Pandemic Survival Thread

[T.c.a.]

right, in light of the fact humanity is going to be wiped out :haha: we need a plan!!

1.) hijack a plane

2.) anyone who coughs, throw them off to the zombies who have caught the plague and mutated, oh and just kick mexicans off in general, we dont need them

3.) fly to madagascar

4.) we come out at a later date, rebuild a society and name it oddthought

5.) ?????

6.) PROFIT!!

[Sir Brian]

The President of Madagascar has shut down the country's ports and its international airports.

:|

BBC News - Swine Flu - President of Madagascar takes drastic actions. (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ei=cLj5SYPEOs_MjAfJrP2GBQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=you+gullible+cunt&spell=1)

[T.c.a.]

and? we'll just fly in and land somewhere :P or parachute off the coast somewhere and commando it in covert like

just pretend we're chuck norris :P

[HellRaiser]

I approve this message.

[WorldCrisis]

shit shit shit we're all going to die!

[BIGRICK]

and? we'll just fly in and land somewhere :P or parachute off the coast somewhere and commando it in covert like

just pretend we're chuck norris :P


Do we have to go commando :O






:P

[KACK]

The President of Madagascar has shut down the country's ports and its international airports.

:|

BBC News - Swine Flu - President of Madagascar takes drastic actions. (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ei=cLj5SYPEOs_MjAfJrP2GBQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=you+gullible+cunt&spell=1)

damn madagascar **** them all

/me clicks new game

[cunexttuesday]

Do we have to go commando :O






:P

Nope, just you!
:P

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Madagascar? F**k that and their damn singing lemurs.

I say we hijack Richard Branson's island and live out our final days drinking Cristal and eating lobster.

If the servants go zombie on us, just toss them off the nearest cliff.

[SYNZ]

right, in light of the fact humanity is going to be wiped out :haha: we need a plan!!

6.) PROFIT!!

u rang? :whistle:

[BIGRICK]

Nope, just you!
:P

Perv :$

[Zeus]

Madagascar? F**k that and their damn singing lemurs.

I say we hijack Richard Branson's island and live out our final days drinking Cristal and eating lobster.

If the servants go zombie on us, just toss them off the nearest cliff.

Mariah Carey might even be there, but lets throw her off the cliff for funzies :haha:

[SYNZ]

Mariah Carey might even be there, but lets throw her off the cliff for funzies :haha:

make sure its a high cliff we wouldnt want any reincarnations going on :glare:

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

this took off :D

ok, we're stuck between richard bransons island and madagascar

i dunno, i kinda like singing lemurs :hidey:

[HellRaiser]

I'm going to "Lost" island, I like the shit that goes on there. :bubbles:

[T.c.a.]

ok, we'll all just rendezous on.....hmmm, hawaii good for everyone? we'll need a guinea pig to go check the threat is over though :P

[Chiizu]

I'm glad I moved to the upstairs apartment because as we all know zombies have a hard time with stairs

[T.c.a.]

that is true, just make sure you have a machine gun handy :P

or a grenade lol

[HellRaiser]

We can always send Corey as the guiney pig lol.

[T.c.a.]

sounds good to me, but he seems abit mexican sometimes, wouldnt you agree? :haha:

[capone]

I vote for going to an island that has at least one wal-mart in it. we can hole up in there. they got everything we need! Really i just need to get like a 40 yr supply of insulin...survival of the fittest isn't a very good rule for me...haha!

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

poor bastard

ok, we'll loot a hospital on the way :D

[capone]

haha, can we stop by a bar too? gotta get fucked up somehow!

[T.c.a.]

i was counting on looting liquor stores and bars ;)

im in charge of this plan, alcohol is a given :haha:

[capone]

well masta, if we're meetin in hawaii, can we stop by cali and loot some medical marijuana stores too for those of us who are 420 friendly? nothing is more satisfying after blowin a buncha zombie's heads off than a nice fatty.

[Smokie]

Why not take over Ireland......:P

[Santo]

right, in light of the fact humanity is going to be wiped out :haha: we need a plan!!

1.) hijack a plane

2.) anyone who coughs, throw them off to the zombies who have caught the plague and mutated, oh and just kick mexicans off in general, we dont need them

3.) fly to madagascar

4.) we come out at a later date, rebuild a society and name it oddthought

5.) ?????

6.) PROFIT!!

I resent that :glare:

[Smokie]

Haha your in trouble now Jesse

[Santo]

Haha your in trouble now Jesse

I just coughed all over his breakfast cereal, see who laughs now :glare:

[zwixxx]

i was counting on looting liquor stores and bars ;)

im in charge of this plan, alcohol is a given :haha:

if i'm coming then we can count on more...but it might not last long :haha:

[T.c.a.]

I resent that :glare:

oh you know we'd let you come with us :D

[HellRaiser]

Can't be racist, one of every race like Noah lol.

[Psychostyle]

Well i'll meet you all there, as there are now cases in the town i work in :(

[Q80Thug]

patient zero found !!1 (http://img382.imageshack.us/my.php?image=baee5c6928d45a7a3b0c453.jpg)

edit: old material, found in epic thread, sorry :bonk:

[Cracker4Life]

The President of Madagascar has shut down the country's ports and its international airports.

:|

BBC News - Swine Flu - President of Madagascar takes drastic actions. (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ei=cLj5SYPEOs_MjAfJrP2GBQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=you+gullible+cunt&spell=1)

They once said a black man would be president when pigs fly. well 100 days with obama in office and *BAM* Swine flu

Sorry I had to.

[HellRaiser]

They also said a woman will become President when Hell freezes over, good luck with that one lol.

[Chiizu]

you know it's funny that a black man became president before a woman. goes to show sexism is stronger and more ingrained than racism!

and as expected, no new cases in Mexico, now we just have to see if it takes off in Eastern Europe, South America or Africa!! and I saw screw it---shoot anything that moves, eat what you hunt, but only after good biological testing though.

[JMouse]

and dont forget :bubbles::bubbles::bubbles: if were are going to die we need :bubbles:

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

They once said a black man would be president when pigs fly. well 100 days with obama in office and *BAM* Swine flu

Sorry I had to.


*ugh*

Aren't bad puns punishable by banishment?

[T.c.a.]

*ugh*

Aren't bad puns punishable by banishment?

if we could get rid of him, we would :haha:

[HellRaiser]

You can take the Hoe out of Detroit but you can't take Detroit out of the Hoe lol.

[T.c.a.]

maybe we can get cracker4life banned for awhile :haha:

[HellRaiser]

Won't matter, he's getting anal probed as we speak by the homies in the hood. :P

[T.c.a.]

:haha: white boys shouldnt go outside in the hood :P

[HellRaiser]

Can't convince a cracker once it been cracked open lol.

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

crackers are pretty empty at the best of times :P

[HellRaiser]

oddily enough salty too, who knew? ;)