mystic problem solving thread.

[Aeon]

Mizz Aeon will now solve all your problems with the

"powers of the mystic"


please post your problems below...



your welcome :ice:

[YetAnotherKitten]

aeon doesn't love me :(

[Aeon]

the mystics say that


"more ass kissing may be in order to gain what you so desire."


your welcome :ice:

[YetAnotherKitten]

the mystics say that


"more ass kissing may be in order to gain what you so desire."


your welcome :ice:

I love lamp ?

[Q80Thug]

i want to know what does it say in your sig's shirt, cause i cant get passed the 'W' of the first word because of the pointy perky nipple above it is very distracting !....

[peddle07]

I have the runs

[Aeon]

i want to know what does it say in your sig's shirt, cause i cant get passed the 'W' of the first word because of the pointy perky nipple above it is very distracting !....


the mystics say that this is a common problem with young males of your age...

they say....





stop thinking with your dick.
start reading with your eyes.

[Aeon]

I have the runs

the mystics say


stop putting your finger up there.

[Cowboy From Hell]

why did Tom never caught Jerry?

[Aeon]

well the mystics say



that stupid questions result in stupid answers.

[MG]

I have a problem...

I've long pondered the meaning of life, but have yet to discover it. I fear that I'll never discover the meaning of life, can the mystics help?

[Aeon]

I have a problem...

I've long pondered the meaning of life, but have yet to discover it. I fear that I'll never discover the meaning of life, can the mystics help?

after reviewing the collected data


the mystics say that the meaning of life is

















two

[Mikey:)]

Everyone knows the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42... but what is the question?

[Nazkyn]

well the mystics say



that stupid questions result in stupid answers.

:eek: We need that thread back!!

What do the mystics have to say about that eh!?

[YetAnotherKitten]

I think its a stupid idea naz !!!

what do the mystics say about my the fact that no one is on right now and im bored and lonely :( n miss mildred.

[DnD]

dear mystic, do you have express delivery? :love1:

[So Warped]

Mystic aeon,

Got any pics?

[Aeon]

the mystics say that mizz aeon is busy in mexico..please review all answers at a later date...

thankyou




tequilla...mmmm:) :ice:

[RedRum]

i got a real problem thares this kid down the street and he popng a magor additude with me and i want to beat his ass but he got a bigger brother that like 10x bigger than me and he said if i touched him unprovoked he beat my ass what should i do

[the squid of despair]

i got a real problem thares this kid down the street and he popng a magor additude with me and i want to beat his ass but he got a bigger brother that like 10x bigger than me and he said if i touched him unprovoked he beat my ass what should i do


Shoot him in the face?

[RobCheadle]

i got a real problem thares this kid down the street and he popng a magor additude with me and i want to beat his ass but he got a bigger brother that like 10x bigger than me and he said if i touched him unprovoked he beat my ass what should i do

Only touch him if he provokes you?

[YetAnotherKitten]

i got a real problem thares this kid down the street and he popng a magor additude with me and i want to beat his ass but he got a bigger brother that like 10x bigger than me and he said if i touched him unprovoked he beat my ass what should i do

Get over it hun, violence isn;t the answer..the way youth goes in 2 years you will either be best friends or end up both getting your asses beat. Also figure out why he;s giving you the attitude, maybe you can solve the problem and have a good time with the kid--Be straight up (but nice), tell him that his attitude gets on your nerves and ask him why he's like that...

IDK. It's wortha try.

[Aeon]

Mizz aeon sees this as a problem for you...i have taken time out of my mexican vacation to consult the mayan mystics

















they say






















tequilla!!!!!

[Bellows]

why isnt my baby gaining weight?


http://stuffguide.howstuffworks.com/gif/toy-doll.jpg

[tca]

i got a real problem thares this kid down the street and he popng a magor additude with me and i want to beat his ass but he got a bigger brother that like 10x bigger than me and he said if i touched him unprovoked he beat my ass what should i do

pay my airfare and i'll handle em both for you :ice:

[cookedup]

ohhh wise and mystic aeon what is the best way to ask a lady for head? (this is the question all men should want answered!)

[tca]

say "you don't look well, are you getting enough protein?" lol

[DnD]

oh mystic aeon, i expect to see full photographic evedance of your trip and especially of you and your sexy tan that you surely have :)

[RedRum]

ohhh wise and mystic aeon what is the best way to ask a lady for head? (this is the question all men should want answered!)

ask her if she wants to start a high proten dite

[Aeon]

from mexico the mayan mystics



they say that the best way to get oral relations




is




































TEQUILLA! :-# :ice:

[Aeon]

LOL...OKOK

i am back and sober again

i will review all these questions while sober and post the answers shortly :)