A Man's BBQ

[JaiJai]

B-B-Q RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important
to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put into motion:



Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter
exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.



Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.



More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips
the meat.



Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.



More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins, sauce and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.



And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off,'
and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women.

[NightMare]

sounds about right lol

[JaiJai]

:hehe:

[Raskil]

:haha: so true

[DarkNebula]

the man stands there and holds his meat....

[Sir Brian]

How sexist! :glare:


:hiya:

[Raskil]

how sexist! :glare:


:hiya:

fag

[Sir Brian]

fag

looks like we have a comedian here. :yay::yay::yay::yay:

[Raskil]

I was here, but now Ive gone
Left my post to turn you on

[DarkNebula]

looks like we have a comedian here. :yay::yay::yay::yay:

gratz on smilies...

*golf clap*

[Chronic]

you have one minor detail left out resa.......the man stands or is near grill side, beer in hand, while the wife cooks the meat.

hint...burn the meat a few times and all us men have to do is stand there, beer in hand, enjoying the smell of bbq

double hint....remind your wife how hot she looks flipping the meat.









i have to admit though, i help set and clear the table because its the husbandly thing to do

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

ahh, men rule :D

[Cheeky]

:haha:
I love it when they invite a few friends over as well...and a few happens to be 10..."Im cookin a BBQ tonight, come over" . That means another trip to the shop, more salad making...ughhhh. My only salvation is the other girls..always willing to help out ;)

[Chronic]

:haha:
I love it when they invite a few friends over as well...and a few happens to be 10..."Im cookin a BBQ tonight, come over" . That means another trip to the shop, more salad making...ughhhh. My only salvation is the other girls..always willing to help out ;)



better buy a keg while your out :haha:

[joker]

How Funy! but so true! :haha:

[Cracker4Life]

B-B-Q RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important
to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put into motion:



Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter
exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.



Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.



More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips
the meat.



Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.



More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins, sauce and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.



And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off,'
and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women.


So is it safe to say John's not getting any for awhile?

Ladies feast your eyes on a man that cooks AND cleans :heybabe:

[JaiJai]

Haha... I duno, he'll prolly still get some anyways :heybabe:


*after he BBQ's me a Ribeye ;)

[Sir Brian]

A whole afternoon of BBQ, just so he can spend a whole 5 minutes dissapointing you.

Sounds like a plan!! :yikes:

[NightMare]

A whole afternoon of BBQ, just so he can spend a whole 5 minutes dissapointing you.

Sounds like a plan!! :yikes:

lmao i think ill have to rep you for that made me litterally laugh out loud

[theaft3rglow]

Lovin it....

[EviLWaYz]

i had a bbq on friday and i have to say...............yeh thats pretty how it went down + woman looks after baby while man gets shit faced :P

[BIGRICK]

*cough* you missed out - Man goes to get charcoal!!!!

The woman ALWAYS gets the wrong stuff :haha:

[Brick Shit House]

Haha... I duno, he'll prolly still get some anyways :heybabe:


*after he BBQ's me a Ribeye ;)

Better of grabbed some viagra while gettin those salads or the only meat you will be taking in is that ribeye
:haha:

[lurkmode]

i had a bbq on friday and i have to say...............yeh thats pretty how it went down + woman looks after baby while man gets shit faced :P

that's always how it goes...lol

[Brick Shit House]

Beer and more beer then BBQ