RobCheadle
28th July 2006, 11:00 PM
It is a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife
are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
about her false leg..... Personally, I think it's prosthetic!
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife, Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long!" she said
in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened: I'm
stumped!"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get; it's not like it's easy for her
to walk out on a relationship like this."
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage: Sir Paul is one of the richest men in the world, amassing
colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent
musical collaborations. If an agreement hasn't been signed it is
believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split, and there have been suggestions that
infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible", a source stated,
"always trying to get her leg over".
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore", a friend said, "he would get
home at night and find her legless!"
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
that Paul got her prior to their wedding. He did give her a new
prosthetic leg for Christmas, but that was just a stocking-filler.
A poem by Sir Paul:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river.
are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
about her false leg..... Personally, I think it's prosthetic!
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife, Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long!" she said
in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened: I'm
stumped!"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get; it's not like it's easy for her
to walk out on a relationship like this."
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage: Sir Paul is one of the richest men in the world, amassing
colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent
musical collaborations. If an agreement hasn't been signed it is
believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split, and there have been suggestions that
infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible", a source stated,
"always trying to get her leg over".
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore", a friend said, "he would get
home at night and find her legless!"
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
that Paul got her prior to their wedding. He did give her a new
prosthetic leg for Christmas, but that was just a stocking-filler.
A poem by Sir Paul:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river.