: thats my pussy :)

[Jacx]

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wtf

[Jacx]

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Stranger: giday mate

You: hi

You: i got a question

You: if you don't mind

You: Is it really a bad thing that i love the goat?

Stranger: yeah sure

Stranger: nah we all love the goat

You: thank god for that, thanks bud...i feel like a man again!

[newportbadboy]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo this is awesome..my thing

i ll be back with some convos

[curlybogtrotter]

i tried the same thing Jacx... lol



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Hallo, schließt bitte die Nazistische Partei an!
You: SIG HEIL
Stranger: HEIL
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[newportbadboy]

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi

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now what part of conversation sucked :glare:

[curlybogtrotter]

I wish you could post images on it :(

[cunexttuesday]

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: clamhats
You: monkey doo
Stranger: lotion turds
You: cheese pus
Stranger: if laughter is the best medicine, who was the dumbass that said "i died laughing"?
You: new port bad boy did

[Jacx]

Bahahahhah

[Jacx]

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You: i got to ask
You: why
You: why would you do this to me timmy?>
You: why!!!!
Stranger: er
Stranger: I'm sorry =(
You: are you really sorry>?
Stranger: I thought that through the use of Valtrex that maybe you wouldn't get it
You: bugger
You: ok, i forgive
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You: hi
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: how are you
You: feeling odd
Stranger: hey join the club haha
You: my wife just tried to give me french onion soup...I don't like the french and especially not inside me
You: you just don't know what they might do in there
Stranger: hahahaha well agreed my friend
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats going on
You: im trying to fix the core
Stranger: nice
You: was it you?
Stranger: whats the difference between babies and aplles
Stranger: apples*
You: i dont know
Stranger: I stop eating apples when i get to the core
You: u broke the core
You: i hate you
Stranger: what the differnece between babies and my apples
You: don't break my core again dammit...ok whats the difference?
Stranger: i dont jizz on my apples before i eat them
You: omg u jizzed my core
Stranger: sorry
You: i got goats
You: goats love the core
Stranger: rad
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[newportbadboy]

You: Hi Bitch
Stranger: hey
You: oh hey we just talked
Stranger: I dont think so
You: yes we did
Stranger: you sound incredible
You: you sound pathetic
Stranger: tell me again
You: you sound pathetic
You: again?
Stranger: you are tough
You: you like it
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[newportbadboy]

You: Okay bitch move it then
Stranger: What do you want me to do?
You: 3 rules in this house..1) cook 2) do my laundry 3) suck me off
Stranger: That sounds fair
Stranger: Shall I call you Master?
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[newportbadboy]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: clamhats
You: monkey doo
Stranger: lotion turds
You: cheese pus
Stranger: if laughter is the best medicine, who was the dumbass that said "i died laughing"?
You: new port bad boy did


:haha::angry2:

[Cheeky]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 19/m/english
Stranger: u?
You: how epic are you then?
You: 12/f/usa
Stranger: not greatly. but to some i am most epic.
You: I am an epic princess
Stranger: how epic are you?
You: thats just how I roll
Stranger: mai epic hime
Stranger: your disabled?
You: not likely
You: you?
Stranger: maybe psychologically to some extent, but not without the merits of drug use
You: ooooh
You: you do know drugs kill brain cells
Stranger: what was the most defining event of your life?
Stranger: so can breathing
You: well, I was involved in an epic thread yesterday
Stranger: messing around with all these chemical rushes. when natural highs come a whole lot cheaper
Stranger: oh rlly?
Stranger: epic threads last moments
You: like what kind of epic natural highs?
Stranger: you must grow a solid epic foundation inside yourself
Stranger: lucid dreams my friend
Stranger: you can do anything you can imagine
You: that is very true my epic friend
Stranger: anything your subconcious can process
You: Mmmmmmm
You: whats your fav?
Stranger: have you ever become concious during a dream?
You: I believe so
Stranger: my favourite would probably be sex
You: as everyones is ;)
Stranger: the most invigourating natural high no'?
Stranger: i believe so
You: I must agree
Stranger: music?
You: epic sex is the best of all
You: mmmmm
You: epic dance
Stranger: most true
Stranger: dance. yes
Stranger: you enjoy dancing?
You: love to dance
You: I am seriously an epic dancer
Stranger: i am not such a great dancer.
Stranger: basketball was my dance
You: may I just say, tca would be proud of me ;)
Stranger: before i crippled my left knee
Stranger: fell off a wall trying to impress my girlfriend
You: epicly so
You: ahhh
Stranger: what is tca?
You: tca is a very epic friend of mine
Stranger: i see
Stranger: your real age?
You: lol
You: whistle
Stranger: i did so.
Stranger: you never heard it
Stranger: unless...
Stranger: :0
You: unless.......
Stranger: can u see mee?
You: can you see me??
You: maybe I can
You: what epic kind of drugs are you on
Stranger: right now im clean
Stranger: how bout you/?
You: clean, but suffering from epic amout of lost sleep
Stranger: shame
Stranger: use it to your advantage
You: how would you like me to do that
Stranger: count to one thousand as you fall asleep, stay focused on what is inside your head, ignore any external stimuli
Stranger: drift into a world of your own making
You: mmmmm that may be hard
You: I have an epic imagination
Stranger: check out dreamviews.org
Stranger: they have a lot about LDs
Stranger: nitrous can help get into one
You: ok, I will, thanks for that, been epicly good talking to you
Stranger: salvia can mimic one to some extent
You: ;)
Stranger: no problem anon
You: :P
Stranger: : )
Stranger: peace.
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LMFAO...love it...that was for you, Jesse..:thumbs:

[ZERAT]

Stranger: lul hehe
You: lul?
Stranger: Do you mean to tell me you are on the internet and have never met /b/
You: never met who?
You: ?
Stranger: -GASP- Run man. You are the last of the holy ones. Stay away from /b/ it will eat your soul.
You: /b/ ???
Stranger: Yes, /b/, 4chan, whatever you call it. Stay away from it. Nevar 4get
You: what is it though?
Stranger: If you do not know I will not be the one to tell you. I just plead that you do not open another tab and google it.
Stranger: DO NOT DO IT
Stranger: Your life, after /b/, will be eternally wasted with inane humor and grotesque pictures of anything imaginable.
Stranger: You will loose your job, your family, and eventually your soul.
Stranger: Ahhhhh, I fear the worst has happened. Once it has enticed you, you will never get away. Let me ask you this: Do You Like Cats?



wtf they on about?

[Jacx]

:roflmao::4chan::boxxy::4chan2:


take...his....advice....you are a chosen one!

[BRR]

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Stranger: FAZED
You: phaghed
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Stranger: This is Sandra from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address
Stranger: are you reading this?
You: i <3 CP
You: hallo?
Stranger: ok,sir,i take it that you think this is funny?
You: epic lulz
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You: are we both trolls?
Stranger: What a bad way to start a conversation. ;[
You: would you like a normal conversation?
Stranger: Sure?
You: your topic please.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: hi
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: hows' life
You: ain't easy. lolz
Stranger: 18 m il
Stranger: u?
You: 47/m/ MI
You: are you cute?
You: bi or curious?
Stranger: i am stragiht.. but yes
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[Duffman]

Stranger: so you could kill me with one punch
You: i be cracking skulls aye
Stranger: :O
Stranger: whip cracking dominatrix now are we
You: secretly u love it, i can tell lol
Stranger: oh you think ?
You: yea *snaps whip* i cant fap to this
Stranger: fap ? lol
You: lol dw
Stranger: full of acronyms haha
Stranger: fap as in....oh ok
Stranger: i getcha, i think
You: fap fap fap
Stranger: filthy
Stranger: but how can women fap ???
You: its all in the wrists
Stranger: thats sweet!

[HellRaiser]

Not for the faint hearted, reading on take your own pre-cautions lol.

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Stranger: hungry heart
You: Wouldn't that be your mouth or stomach?
Stranger:I like eating hearts
You: Chocolate or caramel or just plain raw and bloody?
Stranger: while their still beating
You: It just doesn't taste the same without tartar sauce though, yes/no?
Stranger: I thought I was the only one.
You: What about side dishes?
Stranger: I like eyes cooked in virgin oil and a nice tasty tounge cooked with garlic.
You: Well, you should try the ovaries sauteed or ballsack
Stranger:hmmmmmm I never got in that deep, good idea I will try, thanks.
You: Where ya from?
Stranger: Why
You: Just curious is all.
Stranger: You with law enforcement or the FBI
You: That would be uncomfortable don't ya think?
Stranger: I guess
You: So where ya from?
Stranger: Ajax, Ontario, Canada
You: Cool, I know the area.
Stranger: You know Hardwood street
You: Yep, sure do.
Stranger: I'm across the street from the mall.
You: Sex? How old are you
Stranger: 19, female.
You: Female, really?
Stranger: Yep.
You: You live alone?
Stranger: No, with my female room mate who's always out.
You: What ya doing tommorow night?
Stranger: Nothing, planning to hunt my dinner.
You: I never tasted a 19 year old female.
Stranger: What?
You: I'll be right over, your going to taste good.

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Lmao....

[newportbadboy]

You: Say Hi!
Stranger: no.
You: say it
Stranger: no.
You: u know u want to
You: do u want candy
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i also want rape
You: u take candies from strangers?
You: can i rape your armpit then

[BRR]

wtf they on about?



/b/ (http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html)

[OpticaliLLusion]

You: balls!
Stranger: cock!
You: mine itch
Stranger: crabs
You: but...I shaved
Stranger: skin deep
Stranger: SKIN DEEP
You: :o like BME?
Stranger: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
You have disconnected.


meh...I need to get drunk and get on there xD

[T.c.a.]

wtf they on about?

walk away mang, your life will not be the same if you go to the darkside :thumbs:

:haha:

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You: baw?
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You: baw?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: oh snap
You: bawk bawk bawwwwwwww
You: *walks around clucking*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

Stranger: Hello, comrade!
You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: You become one with Mother Russia, yes?
You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: I will take that as a yes!
You: if you become one with my cock, i <3 guise!!
Stranger: Oh? I am Russia, I want you to become one with me, yes?
You: can i spalunk your anus hole then?
Stranger: If it means you are one with Russia, then da!
You: oh, i will soon be one with your anus hole (:
You: do you troll?
Stranger: Okay, you come to Russia, yes!
You: do you troll?
Stranger: Da, I troll?
You: yous trollin!!! :O GTFO out of my chat *glares*
Stranger: TITS OR GTFO FAGGOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[cunexttuesday]

Stranger: hello friend have you accepted Christ Our Savior into your heart?
You: not yet
You: you?
Stranger: yes i have, stranger, and let me assure you it feels wonderful
You: does it?
Stranger: what's stopping you! christ loves you even though you have sinned!
Stranger: YES
You: ive not sinned
Stranger: DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME
You: do you kiss jesus's feet with that mouth?
Stranger: all the time, sure
You: thats dirty
Stranger: do you like it?
You: rofl
You: maybe
Stranger: can we just cyber and get this over with
You: nah. i don't do jesus freaks.
Stranger: i'll go jew for you babe
You: Engin is that you?

[OpticaliLLusion]

Stranger: hello friend have you accepted Christ Our Savior into your heart?
You: not yet
You: you?
Stranger: yes i have, stranger, and let me assure you it feels wonderful
You: does it?
Stranger: what's stopping you! christ loves you even though you have sinned!
Stranger: YES
You: ive not sinned
Stranger: DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME
You: do you kiss jesus's feet with that mouth?
Stranger: all the time, sure
You: thats dirty
Stranger: do you like it?
You: rofl
You: maybe
Stranger: can we just cyber and get this over with
You: nah. i don't do jesus freaks.
Stranger: i'll go jew for you babe
You: Engin is that you?

lmao

[smokiestone]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: you are a girl, right?
You: yes
You: why
You: how did you know
Stranger: finally!!
Stranger: just the odds
Stranger: many guys in a row
You: oh lol
Stranger: you porbably we going to be a guy
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: girl hahaha
Stranger: sorry my bad
You: its ok
Stranger: ok... so.
You: so
Stranger: this may upset you a littlw
Stranger: but herre i go
You: ok
Stranger: do you want to have some fun/
Stranger: ?
You: sure i like fun
You: whats on your mind
Stranger: ok.. im pretty sure you are a grown girl and you know what i meant with fun
Stranger: so i'll go on
Stranger: this is the deal
You: *giggles
Stranger: we hook up on aim or msn, and put our cams on... then its up to us to see what to do...
You: well
You: i dont even know you
Stranger: true
Stranger: but neither did the other two girls that i've done that with...
Stranger: see
Stranger: being total strangers
Stranger: is part of the fun
You: wow really
You: how about this
Stranger: ok
You: u put your cam on and ill see if i like
Stranger: im hearing?
Stranger: ok
You: msn please
Stranger: er...
Stranger: let me see
Stranger: ok, my alter is...
Stranger: jairo419@hotmail.com
You: one sec
Stranger: ok
You: may be a sec im getting dressed for you
Stranger: haha, add me first
You: patience baby
Stranger: or tell me your msn
You: now now i told you
You: if i like i will
Stranger: ok
You: how big is it
Stranger: but you need to add me first
Stranger: 14 cm
You: thats not much baby
You: cm
Stranger: actually it is
You: no not really
Stranger: actually it is
Stranger: the regular full grown penis
Stranger: is about 15 or 16 cm
You: um not what im used to
Stranger: there has only been one recorded case of a 17 cm long penis
You: how old are u
Stranger: 18, you?
You: i just wondered if you were still growing was all
Stranger: well haha, very funny
You: really thats kinda well not what i wanna see
You: unless your a dirty boy
Stranger: ok just
Stranger: get dresssed
Stranger: i may be.. if you want me too
Stranger: but i need you to
You: ever put anything in your ass
Stranger: get ready so we can do this
You: answer the question
You: do you like when chick play with your ass
Stranger: you already added me
Stranger: right?
You: not yet baby
Stranger: who the fuck is chris?
You: im a dirty girl
Stranger: ok baby
Stranger: but i need you to add me
You: im chris sweetie
Stranger: dude..
Stranger: fucking stop trollin man
You: queer
You: lol
Stranger: now you made me waste like
You: hahahaha
Stranger: what 30 minutes?
You: your so gay
Stranger: i could have used that to search for some other REAL chick
You: ahhahahahahaha

[zwixxx]

the best part is you gave me his email addy and i thought it was for something else...so i added him to my msn :haha:

thanks for the heads up ya prick! :haha:

[smokiestone]

anytime man

[cunexttuesday]

Stranger: do u like good music
You: yes
Stranger: like what
You: Miley Cryrus
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: she blows
Stranger: beaver teeth attention whore
You: dad is that you?
Stranger: billy ray
You: DAD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[smokiestone]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
Stranger: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.

Violation: Misuse of website.

Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.

Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.




bahahahahahaha

[Cracker4Life]

You: hi
Stranger: ey up
You: do you like giraffes
Stranger: yes
You: whats your favorite part about them
Stranger: the neck
You: oh yeah do you like a long neck
You: or do you like width
You: its not that hard of a question
You: are you sucking on a giraffe neck right now
Stranger: yup
You: hows it taste
Stranger: hairy
You: is it hard or soft?
Stranger: its like hair
Stranger: sticks in ur mouth
Stranger: nasty shit
Stranger: :(
You: ahhh thats gross but hey look at the postives you dont have to floss toniht
You: :)
Stranger: ya i do, hair stuck in my teeth
You: ahhh your right
You: are you worried about coughing up a hairball
You: it could get caught in your throat and you could die
Stranger: yeah that would suck
You: is it a baby giraffe?
Stranger: npe
Stranger: big one
Stranger: im riding it
Stranger: on the internets on my phone
You: okay good because baby giraffes are off limits
You: thats awesome can i have your autograph
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: here you go
You: how much did you pay for this giraffe?
Stranger: As soon as he heard one of his comrades scream “SQUAD BROKEN!", Eduardo the Space Marine knew that he was doomed. He charged forth in a panic, firing his plasma gun wildly into the air. Somehow the orks had surrounded them! Eduardo’s teammates ran shrieking into the depths of the abandoned tanker, the grunting lustful orks in swift pursuit. Soon Eduardo was alone.

The brawny Space Marine collapsed against a wall, panting raggedly. His plasma gun had nearly overheated, and his com units were malfunctioning. No use even if they worked. By now, his whole squad was surely dead.

Lost in his thoughts, Eduardo did not hear the ork creeping up on him. Stunned by a blow to the head, Eduardo was thrown violently to the floor. The ork grunted in amusement, bending down and straddling his body. Dazed, Eduardo turned his head to look up at his enemy. The ork fellow was huge, well muscled and even attractive for his species. Right now the ork’s vibrant green skin was flushing dark in arousal. Eduardo whimpered as he realized what was about to happen.

Summoning up his powers as a Blood Angel, Eduardo bellowed in the Black Rage and began to flail about under the ork. The ork simply grunting, riding the panicked Space Marine like a rodeo bull. Already weakened, Eduardo simply did not have the strength to dislodge the much heavier ork.

All that thrashing around served to arouse the ork further. His name was Gurk, and the friction as the puny Marine flopped around between his muscular thighs was giving him quite a respectable hard-on. Gurk had meant to save the Marine for his own squad, but he couldn’t wait any longer. Whipping out his own plasma gun, Gurk seared off the back of the Marine’s armor, leaving his shining buttocks bare to the ork’s lustful gaze.

Eduardo moaned in fear, his virgin asscheeks clapping firmly together to deny the ork entrance. Gurk simply laughed, ripping off his crude orkish loincloth to reveal a thick green meat pole, nearly 12 inches long. The ork stuck one calloused finger down his throat, bringing up a thick vomit slurry which spattered down into the crack of Eduardo’s ass. Smearing the foul vomit around with one brutish paw, Gurk prepared the Space Marine’s tender anus for playtime.

Much to Gurk’s frustration, his cock was simply too large to fit inside Eduardo’s tight man cunt. He grunted furiously, screaming “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" in his deep orkish voice as he battered his fuckmeat against Eduardo’s tightly sealed pleasure ring. Suddenly the Space Marine’s portal gave way, and the swollen head of Gurk’s cock popped through into the forbidden halls of his anus. Gurk’s pleased snort was drowned out by Eduardo’s scream of agony.

The ork began to pump away in earnest, his bulging muscular hips and thighs slamming brutally against Eduardo’s ass. His heavy, furry balls slapped against the human’s ass merrily, creating a calypso that pleased Gurk mightily. Blood, a thin smear of feces, and Gurk’s own oily yellow pre-cum lubricated Eduardo’s asshole until it was as hot and slippery as Gurk’s own mother’s cunt.

Poor Eduardo was swiftly going into shock from the pain. His mind growing dim, he screamed “SQUAD BROKEN! SQUAD BROKEN!" over and over as the ork thrust brutally into his bruised insides. The ork’s massive cock had caused a large degree of internal damage, and Eduardo was close to passing out from blood loss and fear. If his squad didn’t find him soon, Eduardo knew that he would soon die. His poor plasma gun discharged into the floor one final time, overheating from a mix of pleasure and agonizing pain.

The Space Marine had been a good fuck for Gurk, but he needed something special to truly finish. Gurk’s heavy balls drew up close to his body, and he felt himself tensing, about to cum. As Gurk’s thick semen roiled up out of his cock and into Eduardo’s battered body, the ork slammed his powerful hands shut around the Marine’s neck. With a vicious jerk up and back, the ork crushed the Marine’s windpipe and vertebrae, swiftly ending his life. Eduardo’s anus clamped shut around Gurk’s cock, the painful tightness almost causing the ork to pass out.

Gurk roared out as he climaxed in the dead Marine, his beautiful green cock pumping load after load of thick ork jizzum into Eduardo’s lower intestine. The ork pulled out as Eduardo’s anus slowly relaxed, releasing Gurk’s cock with a wet sucking sound. Gurk used the sleeve of the Marine’s uniform to wipe the thick scum of blood, shit and cum from his swiftly withering ork meat. With a satisfied grunt, Gurk walked slowly away from the Marine.

Eduardo’s corpse lay cooling on the floor of the tanker, the charred remnants of his uniform stained dark with the foul fluids of both the ork and himself.

Squad broken.
You: i dont want to read a book man
You: i just wanted an autograph
Stranger: its only shord
Stranger: short
You: if i wrotea story would you read it?
Stranger: sure
You: are you just saying that to get me into bed
Stranger: haha
Stranger: maybe ;)
You: you can be honest with me :)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i can?
You: Yes
You: Have you ever done any drugs?
Stranger: many
You: DEA BITCH YOUR UNDER ARREST
You: you really cant trust me
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Cracker4Life]

You: hi
Stranger: are you teena?
You: i can be anything you want me to be
You: are you a tenna
Stranger: dnno
You: what the fuck is a tenna
Stranger: i'm on here lookin to randomly bump into my friend
Stranger: teena
You: are you looking for ass
Stranger: nope
You: damn i was selling some
You: are you sure
Stranger: why is everyone on here so gotdamn horny?

[T.c.a.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: woof
Stranger: SAY SOMETHING.
You: meow
Stranger: WHY WON't ANYONE TALK TO ME.
You: bawwwwwwwwwwwwwk
Stranger: I came.
You: tomatoes
Stranger: Shitcicle
You: you a scatman?
Stranger: You suck at this, you're probably from NT.
You: your mum
Stranger: Pics?
You: arabs?
Stranger: Hey.
You: smell
You: really
You: bad
Stranger: Watch your whore mouth.
You: ly
You: oh meow
You: grr baby, very grr
Stranger: I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.

[T.c.a.]

You: i am boxxxxxxxxxy!
Stranger: I'm MEMEMEME
You: hay guise!
Stranger: hay how r u ?
Stranger: Line Trap will join us soon
You: oooo
You: does line trap like pina coladas?
Stranger: More like penis coladas
You: nice, does line trap want to rape boxxy with me?
Stranger: Depends
Stranger: Is it hot where you live right now ?
You: well, its gonna be hot, i have the bitch in a headlock and a glock pointed at her temple
You: i better go, i said too much
You have disconnected.

[OpticaliLLusion]

You: *burp*
Stranger: HAH I BEAT YOU TO IT
You: lies
You: I win
You: you fail
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: /b/tard
Stranger: JP
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: THOSE BTARDS
Stranger: FUCKING SUCK

[cunexttuesday]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ______________________________________
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___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
You: rofl

[T.c.a.]

You: ......
Stranger: hey : D
You: .........
You: ...........
You: ..................
You: .......................................
Stranger: >:
You: they're coming!
You: run!
Stranger: oh shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[T.c.a.]

You: HI RANDOM STRANGER
You: LIKE HIO
Stranger: hi
You: HEY
You: HELLO
You: WEE
You: HI
You: HI
You: HIHIHI
You: 3
You: ED
You: EW
You: DF
Stranger: Do you believe in God?
You: WEF
You: W
You: RTF
You: ERG
You: ER
You: G
You: ER
You: GERGH
You: DRG
You: E
You: TH
You: RT
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You: G
You: G
You: BH
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You: E
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You: RG
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You: W
You: ERF
You: 234
You: 3
You: R2
You: 3R
You: 2E
You: F
You: 23F
You: IM ON A 13 DAY MEHT BENDER
You: WEEEEEEEE
You: SHWE]
You: 'WE
You: EDC
You: EDC
You: ED
You: E
You: DEE
You: RFR
You: G
You: 5
You: G
You: 54
You: TY54
You: T
You: DW
You: FERFG
You: 34
You: G53
You: H
You: 54
You: 4
You: FG
You: FG
You: WEF
You: EQW
You: ED
You: F
You: F
You: F
You: F
You: F
You: F
You: F
You: F
You: WEQR
You: D
You: 3
You: OK, hi :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[T.c.a.]

You: dun dun DUNNNNNNNN
Stranger: helllo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:haha: i love this!

[smokiestone]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: u likegoat
Stranger: no i do not
You: i oove goat
Stranger: i like yo monkeys
You: ______________________________________
_/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: you're a sick fuck

[Phuquit]

Some copypasta:

1: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

2: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.

[OpticaliLLusion]

Some copypasta:

1: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

2: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.

You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:chow2:

[HellRaiser]

I guess that means I can't have dinner tommorow night.

[Jessiiee(:]

Stranger: So wats ur name?
You: Jess
You: wbu
Stranger: mine is darshu
Stranger: Where r u from?
You: australia wbu
Stranger: me from india .
You: is your turban dirty?
Stranger: y ? you wanna make it ? :P






shut me up :waiting:

[the squid of despair]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Some times
You: You?
Stranger: yes
You: Awesome
Stranger: nah it sucks when you cant get no pussy
You: Do you have a raging hardon?
Stranger: if you know what i mean
Stranger: hell no
You: I feel for you broither
Stranger: are you some kind of gay?
You: No, but I can pretend if it gets you in the mood
Stranger: why would you pretend to be gay?
Stranger: pretending to be gay is even more gay then being gay
You: To help you feel secure
You: Don't hide in the closet your whole life, homo
Stranger: fuck you
You: If it will help your healing
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Entropy]

Stranger: Where the hell have you been?
You: Up your moms ass
Stranger: Strange.
Stranger: You must be like three inches tall, then.
You: To be fair, she has a REALLY slack ass
Stranger: My mom?
You: uhhuh
Stranger: No, she's got a fat ass.
Stranger: Wait -- Gary?
You: Dad?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


XD

[Phuquit]

How /b/ does it (http://www.mediafire.com/?gny2aclvgmm).

[theaft3rglow]

Stranger: Cool... I"m in Texas
Stranger: m or f ? age?
You: Only 2 things come from Texas....
Stranger: yeah, yeah
You: Steers and Queers...which one are you boi?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Wisconsin
You: you/
Stranger: I am from slovakia.
Are you male or female?
You: Both
Stranger: what?
You: Both.
Stranger: I dont believe you
You: Why
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[the squid of despair]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: Do you like fruit?
Stranger: depends on the fruit
You: Banana
Stranger: I do
You: Fag
You have disconnected.

________________________

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: elllo chap
Stranger: I like bitch
You: ello bitch
Stranger: you bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[the squid of despair]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Peanut
Stranger: Kim?
You: James?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: i havent seen you since graduation
Stranger: what's it been? four years?
You: At least
You: How have you been?
You: Are you still dating Steve?
Stranger: does your mom still hang out at dockside bars?
Stranger: no :(
You: Yes, she does
Stranger: we broke up
You: That's sad :(
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but i found Carlton
You: That's good, maybe he's the one
Stranger: he's amazing
Stranger: i think he is
You: Awesome, I'm so happy for you
Stranger: he's great except for when he hits me :(
Stranger: but i deserve it
You: Physical abuse is part of all relationships
You: You need to accept that
Stranger: that must be why steve didnt work out
Stranger: he was a pussy
You: Don't let the little things cloud your views
Stranger: thanks for the advice
You: Glad to help
Stranger: brb, i need to go accidentally fall down stairs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[newportbadboy]

haha u guys had such a convo :haha:

[the squid of despair]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BUHHH!
You: omg help me
Stranger: wts rong?
You: im locked in a basement
You: this is the only site i can get to
Stranger: OMGWTFBBQ~
Stranger: sure thing
Stranger: *nods*
Stranger: *plays along*
You: im so scared
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: errm
You: i just woke up here, what the hell is going on'>?
Stranger: look around
You: There's a note
Stranger: it says
Stranger: BACON!
Stranger: wats the note say~~
You: It says, "Talk to the stranger, or die!"
You: :o
Stranger: AWESOME!
Stranger: *talks*
Stranger: hahaha
You: It says you have a task for me
Stranger: if i disconnect
Stranger: U DIE!
Stranger: go on
You: DONT DISCONNECT DUDE!!!
Stranger: OK!
Stranger: OR ESLE!
You: I'm not sure what the task is...
Stranger: else*
You: It says you know it
Stranger: on kno what it is
Stranger: u have
Stranger: too
You: Please tell me what it is....
Stranger: ok ok
You: Ther's a timer and it's at 3 minutes
Stranger: sorry but
Stranger: ITS NOTHING SEXUAL!
Stranger: MWAHAHAHA!
Stranger: u have to find a door
You: PLEASE GOD!
Stranger: then open it
Stranger: and TADA!
Stranger: u live
You: There's a phone ringing
Stranger: abswer it
Stranger: answer*
You: My hands are tied....
Stranger: LAWL
U FAIL!
You: I see a paper clip on the table
Stranger: how do u type then?
You: They're tied in the front :X
Stranger: and ur legs?
You: They're hobbled behind my head
Stranger: 0_0
Stranger: some kid on contortist
Stranger: kind*
You: I woke up this way
You: I think somethings broken, but I feel drugged
Stranger: ok disconnect know if ur after crazy role play cyber sex
You: The phones stil ringing
Stranger: cause im nt
Stranger: not*
Stranger: u know what u should do
Stranger: email someone
Stranger: u know
Stranger: and tell them ur GONED!
You: Sorry...
You: I blacked out
You: The timers down to 30 SECONDS!
You: WTF do IO DO?!?!?
You: What's the damn code?
Stranger: I DONT KNO!
Stranger: lawl
You: OMFG da room iz on firezzz@!!!
You: \ican't bretH
You: EG9O
You: F
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Stranger: 0_0
You: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: u bein serious kid?
Stranger: now u sleep
You have disconnected.

[the squid of despair]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: HI
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 13/SURE/UNDER THE BED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

lmfao


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: wassup
Stranger: not much, you?
You: nothing
Stranger: wow, looks like an interesting conversation ahead....
You: i know, right?
Stranger: >.<
You: rotfl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you eat babies?
You: on occasion
Stranger: ...my babies?
You: not yet
Stranger: NO! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tock tock
You: tick tick
Stranger: tock tock
You: tick tick
Stranger: tock tock ><
You: tick tick, asshole
Stranger: tock tock >.<
Stranger: tock tock
You: don't make me go over there
Stranger: tock tocktock tock
You: on my way
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what color are you?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yellow
You: really?
You: like pee?
Stranger: yeah
You: that's cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: straw
Stranger: what?
You have disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

bump

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: why'd you kill steve?
Stranger: he saw what i did
You: he wasn't going to talk!
Stranger: he already started
You: you have no proof
You: steve would never
Stranger: i need none now
Stranger: he is dead
You: :(
You: katie loved him....
Stranger: fuck her
You: you would
Stranger: in the pooper
You: blumkin?
Stranger: blumPkin
You: yea i thought i was missing something
Stranger: your P
You: where is it?
Stranger: in your ass, if you're lucky
You: wow, great minds think alike, i just checked there
You: but it isn't :(
Stranger: nothing but a gerbil
You: no, a tiny rodent
Stranger: and 17 cents
You: and 26
You: you haven't been up there in a while have you?
Stranger: nope, lost its flavor
You: i'm sorry i can't keep with your needs
Stranger: marinate
You: in?
Stranger: BBQ
You: steve's blood?
Stranger: embalming fluid
You: that'd be nice
Stranger: formaldahyde
You: yeaaaa that stuff
You: ok i'll brb
You have disconnected.

[NightMare]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: your quiet
Stranger: well, you were typing, and i figured you had an opener
You: or you type slow
You: no first time here for me
Stranger: well, i'm also watching some stuff on the internet as well
You: what are you watching
Stranger: A live performance of Death's Crystal Mountain
You: oh i figured it was gay porn
Stranger: why do you figure i'm gay?
You: why not
Stranger: well, statistically speaking only 10% of the population is gay
You: you have a problem with gay people
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: just goes against statistics
You: cause i do
Stranger: just got no beef with them. if they were fucking in my house or on my lawn i would
You: what if they were raping you, you would probly like that huh
Stranger: and if they asked me for sexual favors i would be pissed as fuck. but it hasn't happened
Stranger: and no. i wouldn't like that
You: liar
Stranger: although i'm certain you'd love some fat gay cock
Stranger: so for you, it wouldn't be rape at all.
Stranger: you want it you sick fuck
You: see i knew you were gay
You: i could tell from your first post
Stranger: i said 'hey'
You: you said it like a fag
Stranger: uh, i'm not a fag
Stranger: fuck you. i'm gonna watch some lesbian porn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[T.c.a.]

go and ask for david

hilarity ensues :haha:

[NightMare]

this is hilarious for sure

[Sir Mankalot]

You: i could tell from your first post
Stranger: i said 'hey'
You: you said it like a fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ROFL :haha:

[NightMare]

no one would have any fun lol, bunch of cowards


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: its you again huh
You: you bastard
Stranger: what?
You: i am still pissed about last night
You: that shit you said was fucked up
Stranger: ??
You: you know what im talking about dont play dumb with me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: oh man i just gave my girl the biggest facial ever
Stranger: thanks
You: why are you thanking me it was your mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: whats crackin bitch
Stranger: m or f?
You: that depends
You: what you consider male or female
You: post op or pre
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

still pretty funny.

[Jeffromofo]

go and ask for david

hilarity ensues :haha:



agreed

the LULZ are epic :haha:

[Sir Mankalot]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you lose
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ?
Stranger: from?
You: life
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what r u saying
You: i think you know
Stranger: OK where r u from
You: go play in traffic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell yout hat you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Raskil]

My spelling wasnt the best haha :P

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Do you like birds?

Stranger: yes

You: I like birds

Stranger: me too

Stranger: where r u from?

You: I like to climb trees and play with my pecker with them

You: have you ever packed you pecker?

Stranger: no

You: :O you should try it the birds love it when you get back to nature

You: but dont do it at girls schools

You: sometimes they call the authorityies on you

Stranger: oh

Stranger: I'll try

You: make sure they are really young like 6 or 7

You: that way you cab give them lollies not to tell anyone

You have disconnected

[Raskil]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm just here for the advertisements

You: its so hot im sweating like a pietifiler in a playground here

Stranger: lol

Stranger: where at?

You: at the playground down at the local kindy

Stranger: No I mean

Stranger: where are you that its so hot

You: at the kindy theres heaps of young kiddies running around

You: they getting me real hot and sweaty

Stranger: oh

Stranger: that;s coool

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[EviLWaYz]

go and ask for david

hilarity ensues :haha:

:haha: good times i had!!!!

when i get the time ill post the pics i got :haha:

me and jesse had some damn fun the other day asking for David :haha:



You: hey
Stranger: asl bitch.
You: david?
Stranger: no, Ashliegh
You: david?
Stranger: david is that you?
You: david?
Stranger: ... it was just so dark that night.....
You: david?
Stranger: OMG NO WAY. are you from Buddy4u?
You: david?
Stranger: david is my lover, fuckk offf.
You: yes i know
You: im from buddy4u how did you know :O
Stranger: yuo are!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: i've just been asking everyone that.
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: let's test it.
Stranger: What site is currently number 1 on top?
You: david?
Stranger: your not from buddy4u then.
Stranger: you liar.
Stranger: liar
Stranger: liar
Stranger: I am from buddy4u
Stranger: you are a LAIRRR
You: david is a liar?
Stranger: no, stranger is a liar. David is my lover.
You: david?
Stranger: my name is david...
You: david?
You: i thought it was ashliegh you lied
You: LIAR
You: LIAR
You: LIAR
You: LIAR
You: LIA
Stranger: this is ashliegh. AND ASHLIEGH LOVES DAVID!
You: YOU LOVE ME? :d
You: :D*
Stranger: OF COURSE!
Stranger: =D
Stranger: how could I not love you?
You: you cant cos my names david!
Stranger: THEN I LOVE YOU!
Stranger: My name is ashliegh. and david is my lover.
You: yeh im david
You: send me a nude picture
Stranger: i never do things first.
You: then i hate you you slut!
Stranger: why?
You: i thought you loved me
Stranger: i do love you, for you are my lover.
You: then send me a picture see if your good enuff for loving
Stranger: How old are you?
You: how old are you
Stranger: you first.
Stranger: be honest.
You: alrite
You: im 7

so fucking funny!!!!:haha:

[Sir Mankalot]

lmfao

[Raskil]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: h
Stranger: hi
You: David i found you
You: Mum said you have to come home now
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Raskil]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m or f?

You: David?

You: is that you?

Stranger: divaD?

You: no you know david

You: are you david?

Stranger: ya im him

You: oh mum said you have to come home now

Stranger: fuck her

You: she is warming the bed up for you

You: is what she said

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I NO COME HOME!!!!

You: But Mum is horny she said she needs you to give her a good rodgering

Stranger: not tonite thooo

Stranger: im with my friiiends

You: Dad said he will join in

Stranger: noooo

Stranger: not after what happened last time

Stranger: *has epic flashback*

You: You mean where he shat on you after you pulled out of his ass

Stranger: no b4 that

You: oh what happened that time

Stranger: i dunno

Stranger: but it was turrible

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jeffromofo]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: nice
Stranger: lets make pedo babies /b/ro
Stranger: c:
You: sounds good /b/ro
Stranger: cya back at /b/
You: cya /b/rother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[EviLWaYz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: do you know how to get a action man out of your ass?
Stranger: :s
You: well i was bored so i would see if it would fit
You: turns out it did now it wont come out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

lmfao @ the pedo bear. i'm using it now. but it's all /b/ ffs

[screw u hippie]

:haha:

Stranger: hi
You: David?
Stranger: uhm? do u know how low the chances of that
You: David?
You: David?
Stranger: yes i'm david hi
You: hi david
You: im special
Stranger: hi micheal
Stranger: oh sorry hi special
You: are you special
Stranger: ypu
Stranger: yup
Stranger: actually i'm more speciak
You: coll we be special together
Stranger: yeah we can be a big special family
You: can u suck ur cock like me
You: if your special
Stranger: well that would be really special but no
Stranger: since i don't have one
You: your no special then
You: oh can you lick ya self then
Stranger: well apperantly my name is david and i don't have a cock
Stranger: so that's special
You: that is
You: where u from
Stranger: turkey
You: i eat turkey it yummy
Stranger: oh your funny is that what makes u special
Stranger: where r u from
You: special town
Stranger: woow do u live with smurfs
Stranger: i do
You: yeah i love smurf for breakfasy
Stranger: uhm.... bye
Stranger: guess your 12

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

keep up with the david talk, im gonna go about fucking with omegle later :P hilarious conversations arise from david, just keep insisting somebody is david :P

[EviLWaYz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: nice
Stranger: lets make pedo babies /b/ro
Stranger: c:
You: sounds good /b/ro
Stranger: cya back at /b/
You: cya /b/rother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

cos i can :bleh:

[screw u hippie]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: David?
Stranger: no
You: David?

[screw u hippie]

i think i win

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: David?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ya
You: yeah david
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how do you know my name?
You: for real is your name david
Stranger: yes
Stranger: who are you?

[Sir Mankalot]

that happened to me. he got very angry

[cunexttuesday]

Stranger: hiya
You: hello
Stranger: 23
Stranger: m
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u?
You: 84
You: f
You: under your dad's bed
Stranger: fuck you asshole

[Sir Mankalot]

lmfao it's literally all /b/

[Sir Mankalot]

For Jeff (and whoever else) the rules:

-you are always playing the game.
-you cannot win. you can only lose.
-you lose whenever you remember the game.
-when you lose you have to announce out loud "i lose".
-after you lose you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game with out losing.
-as soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
-the goal of the game is to have everyone on earth playing.

courtesy of TCA

[cunexttuesday]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl/
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no thanks i had some already.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Was it something I said?
:$

[wats_up]

You: lets start again
You: i havent really had sex with my gf today
You: i just had my haircut
You: and thats about it
You: you from the US?
Stranger: ha somewhat of an anticlimax
Your conversational partner has disconnected



You: so
You: shall we begin?
Stranger: what
Stranger: sure
You: you really sure>?
Stranger: yep
You: cause once we have begun
You: theres no disconnecting
You: asl?
Stranger: oky
Stranger: 19 m japan
You have disconnected


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RAPE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nova]

You: lets start again
You: i havent really had sex with my gf today
You: i just had my haircut
You: and thats about it
You: you from the US?
Stranger: ha somewhat of an anticlimax
Your conversational partner has disconnected



You: so
You: shall we begin?
Stranger: what
Stranger: sure
You: you really sure>?
Stranger: yep
You: cause once we have begun
You: theres no disconnecting
You: asl?
Stranger: oky
Stranger: 19 m japan
You have disconnected

:haha: lmfao

[Raskil]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: oompah loompah doom pa de do where is willy he wan ts to fuck you

Stranger: yes but no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Raskil]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Don't you just love Leah

You: no i love dave

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Raskil]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 7/f/us u?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Raskil]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 14/f/usa

You: u?

Stranger: 18 m england

You: wow that so kwl

Stranger: why?

You: i had sex for the first time last night

Stranger: any good?

You: he was from england it was great

Stranger: cool

Stranger: iwas 14 my first time too

You: i bet you could teach me a few things

Stranger: what you wanna know?

You: how do i deep throat. i heard guys like it

Stranger: yeah we do

Stranger: i dunno

Stranger: you got anything dick shaped nearby?

Stranger: like a dildo or something ? lol

You: yea my dildo

You: i call him mr wobbles

Stranger: kl

Stranger: put mr wabbles as far into your mouth as you can go

Stranger: and then swallow

Stranger: and when you swallow put it in further

You: he some where else atm

You: :0

Stranger: unlucky

Stranger: what u wearin?

You: nothing

You: do you have a camra

Stranger: no do u?

You: yea you wana c?

Stranger: yh ok

You: whats your msn?

You: il addd you

Stranger: nick-.69@hotmail.co.uk

You: im 14 you sick fuck!!!!!!

You have disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 14/f/usa

You: u?

Stranger: 18 m england

You: wow that so kwl

Stranger: why?

You: i had sex for the first time last night

Stranger: any good?

You: he was from england it was great

Stranger: cool

Stranger: iwas 14 my first time too

You: i bet you could teach me a few things

Stranger: what you wanna know?

You: how do i deep throat. i heard guys like it

Stranger: yeah we do

Stranger: i dunno

Stranger: you got anything dick shaped nearby?

Stranger: like a dildo or something ? lol

You: yea my dildo

You: i call him mr wobbles

Stranger: kl

Stranger: put mr wabbles as far into your mouth as you can go

Stranger: and then swallow

Stranger: and when you swallow put it in further

You: he some where else atm

You: :0

Stranger: unlucky

Stranger: what u wearin?

You: nothing

You: do you have a camra

Stranger: no do u?

You: yea you wana c?

Stranger: yh ok

You: whats your msn?

You: il addd you

Stranger: nick-.69@hotmail.co.uk

You: im 14 you sick fuck!!!!!!

You have disconnected.

:haha::haha::bighug:

[Raskil]

Pedo Pommies ah :P all jumping around playing with there pompoms :P

[Sir Mankalot]

lmfao very creative

[Raskil]

Well to be honest tried 7 and 12 first but to thankfully the people had enough decency to disconnect straight away but apparently 14 is ok :S or that dude is just a real pedo the panda

[Sir Mankalot]

:haha: fucking pedo bears

[lurkmode]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: hey hey
Stranger: hey HEY HEYYYYYY
Stranger: So do you like to twist your nipples while rubbing shit on them?
You: sometimes
You: you??
Stranger: of course, im doing it right now
You: swweeeet
Stranger: ikr
You: got a web cam??
Stranger: yes
You: msn??
Stranger: u?
You: yes
Stranger: you wan to see me twisting my nipples and rubbing shit on them?
You: maybe
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: i like you
You: lol
Stranger: give me your msn
Stranger: I'll add you
Stranger: lol you sick fuck LATTA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[cunexttuesday]

Stranger: i like anal sex :P
You: why
Stranger: it feels amazing
You: good for you.
Stranger: dnt u do it?
You: no im catholic
Stranger: so am i..
Stranger: like it makes a difference
You: im bored
Stranger: come fuck me then
You: i don't have my strap on. i lend it to your mom
Stranger: :/
Stranger: fuck off

[Sir Mankalot]

ouch...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: david?
Stranger: so close
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

rotfl

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: david?
Stranger: damnit /b/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[zwixxx]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ello
Stranger: so asl
You: this is ur mrs
You: you need to get off
You: omegle
You: and come home to me
You: johnny?
Stranger: joking
You: oh ffs johnny...
You: you know my age, the sex i like and the location i like it in
Stranger: anyway, welcome to mars
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[zwixxx]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hai
Stranger: asl?
You: yours the way you like and a location of my choice.
You: tits or gtfo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


they got the fuck out

[zwixxx]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi]
You: ello
Stranger: asl?
You: awww...me first
You: got brains or give'em?
Stranger: bothh
You: :O
You: o rly...lick'em or like'em?
Stranger: huh?
You: lick'em or like'em
You: c'mon
You: do ya stick it to her?
You: or do ya just fuckin sit around
Stranger: im a girll
You: so?
You: do ya?
Stranger: i like cock?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NightMare]

i was watching tv so it wasnt that interesting but they claimed to be david


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: david?
Stranger: YESSS!
You: i knew it
Stranger: its me, david.
Stranger: is this jane?!
You: i just wanted to tell david to go fuck himself
You: no this is david
Stranger: if i could i would..
You: is your dick too small
Stranger: no, i just cant have sex with myself
You: theres pictures on the internet a guy can fuck himself
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: lucky dude
You: its your dad
Stranger: busted
You: david seriously though
You: seriously
Stranger: im super serial.
You: i thought this was david not al gore
Stranger: its both
Stranger: okbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

pulled this off of /b/

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Disclaimer] Omegle is legally obligated to inform you that this user is a registered sex offender. Do not release any personal information. Have Fun!
Stranger: hey there
You: Hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 36 m tx
You: you?
Stranger: 16 f wisconsin
You: Wisconsin, huh? Sounds boring ;)
Stranger: it's fun when you're into girls
You: Well, I guess I don't have to ask what you do in your spare time then.
Stranger: i wouldn't reccomend you use this, though.
Stranger: there's a thing that popped listing you as a sex offender
You: Damn it damn it.
You: Omegle is a buzzkill and a cockblocker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[EviLWaYz]

Well to be honest tried 7 and 12 first but to thankfully the people had enough decency to disconnect straight away but apparently 14 is ok :S or that dude is just a real pedo the panda

nah people think 14 is ok jesse has some very rude pictures on his email address cos i told the man i was a 14 yr old girl haha

[Sir Mankalot]

lmfao niiiice

[Nova]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 14/f/usa

You: u?

Stranger: 18 m england

You: wow that so kwl

Stranger: why?

You: i had sex for the first time last night

Stranger: any good?

You: he was from england it was great

Stranger: cool

Stranger: iwas 14 my first time too

You: i bet you could teach me a few things

Stranger: what you wanna know?

You: how do i deep throat. i heard guys like it

Stranger: yeah we do

Stranger: i dunno

Stranger: you got anything dick shaped nearby?

Stranger: like a dildo or something ? lol

You: yea my dildo

You: i call him mr wobbles

Stranger: kl

Stranger: put mr wabbles as far into your mouth as you can go

Stranger: and then swallow

Stranger: and when you swallow put it in further

You: he some where else atm

You: :0

Stranger: unlucky

Stranger: what u wearin?

You: nothing

You: do you have a camra

Stranger: no do u?

You: yea you wana c?

Stranger: yh ok

You: whats your msn?

You: il addd you

Stranger: nick-.69@hotmail.co.uk

You: im 14 you sick fuck!!!!!!

You have disconnected.



very funny :thumbs: u shud spam the fuck out of his email

[mr doom]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i need to have sex
You: with a goat?
Stranger: no with you
You: i like goats
Stranger: i like them to but not that much
You: ok what do you want to do to me
Stranger: i dont know depends wat you look like, describe yourself
You: fuck that desribe yourself sit sex is sex slut
Stranger: WTF?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

:haha:

[mr doom]

Stranger: nick-.69@hotmail.co.uk

You: im 14 you sick fuck!!!!!!

You have disconnected.


wtf is this for real ? this guy should have his bollox cut off

[chrispy]

Stranger: hello
You: hello
You: i hear you like it in the pooper from david
Stranger: love it
You: omg
You: i knew
You: it
Stranger: thats coz i told ya ya clown
You: oh yeah
Stranger: cock breath
Stranger: lol
You: didnt you say you like it in the ear after he gives it to you in the pooper
Stranger: i pitty d fool
You: i have goat breath idiot
Stranger: no up ur mothers hole
You: youre a necrophiliac?
You: :O
You: seems like a lotta work to dig up my mother just to screw a dead person
Stranger: suck sham pieball
You: shamwow?
You: you could just kill a fresh person and have sex w them
Stranger: ill dig her up n rape her mouth
You: i thought you already did that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ps we should have a code word to see if youve run into someone from oddthought

[chrispy]

You: poop
You: i here you like it
Stranger: hi
You: in and around your mouth
You: from your mother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do you like poop in and around your mouth?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: do you like poop in and aroud your mouth?
Stranger: from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

succes!
You: do you like poop in and around your mouth?
You: the last three people left when i asked
Stranger: mmmm, not so much.
You: i think your mother told me you do last night
You: but thank you for not leaving me
Stranger: possible, but she knows I'm not into skat
You: ohs
You: maybe she was telling me she likes poop
You: i cant remember
You: i was drunk
You: and high
Stranger: yeah, that's probably it.
You: youre mother is a freak
You: i sorry
Stranger: she probably roofied you.
You: damnit
Stranger: your ears hurt this morning?
You: is that why my car and money was gone?
You: no
Stranger: that's her!
You: my belly button did tho...
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

how about we just say tht's an oddthought

[chrispy]

how about we just say tht's an oddthought

yes! or ask if theyre odd, response is are you odd?

[Sir Mankalot]

so i say, hey that's an odd thought

you say, yea, are you odd?

[chrispy]

so i say, hey that's an odd thought

you say, yea, are you odd?

ok
/me goes to find munky

[Sir Mankalot]

/me leaves omegle

[chrispy]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i like candy
Stranger: candy?
You: do you have candy for me?\
Stranger: how old r u
You: 10
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

lmfao

[Cracker4Life]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: cum in my eyesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: okay open wide
Stranger: already open you faggottttttttt
You: dont blink or youll go blind
Stranger: haha thats what i was hoping for wanna fist
Stranger: me
You: do you have a problem with the last letter you type? it seems to be very repeatative
You: I like being able to touch 3 walls at once is that possiible with you?
Stranger: do you have a problem with vaginas cuz you only like penis
Stranger: yes once when i fuck this cropes in a coffin
You: I dont like vaginas i beat them up alot
Stranger: with your DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
You: how was coffin sex? Ive heard so much about it, i want to try it one day
Stranger: have you ever gone to far with a hooker you sliped some ruffys
Stranger: rufies*
Stranger: Wanna cyber
You: One time I was with this girl, a hooker actually and she blew my brains out
You: then i blew hers out
Stranger: Well do you i cant ejaculate but if you dont have a problem with that then im all for it faggottttttttttttttt
You: So on the topic of cybering do you have a plastic bag, jar of vasaline and a small rodent?
Stranger: yes in my ass hole
You: Oh fuck im missing out already ?
Stranger: One question do you have a penis
You: can we name the rodent TCA?
You: I have a penis yes , is it big no, does it get the job done yes, want proof? ask your mum
Stranger: Your a fucking brit arent you
You: Im american actually I just talk to alot of fucking brits tho
Stranger: oooooooo look at me im ron weasely suck me off
You: they rub off on you :glare: mother fuckers
You: so your ginger?
Stranger: only downstairs
You: ALAN!!!! this is what you have been doing?
You: what are you upstairs?
Stranger: if you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting
You: are you jewish upstairs, and ginger downstairs? how does that work
You: I would say shoplifting
You: you probably wouldnt want to get caught red handed in that situation either
Stranger: NO im brazzilian upstairs and i fuck jews for fun DAMN GYPSIES
Or red dicked
Stranger: Maybe she paints her vagina
Stranger: red
You: why would she paint her vagina? to hide the dings
Stranger: No cuz i love them red bitches\
You: I bet you like men
You: 10 bucks
Stranger: I bet you like to suck your moms enlarged clitoris 100 bucks
You: wow your un-original I wouldnt expect any more from you though your whole conversation has been boring I personally have been like a stand up comic
Stranger: ya you have but that doesnt change the fact that you are gay
You: Oh yeah dont let that get out I have a reputation to hold up, I promise you a reach around if you hush up about it
Stranger: Wanna hear a joke
You: Yup
Stranger: Womens rights
You: wow did you get that from a joke book in the 1950's?
Stranger: No it was actually written in between the pages of your moms spread for playboy
You: You bought it? wow so your a fan? Do you want her autograph it will make her year
You: she has a fan :)
Stranger: NO but she does have sperm on her face in the mag
You: its only fake, kinda like the fruit on the table. something just look better when its fake.
Stranger: like your dick
You: would you like to see it?
Stranger: yes
You: do you have msn?
Stranger: no send me a link
You: only live shows ;)
Stranger: wanna see my girlfriends asshole
You: this conversation was brought to you by www.omeglesingles.com
Stranger: fuck no dude i bet your wanking it to the sims right now at least i get some
You: your name has been traced by your IP address, we have found your credit card number by matching your name and address as listed by your IP, please expect to be billed 19.99 per minuet
Stranger: hahahahahaha so you are gay
Stranger: or at least pretend to be for gay men to jerk off to
You: I dont lie nuh uh *moves head side to side with attitude*
You: Are you jerking off to me right now :|
Stranger: while your getting skull fucked
Stranger: nope on your moms spread again second time today
You: can you tell me how you wack and type at one time? I could soooo cut down my internet time
Stranger: hahahahah i know right i get my friends to do it for me
Stranger: i just pretend its you
You: awww you do care.
You: You are still being billed for this stupid conversation. YOU ARE A RETARD
Stranger: thats ok almost blew my load
You: :O << does this face help the process?
Stranger: no but maybe if you started talking dirty to me
You: I was outside last night
You: watching the fireworks
You: i was on a blanket
You: with this girl
Stranger: that had a dick
Stranger: sorry for interupting
You: whos fucking telling the story asshole
You: you ruined my mood
You: no dirty talking anymore
Stranger: :O does this help
You: Nope
You: you have killed the mood
You: your mom has manors, she says please and thank you. where are your manors?
Stranger: Well fuck me silly you quadrapalegic smut peddler
You: If i werent in this wheelchair id stand up and hit you square between the eyes
Stranger: your a nigger arent you
You: Im a hostess doughnut
You: black on the outside, white on the inside
Stranger: thats worse
Stranger: are you a fat ass
Stranger: i hate both
You: of fuck are you praise allah, al lla la lalalalalalalalala
Stranger: fuck them sand niggers
Stranger: but i do lift at gold
Stranger: s
You: you must be filipino
Stranger: golds*
You: I got it when you added the s
You: you didnt have to write out the whole word again
You: you are boring me quickly
Stranger: Haha so you did make it past the first grade
Stranger: well then entertain me
Stranger: cunt
You: your not worthy
Stranger: why
You: do you really care?
You: about me
Stranger: hell ya
You: queer
Stranger: the closet door is made of all kinds of wood faggottttttttt
You: do you want to touch my flacid meat mallet?
You: why would they make a closet door with different types of wood?
Stranger: cuz your gay and your black
Stranger: which is worse cant tell
You: so do you have any kind of messanger?
Stranger: asl bitch
You: 20/m/ south africa
Stranger: oooo 69/tranny/lickenzidickensville
You: your not funny :(
Stranger: wasnt trying to be
Stranger: i havent heard one funny thing from you yet
You: then what made you come up with thaat stupid awnser?
You: are we seriously get into an arguement about who has been funny or not?
Stranger: i dont think i have but neither have you
You: Im hilarious
Stranger: ly gay
You: quit projecting your gay fantacies to me already for fuck sake
Stranger: well quit baiting me
You: IM bating you? fuck i feel bad for the people that converse with you face to face
You: youd probably hump their legs and shit dont you?
Stranger: Fuck you asshole
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

[Sir Mankalot]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: cum in my eyesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: okay open wide
Stranger: already open you faggottttttttt
You: dont blink or youll go blind
Stranger: haha thats what i was hoping for wanna fist
Stranger: me
You: do you have a problem with the last letter you type? it seems to be very repeatative
You: I like being able to touch 3 walls at once is that possiible with you?
Stranger: do you have a problem with vaginas cuz you only like penis
Stranger: yes once when i fuck this cropes in a coffin
You: I dont like vaginas i beat them up alot
Stranger: with your DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
You: how was coffin sex? Ive heard so much about it, i want to try it one day
Stranger: have you ever gone to far with a hooker you sliped some ruffys
Stranger: rufies*
Stranger: Wanna cyber
You: One time I was with this girl, a hooker actually and she blew my brains out
You: then i blew hers out
Stranger: Well do you i cant ejaculate but if you dont have a problem with that then im all for it faggottttttttttttttt
You: So on the topic of cybering do you have a plastic bag, jar of vasaline and a small rodent?
Stranger: yes in my ass hole
You: Oh fuck im missing out already ?
Stranger: One question do you have a penis
You: can we name the rodent TCA?
You: I have a penis yes , is it big no, does it get the job done yes, want proof? ask your mum
Stranger: Your a fucking brit arent you
You: Im american actually I just talk to alot of fucking brits tho
Stranger: oooooooo look at me im ron weasely suck me off
You: they rub off on you :glare: mother fuckers
You: so your ginger?
Stranger: only downstairs
You: ALAN!!!! this is what you have been doing?
You: what are you upstairs?
Stranger: if you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting
You: are you jewish upstairs, and ginger downstairs? how does that work
You: I would say shoplifting
You: you probably wouldnt want to get caught red handed in that situation either
Stranger: NO im brazzilian upstairs and i fuck jews for fun DAMN GYPSIES
Or red dicked
Stranger: Maybe she paints her vagina
Stranger: red
You: why would she paint her vagina? to hide the dings
Stranger: No cuz i love them red bitches\
You: I bet you like men
You: 10 bucks
Stranger: I bet you like to suck your moms enlarged clitoris 100 bucks
You: wow your un-original I wouldnt expect any more from you though your whole conversation has been boring I personally have been like a stand up comic
Stranger: ya you have but that doesnt change the fact that you are gay
You: Oh yeah dont let that get out I have a reputation to hold up, I promise you a reach around if you hush up about it
Stranger: Wanna hear a joke
You: Yup
Stranger: Womens rights
You: wow did you get that from a joke book in the 1950's?
Stranger: No it was actually written in between the pages of your moms spread for playboy
You: You bought it? wow so your a fan? Do you want her autograph it will make her year
You: she has a fan :)
Stranger: NO but she does have sperm on her face in the mag
You: its only fake, kinda like the fruit on the table. something just look better when its fake.
Stranger: like your dick
You: would you like to see it?
Stranger: yes
You: do you have msn?
Stranger: no send me a link
You: only live shows ;)
Stranger: wanna see my girlfriends asshole
You: this conversation was brought to you by www.omeglesingles.com
Stranger: fuck no dude i bet your wanking it to the sims right now at least i get some
You: your name has been traced by your IP address, we have found your credit card number by matching your name and address as listed by your IP, please expect to be billed 19.99 per minuet
Stranger: hahahahahaha so you are gay
Stranger: or at least pretend to be for gay men to jerk off to
You: I dont lie nuh uh *moves head side to side with attitude*
You: Are you jerking off to me right now :|
Stranger: while your getting skull fucked
Stranger: nope on your moms spread again second time today
You: can you tell me how you wack and type at one time? I could soooo cut down my internet time
Stranger: hahahahah i know right i get my friends to do it for me
Stranger: i just pretend its you
You: awww you do care.
You: You are still being billed for this stupid conversation. YOU ARE A RETARD
Stranger: thats ok almost blew my load
You: :O << does this face help the process?
Stranger: no but maybe if you started talking dirty to me
You: I was outside last night
You: watching the fireworks
You: i was on a blanket
You: with this girl
Stranger: that had a dick
Stranger: sorry for interupting
You: whos fucking telling the story asshole
You: you ruined my mood
You: no dirty talking anymore
Stranger: :O does this help
You: Nope
You: you have killed the mood
You: your mom has manors, she says please and thank you. where are your manors?
Stranger: Well fuck me silly you quadrapalegic smut peddler
You: If i werent in this wheelchair id stand up and hit you square between the eyes
Stranger: your a nigger arent you
You: Im a hostess doughnut
You: black on the outside, white on the inside
Stranger: thats worse
Stranger: are you a fat ass
Stranger: i hate both
You: of fuck are you praise allah, al lla la lalalalalalalalala
Stranger: fuck them sand niggers
Stranger: but i do lift at gold
Stranger: s
You: you must be filipino
Stranger: golds*
You: I got it when you added the s
You: you didnt have to write out the whole word again
You: you are boring me quickly
Stranger: Haha so you did make it past the first grade
Stranger: well then entertain me
Stranger: cunt
You: your not worthy
Stranger: why
You: do you really care?
You: about me
Stranger: hell ya
You: queer
Stranger: the closet door is made of all kinds of wood faggottttttttt
You: do you want to touch my flacid meat mallet?
You: why would they make a closet door with different types of wood?
Stranger: cuz your gay and your black
Stranger: which is worse cant tell
You: so do you have any kind of messanger?
Stranger: asl bitch
You: 20/m/ south africa
Stranger: oooo 69/tranny/lickenzidickensville
You: your not funny :(
Stranger: wasnt trying to be
Stranger: i havent heard one funny thing from you yet
You: then what made you come up with thaat stupid awnser?
You: are we seriously get into an arguement about who has been funny or not?
Stranger: i dont think i have but neither have you
You: Im hilarious
Stranger: ly gay
You: quit projecting your gay fantacies to me already for fuck sake
Stranger: well quit baiting me
You: IM bating you? fuck i feel bad for the people that converse with you face to face
You: youd probably hump their legs and shit dont you?
Stranger: Fuck you asshole
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

Lmfao that convo was way to long lol.

Bold = funny

[cunexttuesday]

Stranger: hi
You: I haz a kookie
Stranger: I eated it
You: I kicked U :glare:
Stranger: I raeped ur mom :(
You: My mommize beat you with her bible.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: heyy
You: hi
You: is this dave?
Stranger: no
You: do you know dave?
Stranger: no
You: he stole my cookies
Stranger: that sucks :/
You: yep
You: wanna throw rocks at him with me :D
Stranger: sure wher is he?
You: with your mom
Stranger: :0

[NightMare]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs131.snc1/5610_1021776484306_1822035824_43562_530018_n.jpg


she wanted to webcam with me lol, i dont have a webcam so she left lol

[Sir Mankalot]

you fucking suck

[T.c.a.]

far too easy

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You: do you like fucking dead bodies?
Stranger: Yeah bro
Stranger: Its mad
You: it is aye? especially when they're all puss filled
You: and maggots leaking out n shit
Stranger: Ah fuck yeah its mean as
You: it is aye
You: the game
Stranger: Shit.
Stranger: Fuck you /b/. Fuck you.
You: lol
You: :P
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[Sir Mankalot]

nice lmfao.

[T.c.a.]

far too easy

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Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: horny?
You: heyyy, if your name is david
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[T.c.a.]

these omegle people :haha:

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Stranger: hey
You: hi there david :P
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[Sir Mankalot]

they know david too well

[T.c.a.]

they'll get an influx of /b/tards in the next few days, /b/ is currently getting Ddos'ed again

[Sir Mankalot]

english? :eh:

[T.c.a.]

english? :eh:

Google (http://www.google.com)

Ddos attacks

[Sir Mankalot]

so they're gonna send trojans? i'm a bit confused. and would still like it in english.

[T.c.a.]

Retarded newfags download pr0n from virused links, links install the trojans, the trojans attack the board making it run uber slow/crash.

[Sir Mankalot]

Ok that's what i was thinking lol. Sounds like fun.

[T.c.a.]

Its good fun when its done against people who deserve it, /b/ has run their own against many people before, if you believe in karma, its inevitable they'll get attacked back. About the 4th time in a matter of months though.

[Sir Mankalot]

Who else is out there that would do it?

[T.c.a.]

People 4chan has attacked, there are alot of shady cunts on the internet who like nothing more then to cause a headache for others.

[Sir Mankalot]

I thought they were all on 4chan though :haha:

[T.c.a.]

I dont believe i started my internet life on 4chan. ;)

[Sir Mankalot]

yes, but you've ended up there

[T.c.a.]

after 8 years lol i was abit slow :P

[Sir Mankalot]

5 years here...still slow. and i'm not hooked yet.

[T.c.a.]

5 years here for me

am lucky im still here :haha:

8 years since i got the internets though :P

[Sir Mankalot]

:haha: i only go on there when there's no one online....

[T.c.a.]

I go everywhere before i find somebody to talk to, socialising online becomes so boring after awhile :haha: its often much funner to just go be an anti social weirdo in a place where its either pr0n, gore or pr0n of gore :haha:

[Jeffromofo]

Omegle is just /b/ros now lol

3/4 are from 4chan :4chan:

trolls trolling trolls

still epic LULZ though :haha:


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You: DAVIDDDDDDDDDDdddd
Stranger: david :O
You: david??

Stranger: DAVIIID :O
You: :O OMG i found you
Stranger: omg, you did!
You: egg
Stranger: and bacon
You: and more egg
Stranger: and a little bit of blood
You: and a little bit of freshly killed human lung??
Stranger: tasty!
You: and and
Stranger: cum :O
You: FOETUS!!!111
You: :3
Stranger: :D
You: /b/ro??
Stranger: yeah?
You: yup yup
Stranger: brobrobroo
You: sooooooo i herd you liek mudkipssss
Stranger: of course. :D and i heard you like to yodel
You: of course :D
You: YODELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl a LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
Stranger: wohoooooooo, work it!
You: cya back at /b/ /b/ro
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[Sir Mankalot]

oldfags :glare:

[Jeffromofo]

oldfags :glare:


fail


you just duno how to troll properly :4chan:

[Sir Mankalot]

lol it wasn't a troll ;)

[T.c.a.]

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Stranger: hi
You: david?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im girl
You: im girl too, meow
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[Jeffromofo]

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Stranger: hi
You: david?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im girl
You: im girl too, meow
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:haha: ROAR jesse

[Sir Mankalot]

Lmfao, my attempt at a normal convo.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: united states
You: you?
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[Jeffromofo]

Lmfao, my attempt at a normal convo.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: united states
You: you?
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lmfao


thats 1 epic fail munky

[T.c.a.]

part of a convo im currently in :haha:

Stranger: well... i like you too much.
You: aww, i like you too <3 do you believe we....we're SOULMATES? :O
Stranger: <3
Stranger: what would we really do tomorrow?
Stranger: together...
You: well, we'd start off with a nice romantic lunch, followed by a lovely stroll along a beach, i just LOVE the ocean so....
You: then, we'd goto a graveyard, dig up the freshest grave we could find, take the corpse home, shit in its mouth, then you could fuck it, while i watch and masturbate with an arm

[Sir Mankalot]

:haha:

I couldn't post enough of :haha: to make you realize how much i'm loling.

[Flipchic]

part of a convo im currently in :haha:

Stranger: well... i like you too much.
You: aww, i like you too <3 do you believe we....we're SOULMATES? :O
Stranger: <3
Stranger: what would we really do tomorrow?
Stranger: together...
You: well, we'd start off with a nice romantic lunch, followed by a lovely stroll along a beach, i just LOVE the ocean so....
You: then, we'd goto a graveyard, dig up the freshest grave we could find, take the corpse home, shit in its mouth, then you could fuck it, while i watch and masturbate with an arm

:S lol pinz should read this.... :haha:

[Sir Mankalot]

I think i'm too blunt...

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Stranger: hi
You: want to go fuck dead bodies?
Stranger: male or
Stranger: son of bitch
You: does it matter? if you're considering it you hve some issues
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[Sir Mankalot]

:( now i'll never know if china is in canada

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: australia
You: you?
Stranger: china
You: is that in canada?
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[Sir Mankalot]

only a piece

You: david?
Stranger: jeff
You: homo?
You: yes?
Stranger: yep

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You: hi fag
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: canada
You: you?
Stranger: tiawan
You: m f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: you?
You: m
You: wanna see my penis?
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[Jeffromofo]

:thumbs: So Much Win :4chan:

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You: egg
Stranger: PATAPON
Stranger: ;o
You: ABRA
Stranger: O:
Stranger: A WILD ABRA HAS APPEARED.
You: WHAT DO YOU DO
Stranger: :O
Stranger: we sing.
Stranger: NOTTTTT ALL KNIGHTS IN SHINING ARMOOOORSS
Stranger: CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUEEE
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: :O
You: ABRA is DEAD
You: :O
Stranger: :O
Stranger: OHNO
You: YOU KILLED IT
Stranger: ABRA HAS FAINTED
You: :O shit
You: ABRA has no super effective moves now :|
Stranger: NOO!D:
You: IS DEAD :(
You: tiem to bring out MUDKIPS
Stranger: :O
Stranger: NOO!
Stranger: CHARIZARD, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: WAIT NO!
Stranger: WATER BEATS FIRE
Stranger: D: <
Stranger: RAICHU, GO!
You: MAH MUDKIPS BEATS RAICHU
Stranger: DO NOT
Stranger: ELECTRICS
Stranger: BEAT WATER
You: OH NOEZZZ
Stranger: RAICHU
Stranger: USE THUNDERBOLT!
You: MUDKIPS USES WATER GUN
You: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz z
You: MUDKIPS AND RAICHU BITH DIE
Stranger: :O
Stranger: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: MUDKIPS TACKLES RAICHU
You: SUPER SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: :O
Stranger: RAICHU, USE QUICK ATTACK!
You: QUICK < MUDKIPS TAKE DOWN ATTACK NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Stranger: NOO!
Stranger: RAICHU FAINTED
You: MUDKIPS FINISHES RAICHU OFF WITH A WATER PUMP
Stranger: BULBASOUR, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: >:O
Stranger: BULBASOUR, COME BACK!
Stranger: SQUIRTLE, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: PIKACHU THUNDERBOLT ATTTACK
You: NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: NOOOO!
Stranger: IT'S WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: HOW EFFECTIVE??
Stranger: SUPER
Stranger: SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: :O
Stranger: ONE HIT KO!
You: :O SO MUCH WIN
Stranger: YES
Stranger: but now...
Stranger: NOWWW...
Stranger: NOOOOOWWWW..
You: :O:O
You: :O:O:O
Stranger: GROUDON. I
Stranger: CHOOSE
Stranger: YOU!
You: :O OH FUCK
Stranger: YES
Stranger: FEAR HIM
Stranger: MWAHAHHA
You: I NEED MORE THAN MUDKIPS
Stranger: YOU CANNOT
Stranger: KILL GROUDON
Stranger: GROUDON, USE EARTHQUAKE!
You: :O UH OH
You: EARTHQUAKE WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: YES
Stranger: MWAHAHHA!
You: but
You: but but
You: MAH MUDKIPS IS STILL ALIVE :O
Stranger: :O
Stranger: IMPOSSIBLE!
You: UNBELIEVABLE EVEN
Stranger: PERSONPERSON
Stranger: ISH U A GURRL?
You: no
You: /b/rother
Stranger: :O
Stranger: o_o
You: O_o
Stranger: i r girl
Stranger: :D
You: i r man
You: here me roarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: :O
Stranger: orly
Stranger: ORLY
You: srsly
Stranger: OOOO
Stranger: R
Stranger: L
Stranger: Y
You: SRSLY
Stranger: ferreal.
Stranger: OHMAHGAWD.
You: fosure
You: ilu Anonymous <3
Stranger: ilutoo<3
You: vcya back at /b/
You: was fun
Stranger: yuss
Stranger: PEACE
Stranger: 8D
You: keep on trollin :3
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[Sir Mankalot]

epic lulz

[T.c.a.]

:4chan:

so much win jeff :D

[Sir Mankalot]

Don't read this if you value you're intelligence...or your time.

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: m f?
Stranger: m and u?
You: ah, fuck it. can you help me find my penis? please...
Stranger: wow where is it??
You: idk....last i saw, it was between my legs. i just checked. not anymore. :|
Stranger: wow thats terrible
You: i know right?
You: maybe if we go fuck some dead bodies it'll pop up
Stranger: why dead body??
You: the coldness turns me on
Stranger: hahaha you right
You: they're so rigid
You: mmmm
Stranger: but its scary, isnt it?
You: no, not at all. you've never done it before?!
Stranger: may be your home not sava anymore
You: dude. try it.
You: good shit
Stranger: try what?
You: you can put it in their mouth....if you're lucky you get some maggots on your cock
You: makes going in and out easier
You: tickles your pickler
Stranger: i prefer not to do that thing
You: why?
You: you're a necro virgin
You: ?
Stranger: yea im scare
You: why? you can't get in trouble. it's just sex with a dead person, they don't know anybetter
You: just like 5 year olds, no one really cares, unless they find out
Stranger: what about the smell??
You: the smell of dead babies? dude it gets me off
You: you'll love it, mn
You: man*
Stranger: okay i'll try but whats the first step?? the important step??
You: make sure you're alone
You: with a video camera
Stranger: should we wear something??
You: why? it'll just come off.
You: now here's what you need
You: 1. a dead baby
You: 2. a penis/dildo
Stranger: then?
You: 3. a camera
You: 4. someone you can trust
You: then? fuck man just go at it
Stranger: thats sound easy.. what it feels like??
You: like sex times 100
You: you know what that feels like right?
Stranger: yea thats so tiring
You: see this isn't. it's all about you here.
You: a good skullfucking never hurt anyone. especially a dead person
Stranger: why?? there are a lot of life person, a lot of sexy person, why dont you choose theme?
Stranger: them
You: because there's nothing like fucking a dead person. you just don't understand...
Stranger: man.. that hurting their family
You: not if they don't know
You: i g2g fuck a dead baby
You: bbl
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fucking retard...

[Jeffromofo]

:4chan:

so much win jeff :D


:4chan: i know hey

i was Lol'ing so hard

[Dalamar]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats happening?
Stranger: um
You: can u help me find my aadvark..he escaped
Stranger: Tell me more easily
You: my
Stranger: d
Stranger: o.o
You: my
You: aadvark
You: ran
You: away!!
You: is that easier?
Stranger: kiddin?
Stranger: kidding?
Stranger: kk
You: nope.....moved quite quick for such little legs.....:(
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[Sir Mankalot]

lmfao

[FRAKSHA]

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Stranger: hi
You: can i ask you a serious question?
Stranger: sure y not?
You: ok here we go.
You: if epic, is really as epic as people say epic is.. then how epic really is it? on a scale of 1-10 of epicness.
Stranger: its epic
Stranger: 10
You: oh, justify your choice of epic ratings of epicness please.
Stranger: the epic choice of an epic rate for epicness should be more epic then an epic epic
You: ahhhh very epically constructed my epic friend.
You: but alas, i have another epic question.
You: if, epicness, really IS 10/10 of epicness, then... how does one unepically become SEMI epic.
Stranger: grow up to 5/10 epic
Stranger: epically
You: thats quite an epic estimation isnt it.
Stranger: epic!
You: i am epically going to ask you your epic asl plz?
Stranger: yeah man im epically 17, epically male and i lice in epic Hamburg in epic germany
Stranger: *live
You: that is quite epic for an epicator to be epically living in germany, SO alas, this brings me to my 3rd epic question.
You: being an epic german, do you fell that jews have a right to be epic?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: not every german is a damn nazi
You: but, your epic though, and were they not epic? so therefore you are epically inline with them.
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[Jeffromofo]

So Much Win :4chan:

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Stranger: hey
You: ilu Anonymous <3
Stranger: :D
You: :3
Stranger: lion face
You: Sooo....
You: I herd you liek MUDKIPS???
Stranger: i lovvvvve mudkips
You: i lurrrrrrvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee mudkips too
You: mudkips fight????
Stranger: abra use teleport
Stranger: magicarp use splash
You: only n00bs use telaport
Stranger: charizard use flamethrower
You: :O OH FUCK
You: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: oh shiiiiiiiit
You: PIKACHU< THUNDERBOLT ATTACK
Stranger: return blastois
You: pikachu dodges
You: is super effective
Stranger: go dragonite
Stranger: use dragon breath
You: MUDKIPS I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: go fraligater
Stranger: go catapee
Stranger: catapee is evolving
Stranger: catapee evolved in to metopod and learnt harden\
You: :O OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTtt
You: mudkips, hydro pump attack
Stranger: use harden is super effective
Stranger: rename metopod to penis
Stranger: penis use harden lol
You: LULZ
You: thats over 9000!!!
Stranger: super super is super effective
You: super super super is super effective
Stranger: my penis evolved in to a butterfree :(
You: my penis is evolving into a bulbsoar :(
You: me no want a bulbosoar :(
Stranger: charmander is the way to go
You: charizard perhaps??
Stranger: blastois
You: blastois pwns all
Stranger: i dont know mudkipz full evolvments name
Stranger: but i gess you would alway stop mudkipz evolving
You: I swear i just had a Mudki[ps fight with you in another convo lol
Stranger: nope
Stranger: first mudkipz fight for me ever
You: mudkipz is a pretty cool cunt
You: Ash rates him pretty high
Stranger: i miss when there was only 151 pokemanz\
You: :( PIKACHU FTW!!!!!!
Stranger: mew and mew2
Stranger: i had a mew two promo card
You: charizard :(
Stranger: but it was stollen off me :(
You: OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!1
You: they be stealing ya pokemonz
Stranger: team rocket!
You: it wasnt a niggurrr that stealed yah pokemonz was it
Stranger: no her stoll my new bike :(
You: :O
Stranger: it was a girl one to
You: ill get charizard to flame throw attack them niggas
Stranger: but it will burn my new bike to
You: :O
You: touche
You: charizard is super accurate
You: its super siper effective
You: dead nigga, bike in tact still
Stranger: id hydro pump but it would rust my bike
Stranger: the girl nigger should of stayed the the kitchen
You: in the kitchen she should of stayed
You: thunderbolt attack that bitch;s ass
Stranger: make me a sandwitch attack
You: LULZ
You: win win win
Stranger: :D
You: ilu Anonymous <3
Stranger: i miss /b/ its under attacks :(
Stranger: ilu to anon
You: /b/ is brokez
You: :(
You: grrr to newfags
Stranger: i miss the old days :(
You: bring back the CP LULZ
Stranger: befor porn spam and unfunny memes
You: :(
Stranger: oh lord is dat some CPz
You: bring back /b/ b4 boxxy :(
Stranger: boxxy is not our queen
You: boxxy is canver
You: cancer*
Stranger: oh lord is that candle ja-
You: >.>
Stranger: well my good sir i am off it is almost 1am here
You: omgs
You: nearly 1am here too
You: Ausfag??
Stranger: :D
You: you all up in mah intrawebs stealing mah msn
Stranger: vic nsw or qld?
You: nsw
Stranger: im vic
You: nice :D
You: alright good sir, i shall cya back at /b/
You: later /b/rother
Stranger: when it is fixed of corse
You: :( i knows
Stranger: dont tell any one but im underage but i dont want to get b@
You: :O
You: Anonymouse keeps secrets
Stranger: shh dont tell moot
You: never :O
Stranger: thank you anon :D
You: anytime anon :D
Stranger: may the win be on your side
Stranger: may the win be with you*
Stranger: thats beter lol
You: lmfao
You: The win is always with me
You: keep on trolling .b.ro
You: /b/ro*
You: ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu keyboard
Stranger: fffuuuuuuu just tiped mother
You: :O
You: i LOL'd
Stranger: dont worry crappy keyboards is crappy
You: my keyboard is crappy to Anon
You: spilling water on it isnt such a win :(
Stranger: well /b/rother id beter stop talking or else we will be here all night if you ever need /b/lack up you know this anon is always ready to be personal army
Stranger: wasteing mother is not win eather
You: lol i swear its all /b/rothers on here nowadays, we pwn OMEGLE, same hurr /b/ro, we are the Anon army
Stranger: anons for life
You: anons assemble
Stranger: oh shiiiiiiit the jews are also assembleing off in the distance
You: shhhittttttttttttttt
Stranger: man the internetz hate machiens
You: think a charizard attack will kill them off
You: maybe an ABRA
Stranger: and if not ill fire mii hydro pumps
You: yes
You: WIN WIN WIN
Stranger: or magicarp
You: :O
You: jews stand no chance
Stranger: splash
You: ill choose pikachu and his thunderbolt attack to make certain
You: we kill em good
Stranger: and if not we could alway gas them
You: oh a hitler attack
You: super super effective
You: i liek your thinkign Anon
Stranger: its what this anon dose
You: you rock Anon
You: Anonymous out
You: cya back at /b/
Stranger: cya /b/rother
You: baiiiiiiiiiiiii
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[Sir Mankalot]

....epic.

[zwixxx]

You: hai
Stranger: 28 m Turkey
You: you want a 28 y/o male turkey?
Stranger: i wanna f
You: but you just said you want a male turkey
Stranger: fuck off
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[T.c.a.]

:haha: chris :P

and jeff :haha: you have all the luck :P

[NightMare]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA feel free to use that picture to have some fun i typed in ugliest bitch ever in google and snagged the picture from there



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Stranger: hi
You: hello i am 19 female and want to webcam would you like to see my picture
Stranger: okay
You: http://collegeotr.s3.amazonaws.com/images/blogs/a7be0e0d7a71022de2596e63e2d08037.jpg
You: do you have a webcam
Stranger: shit
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[Sir Mankalot]

lmfao her teeth are fake...:|

[FRAKSHA]

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Stranger: fuck edison
You: yeah fuck him man
You: wtf did he do for us.
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: all he did was make a lightbulb and a recording device
Stranger: then stole shit from tesla
You: yeah. wtf. we were happy with candles.
Stranger: what a fag
You: yeah he is a dick we should bash him
Stranger: shit man
You: smash big lightbulbs over his head or something and be like here you go cunt this is what you invented
Stranger: i'll meet you round the back in 5
You: you got the lightbulbs?
Stranger: i'll go rob a lighthouse
Stranger: you got the delorian?
You: yep.
You: i got the weed and the beer too.
You: but wait hes an inventor what if he invents a thing to beat us up first?
Stranger: not going to happen, he was a shit inventor
You: ok were sweet then.
Stranger: if we see tesla first he could make us a raygun or something
You: what if he invents a shitty invention that can still beat us up?
You: what if like he invents something that will kill us, but coz hes so shit it beats us up? then we just got beaten up. by a shit inventor.
You: ernest rutherford, i know him, we can get an Abomb.
Stranger: sht
Stranger: rutherford is a DICK
Stranger: omg
Stranger: can't beleive you are friends with him
You: but he can still give us a bomb.
You: i said i know him im not his friends i used him to make me a cool bong.
You: he made me an Abong
Stranger: oh thats sweet then
You: yeah
Stranger: see you in
Stranger: 5
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[chrispy]

i lost the convo but i just had one about how taking it in the pooper makes a girl cum twice as hard, made me really wonder about the girl on the other end...

[Sir Mankalot]

i lost the convo but i just had one about how taking it in the pooper makes a girl cum twice as hard, made me really wonder about the girl on the other end...

:haha: wow, crispy

[Cheeky]

Omegle junkies...I'll have something for you lot shortly...

[Sir Mankalot]

Omegle junkies...I'll have something for you lot shortly...

Hurry up with that. :glare:

[Cheeky]

Hurry up with that. :glare:

yeah, well, gimme some suggestions/pics then :P

[buri]

Stranger: what is your favorite band?
You: dethklok
Stranger: :OOO
Stranger: :DDDDDD
Stranger: i love them
You: would you die for dethklok?
Stranger: dude, dont get weird on me
You: you must not know dethklok then
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[Sir Mankalot]

Reviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiive!!!!!!!!

[RedRum]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: m

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fucken lessbos

[Sir Mankalot]

fucken lessbos

Ah, yes. That makes much more sense.

You should have responded as: both.


:bubbles:

[Az]

Stranger: Hi, I'm looking for a 43 year old woman from the Netherlands, is that you?
You: YES! it is
Stranger: AWESOME
You: I'm totally from the netherlands
You: and I'm totally 43
You: what are the odds
Stranger: And you have a vagina?
You: the biggest you've ever seen
Stranger: I lol'd
Stranger: Let's cyber
You: sure
Stranger: I'll be a 15 year old boy
Stranger: You'll be my stepmom
You: Ok
Stranger: Cleaning the living room while I watch TV
You: so, go do your fucking homework and turn off the fucking TV!
Stranger: Something's under the couch, you go down on all fours and reach under
You: YOU HAVE PORN THERE?! What the fuck?!
Stranger: Your face gets really close to my nether regions and I get "excited"
You: is this how we raised you!?
Stranger: YOU DIDNT RAISE ME
Stranger: YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM
You: Go to your fucking room or I'm telling your father
Stranger: YOURE JUST SOME GOLD DIGGING WHORE WHO FUCKS MY DAD
Stranger: AND TAKES HIS MONEY
You: and You know how he gets when he drinks! He's going to fuck you up
Stranger: HE WONT IF YOU DONT TELL
You: I'll tell him, you've been a fucking bad boy
You: I'll waterboard your ass
Stranger: YOU WANT TO TEACH ME A LESSON?
Stranger: TAKE CARE OF THIS BONER, BITCH
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD! You're a rapist!
You: I'm going to get the shotgun!
You: So, I moan excitedly as I shoot you in the balls
You: *shoots
You: you're bleeding
Stranger: I COME
You: ... and you're dead
Stranger: AND THEN BLEED
Stranger: TO DEATH
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ THOUGH
You: Oh shit... the dog is so humping your leg now
Stranger: AND YOURE PARTIAL TO SHOOPING WOOPS AND LOSING GAMES
Stranger: i love you so much
Stranger: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Stranger: bye
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[DarkNebula]

QQ

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Az again