Reds Warriors

[JMouse]

I have been out of the game for a min and i have really thought long and hard about this... when i grow up i would like to become a Red. now now please dont take this lightly i really have thought long and hard about this matter. i just need to know who i should send my resume to? if anyone can help me carry my life time dream please msg me ASAP

[SYNZ]

WTF am i caught in a time warp? someone stop the madness

[newportbadboy]

Send it to alan..he is the one who deals with reds issues :haha:

[SYNZ]

now why didnt i think of that... alan can definitely get this sorted within the next hour... if he gets enough premmie logins that is :whistle:

[T.c.a.]

lets do the time warp again!

[Sir Mankalot]

Lets!

[T.c.a.]

Its just a jump to the left....... :yay:

[SYNZ]

damnit you have him stuck in the tree again, told you it was to the right

[T.c.a.]

but its only a step to the right :P

[SYNZ]

did you forget the somersault down the center while wearing pullups?

[T.c.a.]

i have muscular thighs :thumbs:

[HellRaiser]

It's easy to becomea RED...
Just go outside and lay down (depending on what one looks like remove clothes) and let mother earth sunrays make you a red. ;)

[JMouse]

but what about those ppl that live in the black hole?

[SYNZ]

now now... no one said TCA wanted to be a red ;)

[JMouse]

why who said anything about being a red

[SYNZ]

nope... no reds here just the :spam: patrol

[JMouse]

:spam::spam::spam::spam::spam:

[HellRaiser]

but what about those ppl that live in the black hole?

Tanning salon or gasoline works well. :yay:

[SYNZ]

i prefer blow torch for more of the hands on approach :yay:

[HellRaiser]

Well if want to be literal okay lol.
Just better train your feet to hold while fillet, once the hands go.

[SYNZ]

whatever works... once body parts start blowing up your earning bonus points

[HellRaiser]

I'll take mine medium rare, with a salad, thanks!

[SYNZ]

too late we are well past medium rare and have moved on to cajun style... plates up

[HellRaiser]

Louisiana Style then thanks, As for the sauce, hope she cum before she croaked.

[SYNZ]

ahhhh specialty orders, coming up hot... gonna have to charge you extra for that ;)

[JMouse]

:angel:

[T.c.a.]

/me likes raw intestine, with a side of raw lung thanks :D

and i've already been a red :P

[SYNZ]

already been a red?!?

there's isnt enough bleach or gasoline in the world to get that off

[T.c.a.]

yeah there is, i turned dark and became a Daqqer ;)

[Brick Shit House]

yeah there is, i turned dark and became a Daqqer ;)

Traitors are Hung
Were is Wraiths Noose when you need it
:wraith:

[T.c.a.]

Traitors are Hung
Were is Wraiths Noose when you need it
:wraith:

:haha:

meh

Daqqers always the superior cartel

[Cracker4Life]

I thought we were talking about the other kind of red warrior.


:grr:

[Diezel]

I thought we were talking about the other kind of red warrior.


:grr:



R,I,P Reds Warriors

arrogancy (or how ever you spell it ) killed you ..!

[SYNZ]

R,I,P Reds Warriors

Arograntcy (or how ever you spell it ) killed you ..!

arrogancy :whistle: *cough cough*

wake will be held from 8:00AM to 8:05AM soon followed by a bonfire of reds corpses to go on all night ;)

[Beckjo1]

I thought this thread was being turned into a rocky horror picture show. what happened?

[MONSTER]

wake will be held from 8:00AM to 8:05AM soon followed by a bonfire of reds corpses to go on all night

ill get my marshmellows ready

[Diezel]

ill get my marshmellows ready

ill get my shotgun ready incase anythem move whilst burning ,,sorry $treet :whistle::P :$


:haha::angel::thumbs:

[HellRaiser]

ahhhh specialty orders, coming up hot... gonna have to charge you extra for that ;)

Charging me extra for a love squirt, geesh, no tip for you. :P


/me likes raw intestine, with a side of raw lung thanks :D

and i've already been a red :P

Would that be intestine from fresh corpse with pre breakfest filled or processed overnight bowel cleanse?
As for the raw lung, hope you don't mind the ashes, she was a smoker.
Also don't mind the lumps, just infectous tumors. :thumbs:

:hiya:



I thought this thread was being turned into a rocky horror picture show. what happened?

It's intermission, there's music though for comfort.

:whistle:

:)

[SYNZ]

Charging me extra for a love squirt, geesh, no tip for you. :P

ok no charging extra then if its gonna cost me the tip but im angry now so your order comes with a different kind of special sauce ;) enjoy

[HellRaiser]

ok no charging extra then if its gonna cost me the tip but im angry now so your order comes with a different kind of special sauce ;) enjoy

Already knew you would do that, just goes to the back and shoots you lol. :bye:

:bleh:

[T.c.a.]

Would that be intestine from fresh corpse with pre breakfest filled or processed overnight bowel cleanse?
As for the raw lung, hope you don't mind the ashes, she was a smoker.
Also don't mind the lumps, just infectous tumors. :thumbs:



:)

fresh corpse with pre breakfast filled :P

i'll skip the lung, how about a breast? :P

[HellRaiser]

One man breast coming up. ;)

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

female breast you cunt :P

[HellRaiser]

No, no, once you make a order you can't change it. You didn't specify female breast.
Be thankfull I didn't give you a cat's nipple.

[T.c.a.]

lol good point

now eating a cats nipple would just be downright weird :P

[Brick Shit House]

lol good point

now eating a cats nipple would just be downright weird :P

Especially if it got stuck between your teeth

[SYNZ]

you could always use the whiskers to floss afterwards ;)

[justsayno2drugsyche]

Can anyone explain to me about the Reds?
I don't understand why they are hated so much.

[SYNZ]

gets the shotgun ready :yay: did someone say reds?

[T.c.a.]

Can anyone explain to me about the Reds?
I don't understand why they are hated so much.

Do you like when a female is on her rags? No ;) nuff said :haha:

very true synz and brickshithouse :P

guess i'd enjoy eating pussy anyways :whistle:

[SYNZ]

Reds Warriors and "Red Wings" 2 very different things... kudos TCA for choosing the right one :bleh:

[Brick Shit House]

Can anyone explain to me about the Reds?
I don't understand why they are hated so much.

People dislike them cause the always win and they accuse them of cheating.
When in the long run they cheat to bring them down.

Other people just hold grudges against them cause they were denied being one.

:P

[SYNZ]

People dislike them cause the always win and they accuse them of cheating.
When in the long run they cheat to bring them down.

Other people just hold grudges against them cause they were denied being one.

:P

i have been invited to be one many times, i just hate everyone equally but brick u get a hug for that

[Brick Shit House]

i have been invited to be one many times, i just hate everyone equally but brick u get a hug for that


:)

[T.c.a.]

People dislike them cause the always win and they accuse them of cheating.
When in the long run they cheat to bring them down.

Other people just hold grudges against them cause they were denied being one.

:P

reds took in more noob immigrants then the USA :P

[Brick Shit House]

reds took in more noob immigrants then the USA :P


A empire is built on trained Noobs :)

[T.c.a.]

Daqqers1

25 Regular players and we demolished Reds in the day, back then, reds had 45 + ;)

selective membership, also builds an empire, nuff said :)

[HellRaiser]

Jesse mouth is getting filled with Cat milk.
Hurry, someone get the corn flakes.

[T.c.a.]

interesting way of saying pussy juices :haha:

[Brick Shit House]

Jesse mouth is getting filled with Cat milk.
Hurry, someone get the corn flakes.


I thought they called that Fathers Milk :haha:

[$treet pharmaci$t]

Can anyone explain to me about the Reds?
I don't understand why they are hated so much.

Just look at the medal chart that is why we were hated.

[6m$SexGod]

People dislike them cause the always win and they accuse them of cheating.
When in the long run they cheat to bring them down.

Other people just hold grudges against them cause they were denied being one.

:P

HMMM you on earth could you be on about there BSH? :$

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

oh this is better and better

:popcorn:

[6m$SexGod]

you got enough for me there jesse, sweet or salted?

[T.c.a.]

salted and buttered

drinks are to your right and there may or may not be some candy next to them

[6m$SexGod]

:glare: no candy, and only this fosters crap!

But the popcorn is mighty nice!

[T.c.a.]

:glare: no candy, and only this fosters crap!

But the popcorn is mighty nice!


i dont drink fosters, why would i have any? :S

[6m$SexGod]

So wheres the key to the real cabinet??

Or am i gonna have to perform a strip search?

[T.c.a.]

So wheres the key to the real cabinet??

Or am i gonna have to perform a strip search?

we're watching a drama picture, why would there be a cabinet in a movie theatre?

more importantly, who keeps alcohol in a cabinet? :eh:

[6m$SexGod]

Proper alcohol, where do you keep you vodka, gin, brandy?

I keep it in my cabinet at home.

[T.c.a.]

Proper alcohol, where do you keep you vodka, gin, brandy?

I keep it in my cabinet at home.

in my tummy and/or blood :eh: :thumbs:

[SYNZ]

Proper alcohol, where do you keep you vodka, gin, brandy?

I keep it in my cabinet at home.

i steal it from your cabinet... time to restock buddy :yay: