9 Words Women Use

[JaiJai]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE :winky:


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fuck Off!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

:peace: :bubbles: :winky:

[Bambi]

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fuck Off!

How are you today Jai Jai :P

[JaiJai]

Whatever! ;)

[joker]

very true JaiJai with those 9 statements! but I learned them a long long time ago, and just by my reply to knowing them brings another statement that leads to a fight! when a women used these 9 statements never let her know that u know, let her blow off the steam and act like u are clueless! I used to piss my wife off, knowing things, like if she wanted something and we just did not have the money at the time, hunn; I know ur upset because we cannot get what u want right now but next week, that not what she wanted to hear. what she wanted to hear is I'll be back, and when u come back u better have what she wanted or ur in the dog house:(

[shadow]

Me thinks someones trying to tell Jacx something :P

[Jacx]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE :winky:


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Also known as "NO your not getting any tonight"

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Also known as "NO your not getting any tonight" if u dare comment about it!

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Also known as "NO your not getting any tonight"

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Also known as "NO your not getting any tonight"

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

Also known as "NO your not getting any tonight"...and that shes probably gonna shar ur brother tonight (lucky i don't have one)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Also known as "NO your not getting any tonight"

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

Also known as "NO your not getting any tonight"..lets face it, its always sarcasm

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fuck Off!

Also known as "most deffo NO your not getting any tonight"

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Also known as "NO your not getting any tonight"

:peace: :bubbles: :winky:

Me thinks someones trying to tell Jacx something :P

yeh..im not getting any tonight :(

[shadow]

yeh..im not getting any tonight :(

LMAO

If that's all you hear from those 9 words/statements I'm not suprised :bubbles: :whistle:

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

or

Fine: When used in a sentence, "Yes, I'm fine", or "I'm fine with it".... really means "No I'm not fine, I'm fucking pissed and you better figure it out before I sulk for 3 days."

:haha::haha::haha::haha: Oh God I totally do that one!

[cunexttuesday]

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

or

Fine: When used in a sentence, "Yes, I'm fine", or "I'm fine with it".... really means "No I'm not fine, I'm fucking pissed and you better figure it out before I sulk for 3 days."

:haha::haha::haha::haha: Oh God I totally do that one!

I use them all :hidey:

[Krámse]

Only one thing to do when a lady uses any of those 9 words.

Duck & Cover!

[Zeus]

Only one thing to do when a lady uses any of those 9 words.

Duck & Cover!

or get her a manicure/pedicure

[joker]

but u girls left the 1 that really means something, when it that time of the mouth and ur complaining and bitching, it not all because of the period thing, it is the lack of not getting a present, not flower/candy, I mean 24k, with stones rings brace laces necklaces and ETC... not words like hun i wish i can take it away from u so u can be happy, nor words like hun I wish that I could take ur period each mouth and not u! she want presents for what she is going through damnmit

[lurkmode]

that's funny...lol

[DarkNebula]

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.