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TJ60
2nd April 2009, 06:54 PM
her son has a curve in his penis and she massages it for him, join in on the discussion. Is this right or wrong?

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-s-penis-problem-t55701.html

Ridgeback
2nd April 2009, 07:03 PM
why the hell are you looking at that site! you're really a woman aren't you! all this knowing about cars is just a front and you've been pretending to us all along

Pleb
2nd April 2009, 07:08 PM
You are helping your sons self esteem, fixing a physical deformity, and the bolth of you are enjoying the experince.
You get the joy of knowing you are helping your son in a huge way that will dramatically affect his life in a positive way(although he may grow up with a fetish for older women ) and being slightly aroused is normal and you don't need to suppress it as long as you do not in any way act appon it.

Mods please move this to serious discussion.

Kanders
2nd April 2009, 07:16 PM
REALLY?

Ive got a curve in my penis too...but i prefer to massage it myself :D


her son has a curve in his penis and she massages it for him, join in on the discussion. Is this right or wrong?

Female First Forum • View topic - d (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-s-penis-problem-t55701.html)

fire
2nd April 2009, 07:27 PM
REALLY?

Ive got a curve in my penis too...but i prefer to massage it myself :D

thats why u have the curve... use the other hand...:thumbs:

Kanders
3rd April 2009, 07:37 AM
thats why u have the curve... use the other hand...:thumbs:

lol. I know, but I need that hand free to fend off the cat :P

fire
3rd April 2009, 03:21 PM
lmao what is the cat doin?

TJ60
3rd April 2009, 04:53 PM
why the hell are you looking at that site! you're really a woman aren't you! all this knowing about cars is just a front and you've been pretending to us all along

funny how you avoid the whole mum jerkin the gerkin for her son.

cunexttuesday
3rd April 2009, 11:01 PM
:S

That's just wrong...
I couldn't read past the first sentence.

Aeon
4th April 2009, 04:55 AM
fucked right the hell up..

TJ60
4th April 2009, 05:34 PM
Lets not forget she is a pro! Plus they have a limit after he gets off 3 times they call it quits for the day.:thumbs:

WorldCrisis
4th April 2009, 05:51 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a troll thread without a doubt. It reminds of one that was linked to a Christian forum where a troll posed as a Christian mother and stated that she is on medications that knock her out cold in the evening. She said she started to experience pain and that a week after she was experiencing pain she awoke in the middle of the night with her son plugging her starfish. She pretended to stay asleep and asked how she should handle the situation. Trolls are easy to spot if trained properly. Epic lulz though.

Kanders
5th April 2009, 01:41 PM
lmao what is the cat doin?

either its just spied dinner or it wants to play too..
its the claws that worry me more than anything :P

Aeon
8th April 2009, 12:13 AM
I don't get troll?

pleeze xplain.. me dum gurl..

BRR
8th April 2009, 12:48 AM
I don't get troll?

pleeze xplain.. me dum gurl..

:sneak:

i don't understand! cumdumpster not in kitchen? wtf.

zwixxx
8th April 2009, 06:32 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a troll thread without a doubt. It reminds of one that was linked to a Christian forum where a troll posed as a Christian mother and stated that she is on medications that knock her out cold in the evening. She said she started to experience pain and that a week after she was experiencing pain she awoke in the middle of the night with her son plugging her starfish. She pretended to stay asleep and asked how she should handle the situation. Trolls are easy to spot if trained properly. Epic lulz though.

i'm with you. it has to be a troll. i'm sure there's people that are that fucked up in this world but something about the way this one carries on screams troll.

Aeon
8th April 2009, 11:10 PM
:sneak:

i don't understand! cumdumpster not in kitchen? wtf.



who is this guy? :bleh:

BRR
9th April 2009, 12:33 AM
who is this guy? :bleh:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e117/brrpics/1237790794618.jpg

itz meh. whan mai penas gets str8 can i stick it in ur vagoo?

KoRn
9th April 2009, 04:29 AM
Wait, wait, wait. Getting tossed off by your mother isn't normal? Ohh shit......

Brick Shit House
9th April 2009, 02:10 PM
That is fucked up my crew at work read that and were like WTF she needs help
I bet her nipples were Hard through all 3 showers LMFAO

WorldCrisis
9th April 2009, 09:15 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e117/brrpics/1237790794618.jpg

itz meh. whan mai penas gets str8 can i stick it in ur vagoo?

I'd hit it.