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JaiJai
30th April 2009, 02:10 AM
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

:couch:

:yay2:

T.c.a.
30th April 2009, 02:19 AM
now i wanna get that :P

6m$SexGod
30th April 2009, 03:00 AM
What is it?

Cheeky
30th April 2009, 03:14 AM
:thumbs:

I have to report that the Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract works particularly well, have taken it medicinally numerous time :angel:

T.c.a.
30th April 2009, 03:15 AM
i find about 24 IV's of Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter works fantastic

6m$SexGod
30th April 2009, 03:17 AM
You aussies are just a whole load of druggies!

Sir Brian
30th April 2009, 03:57 AM
haha

me wants some pig flu!!

T.c.a.
30th April 2009, 04:42 AM
You aussies are just a whole load of druggies!

im half pom

fair to say, its probably the druggie half :P