White Powder

[6m$SexGod]

I have been out of the game for a min and i have really thought long and hard about this... when i grow up i would like to become a White Powder Player. now now please dont take this lightly i really have thought long and hard about this matter. i just need to know who i should send my resume to? if anyone can help me carry my life time dream please msg me ASAP

Actually fuck that, i like running junks in B games, im not willing to run Machines or cred selling for you! Joking Jen and SYNZ!! :glare:

[EviLWaYz]

I have been out of the game for a min and i have really thought long and hard about this... when i grow up i would like to become a White Powder Player. now now please dont take this lightly i really have thought long and hard about this matter. i just need to know who i should send my resume to? if anyone can help me carry my life time dream please msg me ASAP

Actually fuck that, i like running junks in B games, im not willing to run Machines or cred selling for you! Joking Jen and SYNZ!! :glare:

but we know you aint :P

[shmokethedope]

oh :O
would you not even run machines for me?;)

[Zeus]

I want some of that white booger suger..... GOP, SYNZ, got any?

[6m$SexGod]

Well only if i could spend an hour with you, you and that legendary...ermm mouth!

[SYNZ]

zeus and six congratulations after reading over your resume and your vast achievements in game it has been determined...

by publishers clearing house you may have won a million dollars ;)

[Psychostyle]

white powder ainn't special, its right up the street at the local hood!For solid form, just go to ANY mlk boulevard...you will find some there.

[JMouse]

lol i thought you would have came out with some thing better then that....

[HellRaiser]

White Powder is so 80's, Heorin has always been the king shit lol.

[JMouse]

yes but you dont need to borrow ur buddys used needle or use his pullups;) everyone has a straw some where

[HellRaiser]

Real druggies have their own with case lmao.
The pull ups are only pre-caution for death defying stunts like OD. ;)

[SYNZ]

does the kit include a syringe of adrenaline?

[JMouse]

White Powder is so 80's, Heorin has always been the king shit lol.


well in that case im going to be opening a new cartel "Heorin since White Powder is so 80's"


anyone interested please msg me ;)

[SYNZ]

now thats catchy, sign me up... can i run machines!?! ;)

[HellRaiser]

does the kit include a syringe of adrenaline?

Nah, that takes the whole adrenaline rush, living large out the window.
I mean come on, whats the point of OD if ya can kickstart right away? :bleh:

The tick tock till paramedics arrive is the only way, get with the program man.

:haha:

[JMouse]

no no no thats all WP runs we will be cred selling only in A games tho;) and maybe a few running the mcronalds strat;)

[HellRaiser]

well in that case im going to be opening a new cartel "Heorin since White Powder is so 80's"


anyone interested please msg me ;)

Sure why not, at least real junkies will be playing then. :haha:

[SYNZ]

wont they be suprised... good thing our hidden cart in B2 doesnt run machines... OOPS!

[JMouse]

we are not in B2 again we are not in B2 we are retired we dont play DW and we dont run junkies

[SYNZ]

true indeed, we are retired... thats right retired ;) and we wont be pulling accounts at the end of the round.

[HellRaiser]

Can I get a Vanilla milkshake please?

[JMouse]

u dont need shake were not running junkies;) we dont know how

[SYNZ]

you can buy shakes in this game? ;)

[HellRaiser]

Where you been of course,

I want my shake, so stop advertising Macdonalds if ya got no shakes, fuck.

[SYNZ]

thats gonna be 2 mins, please pull forward

[T.c.a.]

i'd like to buy a vowel :)

[HellRaiser]

2 minutes for a shake? I want the manager, this going to be free.

Gives Jesse a Bowel movement, oh wait you said vowel, nevermind.

[GreekNomaD]

2 minutes for a shake? I want the manager, this going to be free.

Gives Jesse a Bowel movement, oh wait you said vowel, nevermind.

Hey there! LOL :winky:

[Spork!!!]

pink rocks, OK?

[SYNZ]

i'd like to buy a vowel :)

you have to spin the wheel 1st bro :yay:

[T.c.a.]

/me spins the wheel

now, i'd like to buy a

U

[HellRaiser]

Underpants?

[T.c.a.]

nope :P

and you have to spin the wheel before you can guess!

[SYNZ]

there are no U's... Hellraiser your turn to spin the wheel ;)

[Diezel]

/me spins the wheel

now, i'd like to buy a




*spins wheel *

Unwashed Hooker

[T.c.a.]

no :haha:

/me spins the wheel again

can i buy an O?

oops, i stole a turn, oh well lol

[SYNZ]

_ O _ _ *_ _ _ _* !!!

there is one O... TCA take another stolen spin ;)

[T.c.a.]

/me spins the wheel

E for Super :D

[SYNZ]

_ O _ E *_ _ _ _* !!!

there is one E... TCA is on a roll, spin again champ :yay:

[T.c.a.]

/me spins the wheel again

hmmm, i'll take a P for rhino

[HellRaiser]

Fuck you all, stole my turn...

Spins wheel, takes a "S".

[T.c.a.]

you werent here, the game had to continue lol

but hellraiser can have his turn :)

[HellRaiser]

Well for Satan sake is there an "S" or not lol

[Cracker4Life]

Well for Satan sake is there an "S" or not lol

Did you look at the wheel? you landed on lose a turn.

/me spins wheel lands on jackpot

Id like to solve the puzzle please.

"Hellraiser does not actually hellraise but takes credit for said hellraising"

[HellRaiser]

Did you look at the wheel? you landed on lose a turn.

Apparently your in the wrong game, it's not spin the bottle with under 10 group. :whistle:

/me spins wheel lands on jackpot

You pedohpile. :bubbles:

Id like to solve the puzzle please.

I believe that would be 15 years or so. :haha:

"Hellraiser does not actually hellraise but takes credit for said hellraising"

The greatest trick the devil ever played was to make you believe he doesn't exist. :P

[Cracker4Life]

Apparently your in the wrong game, it's not spin the bottle with under 10 group. :whistle:

I know we are playing "wheel of unfortune"


You pedohpile. :bubbles:


You wish!



I believe that would be 15 years or so. :haha:

I have nothing witty to say to this.


The greatest trick the devil ever played was to make you believe he doesn't exist. :P

Who?

[cunexttuesday]

The greatest trick the devil ever played was to make you believe he doesn't exist. :P

Who?


That the devil didn't exist...

From here on call Hellrasier Keyser Söze

[newportbadboy]

that the devil didn't exist...

From here on call hellrasier keyser söze

i am kayser sozeeeeeee

[cunexttuesday]

i am kayser sozeeeeeee

No you are Michael McManus.

:nana:

[Cracker4Life]

No you are Michael McManus.

:nana:

dont you two have cybering to do ?

[cunexttuesday]

dont you two have cybering to do ?

No.

[Cracker4Life]

No.

Alright who called the serious police?

[newportbadboy]

dont you two have cybering to do ?

She wants too :hidey:

[cunexttuesday]

She wants too :hidey:

:O

[HellRaiser]

I know we are playing "wheel of unfortune".

No you don't, underage girls are not aloud to play. ;)

You wish!

What? You wish I was under 10 so you could fondle me, what? :bubbles:

I have nothing witty to say to this.

That's because you accept your fate, Police will be coming shortly. :hiya:

Who?

Your worst nightmare. :angel:

From here on call Hellrasier Keyser Söze

No, I'm not a fictional character. ;)
I'll burn you with my eyes damnit. :P

i am kayser sozeeeeeee

So your the fictional character? :haha:

[Cracker4Life]

No you don't, underage girls are not aloud to play. ;)



What? You wish I was under 10 so you could fondle me, what? :bubbles:



That's because you accept your fate, Police will be coming shortly. :hiya:



Your worst nightmare. :angel:



No, I'm not a fictional character. ;)
I'll burn you with my eyes damnit. :P



So your the fictional character? :haha:


Hey Bud :D

[SYNZ]

_ O _ E *_ S _ _* !!!

hellraiser picks up the "S" no "P" TCA... Hellraiser your still up

[newportbadboy]

can i spin synz :D

[SYNZ]

sure why not Mr Newport... step up to the wheel of misfortune ;)

[newportbadboy]

*spins* Trfffffffffffffffpppppppppphffffffffffffffffffffff ff

N as in Newport:D

[SYNZ]

wise decision young grasshopper...

_ O _ E *N S _ _* !!!

[T.c.a.]

cracker, i own heaven, hellraiser owns hell, synz owns imaginary land

are you a mortal or do you own some other non existent plane? ya know, we'll give you one if it'll shut you up :haha:

now, my turn, engin is taking too long

/me spins the wheel

M for potatoes

[HellRaiser]

My turn, spins wheel,............ "W"

[T.c.a.]

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Now, back to the wheel.

[Cracker4Life]

This game sucks. Ill take jesse thinks hes a vet for 300 alex!

[T.c.a.]

i dont have to think :haha:

but fuck off, we are NOT playing jeopardy

[SYNZ]

_ O _ E *N S _ W* !!!

there is one W hellraiser, nice job

and i am now the ruler of imaginary land... TCA said so lmao

[T.c.a.]

i'd like to solve it please john :D

DOPE *NSFW*?

[SYNZ]

M O _ E *N S _ W* !!!

was an M TCA go for another solve ;) ur so close

[HellRaiser]

Epic fail Jesse...

I'll take Jesse "F " though lol.

[T.c.a.]

:haha: i know what it is!!

MORE *NSFW*

:yay:

[SYNZ]

:haha: i know what it is!!

MORE *NSFW*

:yay:

tru indeed... MORE *NSFW* for the win :yay:

[T.c.a.]

yay!

ok somebody spin the wheel :P i have one in mind :P

[SYNZ]

*spins the wheel* i take S for sloppy cumshots ;)

[Cracker4Life]

Spin. Pffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk kkkk.


fuck i spun it backwards

[SYNZ]

always going for the backshot lol

[HellRaiser]

He likes it anal anyway lol

[T.c.a.]

_ _ _ _ _ S _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

one S

spin again synz :P

[HellRaiser]

I'll Take an "I"

[T.c.a.]

_ _ _ I _ S _ _ _ _ I _ _ _ _ _

yep, 2 I's go again :P

you have to spin the wheel!

[SYNZ]

*spins the wheel* ill take an R for Rectal Sabotage ;)

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

_ R _ I _ S _ _ _ _ I _ _ _ _ _

one R, spin the wheel :P

[HellRaiser]

I'll take a "E"

[SYNZ]

*spins the wheel* "T" for "T"he Wraith Crabdom

[T.c.a.]

_ R _ I E S _ _ _ _ I _ _ _ _ _

next and hellraiser, remember to spin the wheel!

no T synz

[SYNZ]

*taps foot* waiting on hellraiser *spins the wheel* guess i will take an "A" for "A"sthmatic Porcupine

[HellRaiser]

Spins wheel hard and it lands on " A".

[SYNZ]

"T & A" fuck yea, lets get this party started!!! ;)

[Cracker4Life]

spin damn did it move? this wheel is heavier than it looks.

[HellRaiser]

That's because your a cracker

[SYNZ]

time to pump some iron there beefy lol

[HellRaiser]

Kinda hard for him, all he pumps is his cracker weiner.

[T.c.a.]

_ R _ I E S _ _ _ _ I _ _ _ _ _

no A's :P

spinner up :P

[HellRaiser]

Uses a Cracker spin and takes an " O".

[Cracker4Life]

:yay: I spun it

[T.c.a.]

OR _ I E S _ _ _ _ I _ _ _ _ _

One O

use your stolen turn to spin again :P

[HellRaiser]

This is not yarn class Corey.

[HellRaiser]

What the hell is this word even in english lol.,..

Spins stolen turn and lands on... "G".

[T.c.a.]

there are spaces, hang on lol

ORGIES___ _ _ _ _ I _ G ______ _ _ _

spin again :P

[HellRaiser]

fucking trickster, spaces...

Spins stolen turn again, I'll take a "T"

[T.c.a.]

sorry man, i thought they showed up lol

ORGIES___ _ _ _ _ I _ G ______ _ _ _

No "T"

next :P

[HellRaiser]

Hehehe, they are not here,

Spins wheel... I'll land on " C".

[T.c.a.]

ORGIES___ _ _ C _ I _ G ______ _ _ _

one "C"

spin again evil sir :P

[HellRaiser]

Spins wheel, lands on "U"

[T.c.a.]

ORGIES___ _ UC _ I _ G ______ _ _ _

there is a "U"

spin again sir :P

[HellRaiser]

Spins wheel, lands on " F" then lands on "K" then lands on "N" lol.

[T.c.a.]

ORGIES___ FUCKING ______ _ _ N

spin again good sir ;)

[JMouse]

no no no he stopped on lose a turn ....

[T.c.a.]

take a spin jen :D

[SYNZ]

he spun and landed on bankrupt ;)

[SYNZ]

*spins the wheel* id like to take a "J" mr dealer

[T.c.a.]

ORGIES___ FUCKING ______ _ _ N

no J's spin again :P

[JMouse]

spins the wheel.... Y ask Y

[SYNZ]

*spins the wheel* ill take "M" for "M"onkey fucker

[T.c.a.]

ORGIES___ FUCKING ______ _ _ N

no and no

spin again :P

[SYNZ]

*spins the wheel* id like to solve the puzzle

ORGIES___ FUCKING ______ PWN

[$treet pharmaci$t]

spins the wheel.... Y ask Y

*spins the wheel* ill take "M" for "M"onkey fucker

Thanks for leaving the light and web cam on last night it was epic :yay:

[T.c.a.]

synz, you got it buddy!

congratulations, now im off to bloody bed lol

edit - and i'd like a copy of the video from above post ^^ :D

[SYNZ]

Thanks for leaving the light and web cam on last night it was epic :yay:

it was the epic cam of epicness :haha:

[$treet pharmaci$t]

synz, you got it buddy!

congratulations, now im off to bloody bed lol

edit - and i'd like a copy of the video from above post ^^ :D

I will send it now :D

it was the epic cam of epicness :haha:

I know you said I had to charge people just not jesse. I will split the profits on every other one I sell it to

[JMouse]

_ _ _ _' _***_***_ _ _ _ _

new puzzle!!!!

[SYNZ]

*spins the wheel* i'll take an "S" there mouse

[JMouse]

_ _ _ _' s***_***s _ _ _ _

:bubbles:

[SYNZ]

*spins the wheel* i'd like to buy an "I"

[JMouse]

there are no "I's" and we dont have eyes either;)

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

[SYNZ]

damn... IM BLIND!!!!

[Cracker4Life]

spin. pffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttt

id like to buy an A

[T.c.a.]

/me pushes in line and spins

i'll take an "M"

[JMouse]

_ _ a _' s***a***s _ _ a _

and sorry TCA there are no M's

cracker its your turn again

[Cracker4Life]

Spin.....


can i get a C?

[JMouse]

there are no C's or seas or even sees

[SYNZ]

Damnit im blind again!!!

[Cracker4Life]

good thing i have this free spin


can i get an F?

[SYNZ]

:bubbles: no F's... Now "F"uck o"f""f" :bubbles:

[T.c.a.]

/me spins

"L" please :D

[JMouse]

nope no L's or EL's or EELs

[T.c.a.]

grrr lol

/me spins the wheel

"T" :P

[JMouse]

_ _ a t' s***a***s t _ a t

[T.c.a.]

i'd like to solve it :D

that's a start? :P

[JMouse]

no no u got it all wrong

[T.c.a.]

ok how about

whats a strat?

:P

[JMouse]

CONGRATS!!!! you have won $50,000

now what are you going to do?

[T.c.a.]

I'd like to purchase SYNZ please :D

[JMouse]

hmm i will have to think about that one..... he is pretty handy, maybe i could lease him out to you for a bit

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

[Cracker4Life]

No fair, Jesse cheated. He should be disqualified and I should get SYNZ :D

[JMouse]

well hes up for grabs to the person that can make my epenis grow the biggest lol

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

[Cracker4Life]

well hes up for grabs to the person that can make my epenis grow the biggest lol

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:


:bubble:

Done :D

[JMouse]

the E penis pump worked great thx but i think u can do much better

[SYNZ]

dont like the way this thread is going :glare: this will end badly for me :sad: nothing good can come of this :bubbles:

[Cracker4Life]

the E penis pump worked great thx but i think u can do much better

Just give me one more try. :D

dont like the way this thread is going :glare: this will end badly for me :sad: nothing good can come of this :bubbles:


your right it ends bad for you sorry :(

[SYNZ]

Just give me one more try. :D




your right it ends bad for you sorry :(

i knew it... i knew this would end badly :eh:

[Cracker4Life]

i knew it... i knew this would end badly :eh:


:foryou:


Cheer up theres other fish in the sea ;)

[SYNZ]

:foryou:


Cheer up theres other fish in the sea ;)

thats what wraith said and then i woke up with crabs :sad:

[T.c.a.]

/me has the biggest E-Penis here :eh:

so tablets from me will boost your E-Penis bigger then you ever dreamed jen ;)

[Cracker4Life]

/me has the biggest E-Penis here :eh:

so tablets from me will boost your E-Penis bigger then you ever dreamed jen ;)

you pay people to pump your penis though Jesse so its not the same ;)

And sorry about the crabs SYNZ i hear crab fishing is the deadliest job out there so becareful on the removal ;)

[JMouse]

:yay::yay::yay:

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

[SYNZ]

you pay people to pump your penis though Jesse so its not the same ;)

And sorry about the crabs SYNZ i hear crab fishing is the deadliest job out there so becareful on the removal ;)

i played the dealiest catch game with wraith already... thats why hes come up missing :bubbles:

[HellRaiser]

cum up missing, where was he cumming?

[T.c.a.]

you pay people to pump your penis though Jesse so its not the same ;)

And sorry about the crabs SYNZ i hear crab fishing is the deadliest job out there so becareful on the removal ;)

you have to pay then? cos i sure as hell dont, they line up :S

[JMouse]

you have to pay then? cos i sure as hell dont, they line up :S

your crabs have lined up already! how did you teach em to do tricks like that?

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

[T.c.a.]

:haha: people line up to inflate my E-Penis jen ;)

:bubbles: :bubbles :bubbles:

[HellRaiser]

Ya with his E-Pump. ;)

[T.c.a.]

dont need an E-Pump with an E-Dick like this homie :P

[HellRaiser]

The bigger the more blood needed, harder to raise it lol.
He got his E-Pump off E-Bay.

[T.c.a.]

go E-Fuck yourself :P

E-Cunt :haha:

the people just love, hanging from my nuts, hanging from my nuts :P

[JMouse]

:tca: he even has a smilie to prove it

:bubbles:

[T.c.a.]

:haha: yeah, see :P

:tca2:

i have 2 :P

[SYNZ]

The bigger the more blood needed, harder to raise it lol.
He got his E-Pump off E-Bay.

does this mean ur using a slighty overused E-Pump for ur E-Penis to get E-rect TCA? :whistle:

[HellRaiser]

E-cunt? Wouldn't mind an electronic cunt. ;)
The milegae I would get out of that would break records lol.

That TCA smiley is him jacking off lol.
Yes Synz has it correct lol.

[T.c.a.]

does this mean ur using a slighty overused E-Pump for ur E-Penis to get E-rect TCA? :whistle:

:haha:

hate on niggas, hate on :P

[HellRaiser]

What drive by? ;)

[T.c.a.]

im bulletproof, so drive away ;) :P

[HellRaiser]

My bullets penetrate anything lmao. ;)

[Cracker4Life]

you have to pay then? cos i sure as hell dont, they line up :S


Not what I have heard :whistle:

[T.c.a.]

Not what I have heard :whistle:

you clearly heard wrong ;)

hellraiser, im invincible, so they can penetrate all they want :haha:

[Cracker4Life]

you clearly heard wrong ;)

hellraiser, im invincible, so they can penetrate all they want :haha:

Oh really? My sources are very reliable ;)

[T.c.a.]

Oh really? My sources are very reliable ;)

:haha: im sure

[Spork!!!]

speaking of sauces...

[T.c.a.]

im quite partial to hot sauce :D

[SYNZ]

you clearly heard wrong ;)

hellraiser, im invincible, so they can penetrate all they want :haha:

TCA likes penetration :bubbles:

[T.c.a.]

SYNZ likes penetration :bubbles:

we really didn't want to know mate ;) :thumbs: :bubbles:

[HellRaiser]

Get a room, this is a diner. ;)

[T.c.a.]

Get a room, this is a diner. ;)

this is a pub

you're in the wrong section :thumbs:

[JMouse]

hmm we dont want food we wanted beers :bubbles:

[T.c.a.]

yes, where has our beeer wench gone?

[JMouse]

idk maybe you should find GK and tell her we want beers:bubbles:

[T.c.a.]

i thought corey was getting them for us? :P

[JMouse]

either way as long as i get my damn beer!!!!!!!

:bubbles:

[EviLWaYz]

either way as long as i get my damn beer!!!!!!!

:bubbles:



your not aloud beer!

[HellRaiser]

You's only thinking your drinking beer lol.
What your really drinking is Corey essence bottled. :P

[SYNZ]

You's only thinking your drinking beer lol.
What your really drinking is Corey essence bottled. :P

fresh soul .... quenches the thirst within :haha:

[T.c.a.]

You's only thinking your drinking beer lol.
What your really drinking is Corey essence bottled. :P

i didn't know fag came in bottles ;)

[HellRaiser]

It doesn't but Corey has the special double dipping white sauce.
Comes with Aids/H1N1 full blown virus included.

As you were, down the hatch lol

[T.c.a.]

i wasnt drinking beer ;)

just because i ordered, doesnt mean i was drinking it ;)

[Chronic]

i knew swine flu was bottled....argh

[T.c.a.]

swine flu is H5N1 ;)

[HellRaiser]

Your hand was around the glass lifting it to your lips, while snacking on some nuts. ;)

Don't worry Chronic, the Jim Jones experience is next weekend. lol

[T.c.a.]

nope, i was doing absinthe shots out of the girl behind the bars tits ;)

[HellRaiser]

It didn't look green, see what happens when you wear Austin Powers glasses. :P

[T.c.a.]

it comes in various colours ;)

[HellRaiser]

Ya with the glasses on. lmao :P

[T.c.a.]

go google red absinth ;)

[HellRaiser]

Conspiracy, not valid lol.
Leprachauns make it only. ;)