Rodeo Sex!!!

[Cracker4Life]

Its when you mount your woman from behind nice and slow. pull her hair and whisper "your sister was better!" Then try and hold on for 8 seconds.

[SYNZ]

Its when you mount your woman from behind nice and slow. pull her hair and whisper "your sister was better!" Then try and hold on for 8 seconds.

dont forget the cowboy hat :haha: what next the shocker? :thumbs:

[JMouse]

Its when you mount your woman from behind nice and slow. pull her hair and whisper "your sister was better!" Then try and hold on for 8 seconds.

then you havent meet my sister :P
no one would want that shit

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

[SYNZ]

then you havent meet my sister :P
no one would want that shit

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

so tru i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy... btw cracker she's available :thumbs:

[Cracker4Life]

dont forget the cowboy hat :haha: what next the shocker? :thumbs:


im telling you the shocker works :D

2 in the goo one in the poo

[SYNZ]

im telling you the shocker works :D

2 in the goo one in the poo

gotta remember to make that "buzzing" sound for added effect :haha: then u can pull the "rusty trombone" on em ;)

[Cracker4Life]

gotta remember to make that "buzzing" sound for added effect :haha: then u can pull the "rusty trombone" on em ;)


once you got the rusty trombone you hook them up with a dirty sanchez ;)

[SYNZ]

once you got the rusty trombone you hook them up with a dirty sanchez ;)

u could always give them "the midget" :whistle:

[Cracker4Life]

u could always give them "the midget" :whistle:


I've never done the midget :|

:thumbs: why not

[SYNZ]

I've never done the midget :|

:thumbs: why not

your going to need to get yourself a ladder then skippy :thumbs:

[Cracker4Life]

your going to need to get yourself a ladder then skippy :thumbs:

will a pile of books work?


who am I kidding i dont read books i mean nudie magazines?

[SYNZ]

nope not going to get the right height from it plus u may slip on the excess fluids from ur "reading"

[Cracker4Life]

nope not going to get the right height from it plus u may slip on the excess fluids from ur "reading"

I dunno i have alot of magazines :$ and dont worry i have great balance, plus you can spot me right?

[SYNZ]

I dunno i have alot of magazines :$ and dont worry i have great balance, plus you can spot me right?

thats dangerous u could slip and fall on something hard :whistle:

[Cracker4Life]

thats dangerous u could slip and fall on something hard :whistle:


;) i may webble or wobble but i wont fall down

[SYNZ]

;) i may webble or wobble but i wont fall down

we will see about that *lays a bar of soap down* wanna get that for me skippy? :whistle:

[Cracker4Life]

we will see about that *lays a bar of soap down* wanna get that for me skippy? :whistle:



:haha: you wont get me there.

/me turns around and slips on banana peel

Fuck did anybody notice :$

[SYNZ]

:haha: you wont get me there.

/me turns around and slips on banana peel

Fuck did anybody notice :$

no worries i wont tell :whistle: besides im sure u will be able to sit down again in no time :thumbs:

[JMouse]

:haha: you wont get me there.

/me turns around and slips on banana peel

Fuck did anybody notice :$


no no one noticed

HEY EVERYONE CRACKER SLIPPED AND FELL ON HIS ASS!!!

but im sure they know now

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

[SYNZ]

no no one noticed

HEY EVERYONE CRACKER SLIPPED AND FELL ON HIS ASS!!!

but im sure they know now

:bubbles::bubbles::bubbles::bubbles:

UH OH! the secrets out :bubbles:

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Rodeo Sex???


Sounds like the watered-down version of a "Bucking Bronco": Mount a girl doggie style and just as you cum whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"....see how long you can hold on!

[$treet pharmaci$t]

Rodeo Sex???


Sounds like the watered-down version of a "Bucking Bronco": Mount a girl doggie style and just as you cum whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"....see how long you can hold on!


:haha: that is disturbing

[SYNZ]

:haha: that is disturbing

depends on whether u have it or not :thumbs:

[WorldCrisis]

When you're doing a chick doggy put 2 fingers in her bumhole without warning, fishhook your fingers and pull. The reaction is quite similar to what you described!

[SYNZ]

but nowhere near as entertaining ;)