You are Dead....

[JaiJai]

... You get to Heaven... :angel: :angel: :angel:


What's the First thing you want to ask God??



The first thing I want to ask God is "Why did you put the esophagus and windpipe so darn close to each other??"


Grr I hate it when my water goes down the wrong one and chokes the hell out of me :tantrum:


What do you want to ask him?



:peek:

[herojuana]

was everyone 14 inches or am i lucky? :whistle:

[JaiJai]

was everyone 14 inches or am i lucky? :whistle:

:haha: PFFTTT!!!

[newportbadboy]

was everyone 14 inches or am i lucky? :whistle:

then my question would be why was sam 14 inches but not me :haha:

[Santo]

My question would be.....

can i have your mobile number so i can call you anytime?

[Chiizu]

sure I'll take the bait

I'll ask.. "What 2000 years and nothing, you treat your mother this way? a letter would have been nice, maybe a call. We sweat and slave so the least you could do is give your creation a heads up every now and then, a couple of miracles would have been nice, and how did I get in here being that I'm not mormon?"

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Mine is more of a statement....


"Oh FUCK! I was wrong!"

[joker]

mine will be why the hell did u put that snack bar too closer to the shitter for?

[zwixxx]

"which way to the bar?"

[BIGRICK]

"can i have another chance please"

:haha:

[ZERAT]

"why do Sams balls hang 14 inches low?....surely he'd have prefered a 14 inch dick?"

:haha:

[holy shit]

haha resa i thought this was one of TCA's groupies relaying a message for him kinda thread lol


ok if i was to ask him one question it would have to be

why the fuck did ya stick me with two psycho bitches then finally give me a sweetheart?
(third time was a charm) ;)

[Diogee]

"Well now that I know u are accepting everyone can I go back I swear ill find atleast 10 more to replace me" :P

[Cheeky]

was everyone 14 inches or am i lucky? :whistle:
What? No proof?? Coughbullshitcough
:whistle:

[RealDealer]

Gettin experience!

[Infidel]

why the fuck was i in purgatory for so long!

edit:

yeah that's right. I wouldn't even ask him a question, just a loud statement.

[RealDealer]

That's right!

[HellRaiser]

Dream on all, the majority here = south of heaven. ;)

[jim 1]

If it is god he/she would know what the question is so why ask?

[$treet pharmaci$t]

Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of good looking :D

[DnD]

"Where do I plug in my laptop?" lol

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

"Where do I plug in my laptop?" lol

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Aw man, I'm outta rep points for the day. I'll be back later for this one!!

Alternatively, you could have gone with "Do you have Wi-Fi"? :thumbs:

[Santo]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Aw man, I'm outta rep points for the day. I'll be back later for this one!!

Alternatively, you could have gone with "Do you have Wi-Fi"? :thumbs:

Who needs Wi-Fi with an iphone and a 3G connection :D

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

So true! I hope when I die, Steve Jobs is standing there with a pair of golden wings and a halo passing out iPhones.

Thank you God

[Uganja]

what sort of narcissistic arsehole calls himself God?

[Sir Brian]

Nothing i'd just organise a coup.

[Forphucsake]

Where's the weed at? :bong:

[SYNZ]

Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of good looking :D

so i take it the real question ur asking is why did he make u so delusional? :whistle:

[shadow]

was everyone 14 inches or am i lucky? :whistle:

Midget!

[Jibult]

my question: can you wake me up from this dream now?



what sort of narcissistic arsehole calls himself God?


that would be me, good sir.

[Sir Mankalot]

"Where am I?"

[hoos]

How did you create something so complex as the circulatory system, yet allowed Paris Hilton to live... :D

[Nova]

So this is where the light at the end of the tunnel leads?

or what forphuksake asks
"where the weed at?" :joint:

[ruffnready]

Where's the weed at? :bong:

beat me to that one ;)

if you aint got a plantation im calling lucifer :whistle:

[EviLWaYz]

"fuck me your real! every 1 i knows gunna be pissed gods real and ali aint!"

i kid i kid :haha:

mine would prob be

wtf why am i in hell im a nice guy! :haha:

[EviLWaYz]

How did you create something so complex as the circulatory system, yet allowed Paris Hilton to live... :D

and also you get some rep when i can rep again :haha:

[Sir Mankalot]

you double posting prick