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wats_up
1st June 2009, 03:50 PM
Right so I am sat here revising and everytime i try to do work or revision or anythign that requires thinking I feel my face, like my beard. Everytime I do this, i think shit i need a shave, so I go and shave although feeling the beard helps me think.
As I walked to the bathroom to go remove the odd bits of stubble i realised, i'm going to need this, otherwise tomorrow morning in my exam im not going to be able to think

hold on a second, i cant revise because all i can think about is shaving this of yet i cant shave it because tomorrow in the exam it will help me think.

So I could shave it and get on wiht some revision, but then tomorrow my thinking wouldn't be as good as it could be


WTF DO I DO!?!?!?

Q80Thug
1st June 2009, 03:59 PM
put on a light goatee,lol
:thumbs:

wats_up
1st June 2009, 04:07 PM
put on a light goatee,lol
:thumbs:

Are you insane!

thats just going to waste time and get me no where

NightMare
1st June 2009, 05:10 PM
shave your head save the facial hair

Dalamar
1st June 2009, 05:52 PM
buy a stick on beard!!!

:haha:

HellRaiser
1st June 2009, 06:17 PM
Right so I am sat here revising and everytime i try to do work or revision or anythign that requires thinking I feel my face, like my beard. Everytime I do this, i think shit i need a shave, so I go and shave although feeling the beard helps me think.
As I walked to the bathroom to go remove the odd bits of stubble i realised, i'm going to need this, otherwise tomorrow morning in my exam im not going to be able to think

hold on a second, i cant revise because all i can think about is shaving this of yet i cant shave it because tomorrow in the exam it will help me think.

So I could shave it and get on wiht some revision, but then tomorrow my thinking wouldn't be as good as it could be


WTF DO I DO!?!?!?

I can't possibly imagine bigger problems in life to need to ask for help here. God help you. :haha:

:wraith:

Pirate Hooker with Monkey
1st June 2009, 06:28 PM
WTF DO I DO!?!?!?


I suggest you start by putting down the pipe, cause you MUST be high!

Zeus
1st June 2009, 07:30 PM
I can't possibly imagine bigger problems in life to need to ask for help here. God help you. :haha:

:wraith:

I suggest you start by putting down the pipe, cause you MUST be high!


I third that, get laser faced then

T.c.a.
1st June 2009, 11:06 PM
Right so I am sat here revising and everytime i try to do work or revision or anythign that requires thinking I feel my face, like my beard. Everytime I do this, i think shit i need a shave, so I go and shave although feeling the beard helps me think.
As I walked to the bathroom to go remove the odd bits of stubble i realised, i'm going to need this, otherwise tomorrow morning in my exam im not going to be able to think

hold on a second, i cant revise because all i can think about is shaving this of yet i cant shave it because tomorrow in the exam it will help me think.

So I could shave it and get on wiht some revision, but then tomorrow my thinking wouldn't be as good as it could be


WTF DO I DO!?!?!?

Glue your right hand to your forehead.

Epic facepalm!! :D