View Full Version : Daqqers!!!
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:22 AM
I have been out of the game for a min and i have really thought long and hard about this... when i grow up i would like to become a Dirty Daqqer. now now please dont take this lightly i really have thought long and hard about this matter. i just need to know who i should send my resume to? if anyone can help me carry my life time dream please msg me ASAP
Zeus
21st April 2009, 11:23 AM
Ill stick my dirty daqqer in you if you like, but Im warning you, you will like it.
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:25 AM
OMG i cant believe you just posted that what will everyone think .... i have told you time and time again synz cant find out about us
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 11:25 AM
ahh, spamming serious discussion is badddd
we get in trouble for it once it hits here :(
but i'll take your application ;)
send naked pictures :D
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:27 AM
this is not spam its serious i really really really really really really really really really want to be a Daqqer
Zeus
21st April 2009, 11:27 AM
ahh, spamming serious discussion is badddd
we get in trouble for it once it hits here :(
but i'll take your application ;)
send naked pictures :D
Im serious, Jen is fuckable :P
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 11:27 AM
:haha:
/me is staying out of this one :P
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:28 AM
aww thank you thats the sweetest thing any one has ever said.... does that mean i get to be a Daqqer?
Zeus
21st April 2009, 11:29 AM
Dont ask me, Ive only played with them a handful of medal winning times. ;)
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 11:30 AM
sure jen :D
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:31 AM
i just want to be a part of that handful
KoRn
21st April 2009, 11:32 AM
More than a handful is a waste imo
Zeus
21st April 2009, 11:33 AM
i just want to be a part of that handful
how about a mouthful instead :P
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 11:34 AM
ass full?
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:35 AM
thats not what we were talking about.... this is about me becoming a Daqqer!!! damn it i wanna be a Daqqer
stop hijacking my thread!!!! damnit
KoRn
21st April 2009, 11:36 AM
I heard you have to take it in four different holes at a time to become a Daqqer.
Alright lads, draw swords!
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 11:37 AM
/me undoes his jeans
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:41 AM
ur not the one that is suppose to take it in the holes
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 11:42 AM
leave it to TCA to bend over first chance he gets... oh well ass is ass, undoes zipper ;)
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 11:43 AM
i was drawing my sword for the epic spit roasting, geez :P
Jacx
21st April 2009, 11:44 AM
erm...NO game stuff in serious discussion guys
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:45 AM
enough of this nonsense i want to be a Daqqer but if no one wants to tak me seriously i will play for the first person that msgs me in a pm asking me to play. but it better be a good fucking cartel...
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:46 AM
erm...NO game stuff in serious discussion guys
this is not a game it is very serious to me
Jacx
21st April 2009, 11:47 AM
this is not a game it is very serious to me
Maybe so...but serious D is not for game talk, its one place that people can have a serious convo and have nothing to do with the games...its just a rule i like to stick too!
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 11:48 AM
enough of this nonsense i want to be a Daqqer but if no one wants to tak me seriously i will play for the first person that msgs me in a pm asking me to play. but it better be a good fucking cartel...
we seriously arent playing anymore jen lol we just had a one off round :thumbs:
JMouse
21st April 2009, 11:49 AM
ok im sorry jacx i wont be a part of the games that are played here anymore could you please move it so that we can still play with each other?
KoRn
21st April 2009, 11:50 AM
Yeah, serious discussion is for pullup debates geez man
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 11:50 AM
did TCA just admit to a circle jerk?
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 11:53 AM
only with you sexy fellas (f)
KoRn
21st April 2009, 11:55 AM
Be sure to alternate hands, otherwise you'll bend it like Beckham.
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 11:56 AM
awww i feel all warm inside and soon the palm of your hand will too
KoRn
21st April 2009, 11:57 AM
too late
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 11:59 AM
premature ejaculator
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 12:01 PM
i jizzed in my pants :O
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 12:02 PM
premature ejaculator x2
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 12:04 PM
why'd you open the window and let the breeze roll in
KoRn
21st April 2009, 12:08 PM
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 12:09 PM
too late they already know hes a slut, all he can do now is continue riding the wave ;)
Diezel
21st April 2009, 12:09 PM
Just remember lads ,get it in,get it out,get it washed :D
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 12:12 PM
if you wash it all the memories go down the drain
Krámse
21st April 2009, 04:01 PM
PMSL, Goddess admit you've forgiven me and want to play with me again.
Love Snow.:foryou:
EviLWaYz
21st April 2009, 04:06 PM
PMSL, Goddess admit you've forgiven me and want to play with me again.
Love Snow.:foryou:
:popcorn:
this should be good!
shmokethedope
21st April 2009, 04:30 PM
hahahahahaha funny funny i miss the WP forum with the pics of UZ and red warriors haha anyone have the link?
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 04:33 PM
PMSL, Goddess admit you've forgiven me and want to play with me again.
Love Snow.:foryou:
premature ejaculator x3
shmokethedope
21st April 2009, 04:35 PM
with his multiple personality disorder its probably something more like
premature ejaculator x6
Zeus
21st April 2009, 04:37 PM
PMSL, Goddess admit you've forgiven me and want to play with me again.
Love Snow.:foryou:
bwhahaha, that was some funny shit Mark, I forgot all about that. The pictures they had for all the hated cartels was the best.
edit: I still wanna stick my dirty Daqqer in GOP
EviLWaYz
21st April 2009, 04:38 PM
look in ya email inbox shmoke account activation should have the site link init :thumbs:
Zeus
21st April 2009, 04:41 PM
look in ya email inbox shmoke account activation should have the site link init :thumbs:
It was more for entertainment purposes then to actually infiltrate the cartel for intel.
EviLWaYz
21st April 2009, 04:47 PM
It was more for entertainment purposes then to actually infiltrate the cartel for intel.
he done good i liked "snow" no 1 had a clue! lol
JMouse
21st April 2009, 05:23 PM
what wait whats going on ???????? do you mean WP had a spy omg i never knew rotfl, as for intel lol we never had anything for anyone to tell, all anyone had to do was ask lol i would have told you we only had about 5 ppl that really played lol the rest were all me and synz multis.... as for snow he was a good person and a good player god rest his soul RIP snow you will be missed.....
Kramse as for you hell you could have just said you wanted to jump in and play we would have let you;) and yes i do miss you .... lying to me and my cart can i please have some more .... i promise i wont pull ill just spy;)
ok ok ok no really can i be a Dirty Daqqer?
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 05:25 PM
snow is dead and has been reincarnated as kramse... getting a little emotionally here, feel the tears coming on. oh no wait, i just stubbed my toe
Zeus
21st April 2009, 05:31 PM
snow is dead and has been reincarnated as kramse... getting a little emotionally here, feel the tears coming on. oh no wait, i just stubbed my toe
no, that was your weiner, it just looks like a lil toe
newportbadboy
21st April 2009, 05:35 PM
:tca2:
SYNZ
21st April 2009, 05:46 PM
no, that was your weiner, it just looks like a lil toe
its good to have a weiner as big as andre the giants toe, the ladies love it ;)
Ridgeback
21st April 2009, 06:57 PM
who'd want to be a daqqer? daqqers are all ghey!
Krámse
21st April 2009, 07:31 PM
hahahahahaha funny funny i miss the WP forum with the pics of UZ and red warriors haha anyone have the link?
PM sent.
premature ejaculator x3
Stop fantasizing about other guys ejaculating.
with his multiple personality disorder its probably something more like
premature ejaculator x6
PMSL It's a bugger fitting us all into one account.
its good to have a weiner as big as andre the giants toe, the ladies love it ;)
Lol, like I said stop fantaSIZING.
what wait whats going on ???????? do you mean WP had a spy omg i never knew rotfl, as for intel lol we never had anything for anyone to tell, all anyone had to do was ask lol i would have told you we only had about 5 ppl that really played lol the rest were all me and synz multis.... as for snow he was a good person and a good player god rest his soul RIP snow you will be missed.....
Kramse as for you hell you could have just said you wanted to jump in and play we would have let you;) and yes i do miss you .... lying to me and my cart can i please have some more .... i promise i wont pull ill just spy;)
ok ok ok no really can i be a Dirty Daqqer?
Lol, A spy? I thought there was at least a couple of Reds in there as well, I did make at least one of your medal carts so you got some worth out of me. I'd be tempted to give you a place but last rounds Daqq game really was a one off, god only knows when/if the Daqqs will resurface.
Your best bet for a game is Reds, they've been retired what 10minutes, they should be due a comeback game any second.
Cracker4Life
21st April 2009, 07:45 PM
:P where is my daqqers spot at ?
:haha:
JMouse
21st April 2009, 08:08 PM
:P where is my daqqers spot at ?
:haha:
get in line damn it i was here first:P
Duffman
21st April 2009, 10:39 PM
didnt bother with it all, read the first 2 pages then decided ur a cunt, have a nice evening bye!!!!
T.c.a.
21st April 2009, 11:16 PM
:P where is my daqqers spot at ?
:haha:
you have to be actually able to play to play for Daqqers
:haha:
Krámse
22nd April 2009, 07:42 PM
you have to be actually able to play to play for Daqqers
:haha:
Apart from me, I'm the exception that proves the rule or too busy with other duties to worth.:yay:
T.c.a.
22nd April 2009, 11:45 PM
Yeah, you still end up useful to Daqqers even when you cock up though ;)
seasider
23rd April 2009, 06:11 PM
Daqs recruitment; with all due respect, traditionally, players who used the forum to express their desire to join us were usually unsuccessful
Diezel
23rd April 2009, 06:48 PM
Daqs recruitment; with all due respect, traditionally, players who used the forum to express their desire to join us were usually unsuccessful
No a great player and good friend ,i not congratulated youb yet fr totay owning b1 . Real players with skill and desire i knew from before the round started you forming when you ad the big msn convo(you at work sean) but anyways well doen Daqqs sopme day you be on Rhins level :haha:
ps msn sean (Y)
Krámse
23rd April 2009, 07:07 PM
Yeah, you still end up useful to Daqqers even when you cock up though ;)
Yep, I look on my cocked up games as little signs from God that he needs me to strat switch for the sake of the cart.:angel:
T.c.a.
23rd April 2009, 11:07 PM
yup :D
ahh, i miss being Daqqers fulltime >.>
JMouse
23rd April 2009, 11:41 PM
Daqs recruitment; with all due respect, traditionally, players who used the forum to express their desire to join us were usually unsuccessful
not sure if you missed the point to this whole thread along with the other Reds and DL theads i made... it was a joke only a joke. im not playin DW anymore and if i was i would still be running White Powder;)
so now back to the point at hand i wanna be a Dirty Daqqer rotflmmfao:haha:
T.c.a.
24th April 2009, 12:28 AM
not sure if you missed the point to this whole thread along with the other Reds and DL theads i made... it was a joke only a joke. im not playin DW anymore and if i was i would still be running White Powder;)
so now back to the point at hand i wanna be a Dirty Daqqer rotflmmfao:haha:
nicey was always the serious one :haha:
Krámse
24th April 2009, 04:57 AM
yup :D
ahh, i miss being Daqqers fulltime >.>
You & I can run together next round, that should be fun & prolly drive your cart mates round the twist. :)
T.c.a.
24th April 2009, 05:31 AM
You & I can run together next round, that should be fun & prolly drive your cart mates round the twist. :)
lol cant be worse then how far we are around the twist this round due to the analling we're taking from gunners :D
can somebody say vesting? :thumbs:
Krámse
24th April 2009, 06:59 AM
lol cant be worse then how far we are around the twist this round due to the analling we're taking from gunners :D
can somebody say vesting? :thumbs:
:hiya: Veeeestiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnng!
T.c.a.
24th April 2009, 07:00 AM
:haha: thanks mate
can always count on you :P
SYNZ
3rd May 2009, 11:27 AM
:haha: thanks mate
can always count on you :P
count on him for what i wonder :|
Krámse
3rd May 2009, 07:22 PM
count on him for what i wonder :|
To post shout Veeeessssssssstttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiinngg.
T.c.a.
4th May 2009, 03:00 AM
^^ what i said in my multi :D
JMouse
4th May 2009, 07:47 AM
damn it you guys forgot :bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:
T.c.a.
4th May 2009, 07:52 AM
mental note *remember to give jen raspberries*
:D
JMouse
4th May 2009, 07:56 AM
no no no i like strawberries much better:bubbles
T.c.a.
4th May 2009, 07:58 AM
oh you'll like where im gonna give you these raspberries ;) :whistle:
JMouse
4th May 2009, 08:01 AM
*blush oh no i still like strawberries:bubbles:
T.c.a.
4th May 2009, 08:02 AM
well, we can use them also ;)
JMouse
4th May 2009, 08:03 AM
oh and whipcream too:bubbles:
T.c.a.
4th May 2009, 08:03 AM
oh, you'll be like one big old dessert plate for me to lick all this off, yum ;)
JMouse
4th May 2009, 08:04 AM
hmm do we get to bring synz corEy and teddy too:bubbles:
T.c.a.
4th May 2009, 08:06 AM
teddy and synz
corey can watch
i get first dibs though ;)
JMouse
4th May 2009, 08:07 AM
:bubbles: im not sure corEy will ike that much:bubbles:
EviLWaYz
4th May 2009, 08:10 AM
:bubbles: im not sure corEy will ike that much:bubbles:
he will love it :thumbs:
T.c.a.
4th May 2009, 08:10 AM
too bad, he doesnt get to dictate this, because i started it :P
JMouse
4th May 2009, 08:12 AM
i am man hear me Grrrr:bubble:
T.c.a.
4th May 2009, 08:14 AM
/me isn't interested then
JMouse
4th May 2009, 08:44 AM
lol no i was "" you silly
T.c.a.
4th May 2009, 08:46 AM
lol no i was "" you silly
oh nice ;)
well get naked and lay on the bed ;) :whistle:
HellRaiser
4th May 2009, 07:15 PM
I wasn't even included, pouts...
Ahhhhhh fuck it, I will just kill you all now and have dinner. :p
Nazkyn
4th May 2009, 07:17 PM
Is this a private spam session or can anyone join in?
HellRaiser
4th May 2009, 08:02 PM
Join in the spam, it's better then green eggs and ham.
SYNZ
4th May 2009, 11:28 PM
Is this a private spam session or can anyone join in?
checks the VIP list .... eh fuck it why not :spam: patrol is in session ;)
T.c.a.
5th May 2009, 01:27 AM
Is this a private spam session or can anyone join in?
welcome hunny (f)
hellraiser, we have discussed this again and again......i cant be killed ;)
HellRaiser
5th May 2009, 02:02 AM
Stop talking to yourself, your dead lol.
T.c.a.
5th May 2009, 03:07 AM
im immortal ;)
Chronic
5th May 2009, 03:53 AM
immortal or immoral????? lol
T.c.a.
5th May 2009, 05:00 AM
an immoral immortal
i teleport with a chevrolet portal
;)
HellRaiser
6th May 2009, 07:00 AM
Your energy so energy can be evaporated.
I used your portal, stole your chevrolet and put you in a bottle, bottle, ya bottle.:P
T.c.a.
6th May 2009, 08:25 AM
im not in a bottle :eh:
i cloned myself, there is bout 789 of me running around right now :P i came and freed myself
then kicked my own ass for being a smartass cunt to me
all in all, it was a pretty confusing day for me i must say lol
HellRaiser
6th May 2009, 10:35 PM
Neo is dead, it was a dream. :P
I'll take combo #1 please.
No sorry sir, your at walmart.
Uh? lol
T.c.a.
7th May 2009, 01:53 AM
Neo is a fagget :P
HellRaiser
7th May 2009, 09:27 AM
How dare you insult your own penis like that. :P
T.c.a.
8th May 2009, 03:04 AM
my penis is named barney
HellRaiser
8th May 2009, 08:46 AM
So you have 2 penises? lol
Krámse
8th May 2009, 08:54 AM
i cloned myself, there is bout 789 of me running around right now
That helps explain your post count.
shadow
8th May 2009, 08:59 AM
Seriously guys Iv'e read 3 threads where you 2 (TCA and Hell) have a 1-2 page convo....why don't you just start a thread and give each other blow jobs there rather than doing it in multiple threads? :S
BIGRICK
8th May 2009, 09:47 AM
Seriously guys Iv'e read 3 threads where you 2 (TCA and Hell) have a 1-2 page convo....why don't you just start a thread and give each other blow jobs there rather than doing it in multiple threads? :S
And please don't posts pics :haha:
shadow
8th May 2009, 10:32 AM
And please don't posts pics :haha:
And yet, if they started such a thread...you'd be the first to go looking for pics of the occasion :P
HellRaiser
11th May 2009, 02:07 AM
Seriously guys Iv'e read 3 threads where you 2 (TCA and Hell) have a 1-2 page convo....why don't you just start a thread and give each other blow jobs there rather than doing it in multiple threads? :S
You're here posting are you not? :bubbles:
You must be jealous lol. :bleh:
Sir Mankalot
11th May 2009, 04:27 AM
i like waffles
HellRaiser
11th May 2009, 11:04 PM
with or without ice cream? lol
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