penile enlargement surgery

[davidjohnson]

After penile enlargement surgery done about years ago have any of you men suffered penis erection problems that you think are caused by surgery?

[NightMare]

and thats the only post this person makes lol

[T.c.a.]

Spam bot, he'll be banned soon.

[Raskil]

:haha: thats fucking random as comment though

[NightMare]

Spam bot, he'll be banned soon.

if it was wouldnt it offer some kind of link?

[T.c.a.]

if it was wouldnt it offer some kind of link?

Nah, sometimes they just send out fishing bots, make a topic and a retarded post about something and hope the retarded post sparks interest and the people go search for it. :thumbs:

[EviLWaYz]

random thread or what :S

[joker]

what is this a joke or something!

[EviLWaYz]

what is this a joke or something!

if it is its not a very good 1 tbh! :haha:

[herojuana]

:( i thought i was gonna learn how to make my cock bigger

oh well, i guess those 14 inches of meat will have to do

[EviLWaYz]

:( i thought i was gonna learn how to make my cock bigger

oh well, i guess those 14 inches of meat will have to do

put down the tin of hot dogs and check again ;)

[kevinthomas]

The strongest stuff I found was Caverject - The only drawback is the injection you do into the side of the penis - It sounds worse then it is - very tiny needle - 3 hr. solid rock hard on-After the injection it takes 5 minutes to come up and it will not go down at all for at least an hour depending on the amount - I satified some women completely with that stuff-After ejaculation; it stays hard - you just keep going until your too tired to go any longer! - Works great

[T.c.a.]

The strongest stuff I found was Caverject - The only drawback is the injection you do into the side of the penis - It sounds worse then it is - very tiny needle - 3 hr. solid rock hard on-After the injection it takes 5 minutes to come up and it will not go down at all for at least an hour depending on the amount - I satified some women completely with that stuff-After ejaculation; it stays hard - you just keep going until your too tired to go any longer! - Works great

Nightmare, see? The first was a bot, this is its counterpart, there will likely be more of these show up.

[Spork!!!]

They asked me to be a donor but my wife wouldn't let me...

freck, by replying to this thread will I start getting all those "make your willie bigger" spam emails again?

[T.c.a.]

They asked me to be a donor but my wife wouldn't let me...

freck, by replying to this thread will I start getting all those "make your willie bigger" spam emails again?

Nah, they're banking on the fact people here have small dicks and/or want to and research these rubbish claims they're making. :thumbs:

[NightMare]

i notice a bunch of them all over the forum now but at least the others offer links with theyre spam, funny that they just expecvt all the small dicked folks to go and google their info, oh well i guess if you have a small dick maybe youll jump through hoops to try to fix it, i however do not suffer from this problem lol

[T.c.a.]

:haha: most sane people, who understand wtf these things are, will never play along :P

[Seabiscuit]

The strongest stuff I found was Caverject - The only drawback is the injection you do into the side of the penis - It sounds worse then it is - very tiny needle - 3 hr. solid rock hard on-After the injection it takes 5 minutes to come up and it will not go down at all for at least an hour depending on the amount - I satified some women completely with that stuff-After ejaculation; it stays hard - you just keep going until your too tired to go any longer! - Works great



hum and you say all i have to do for full erections is shoot my penis up with small needels that sounds fun :haha::O

[NightMare]

hum and you say all i have to do for full erections is shoot my penis up with small needels that sounds fun :haha::O

i hear seabiscuit does this anyway, he never knew he could put stuff in the needles

[$treet pharmaci$t]

I was thinking of a reduction why would you want to make it bigger :P

[T.c.a.]

:haha: real penises teddy, not E-Peens :P

[Cheeky]

:( i thought i was gonna learn how to make my cock bigger

oh well, i guess those 14 inches of meat will have to do

I was thinking of a reduction why would you want to make it bigger :P

Omg, you boys....:haha:
Proof or GTFO :P
:bubble:

[Cheeky]

Erm.....care factor zero :sad:
ohhh, the idiots post got deleted :yay:

[T.c.a.]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

raeg time NAO!!!

[Brick Shit House]

Nah, they're banking on the fact people here have small dicks and/or want to and research these rubbish claims they're making. :thumbs:

Prob your multi lmfao

[T.c.a.]

Prob your multi lmfao

You REALLY just follow me around dribbling shit dont you? *sighs* Another week, another noob, would you like an autographed 10 x 4? Perhaps pictures, well you'll have to contact my agent The Evil Pharmaci$t for any further dribble you wish to ribbit on with, because the schedule is just a heavy one this week. I think special school must be on vacation.

[herojuana]

lol Jessica is on his period :bleh:

[Brick Shit House]

ya i think he has that tampon shoved a little to deep

[NightMare]

ya i think he has that tampon shoved a little to deep

maybe he lost his butt plug up there lmao

[T.c.a.]

lol Jessica is on his period :bleh:

Nah, just gets annoying when noobs follow you everywhere being like "hurpy derp derpppppppp" and being like "LMFAO OMFG man, look at the funny shitz i just posted!!!"

However, tis amusing they have such pathetic lives they follow me around so proceeeeeeeeeed. :D

[Brick Shit House]

Nah, just gets annoying when noobs follow you everywhere being like "hurpy derp derpppppppp" and being like "LMFAO OMFG man, look at the funny shitz i just posted!!!"

However, tis amusing they have such pathetic lives they follow me around so proceeeeeeeeeed. :D


Check your head at the door you reply to every post so and dribble shit in every one so follow hahaha ya right that would mean never post in here if i wanted to avoid you. and pathetic lives lmfao do you have a wife/ do you have kids? once the little boy in you becomes a man and gets a life come talk their kido

[T.c.a.]

Check your head at the door you reply to every post so and dribble shit in every one so follow hahaha ya right that would mean never post in here if i wanted to avoid you. and pathetic lives lmfao do you have a wife/ do you have kids? once the little boy in you becomes a man and gets a life come talk their kido

:haha: my god, you take bait so fucking easily :haha:

ahh, you're worth your weight in gold, stay around here for along time :bighug: :penguin:

[Brick Shit House]

:haha: my god, you take bait so fucking easily :haha:

ahh, you're worth your weight in gold, stay around here for along time :bighug: :penguin:

So if you are setting bait that makes you a troll :haha:

Thank you have a nice day :flipp:

[T.c.a.]

So if you are setting bait that makes you a troll :haha:

Thank you have a nice day :flipp:

OMFGZ!! really?!?!?!? :O stop the damn presses!!

conrgatulations moron, state the bleeding obvious, WOW, i troll the fuck out of idiots on a constant basis, much like yourself, take bait, hook, line and sinker

cya in the next thread you undoubtedly follow me to

[Brick Shit House]

OMFGZ!! really?!?!?!? :O stop the damn presses!!

conrgatulations moron, state the bleeding obvious, WOW, i troll the fuck out of idiots on a constant basis, much like yourself, take bait, hook, line and sinker

cya in the next thread you undoubtedly follow me to


you are a waste of time :pats:

[T.c.a.]

well, im off to bed, another night, you trolled again, has been endlessly fun :bighug:

cya tomorrow sunshine :D

[HellRaiser]

I heard this thread was a waste of time so I'm here lol. ;)

[T.c.a.]

I heard this thread was a waste of time so I'm here lol. ;)

:haha: didn't think it'd be long before you showed up, you just attracted to shit threads? :P

[NightMare]

maybe he too suffers from erectile dysfunction after having penile enlargement surgery how do you know

[T.c.a.]

maybe he too suffers from erectile dysfunction after having penile enlargement surgery how do you know

Cos he aint a spam bot ;) :P

[Cheeky]

maybe he too suffers from erectile dysfunction after having penile enlargement surgery how do you know

Cos he aint a spam bot ;) :P

Ohhh but jesse, he has a valuable point, why after my penile enlargement surgery, I found that sticking needles into it was just the best thing to do...
oh, wait.....I dont have a penis :sad:
whoops, my mistake, please continue ;)

[T.c.a.]

Uh oh, kristy was a MAN :O

[NightMare]

Ohhh but jesse, he has a valuable point, why after my penile enlargement surgery, I found that sticking needles into it was just the best thing to do...
oh, wait.....I dont have a penis :sad:
whoops, my mistake, please continue ;)

sticking needles in your dildos is probly not a good idea cheeky

[Cheeky]

sticking needles in your dildos is probly not a good idea cheeky

Maybe thats why they dont work anymore :sad:

[T.c.a.]

We should really stop bumping this thread you know, its why the spam bots keep coming here, pardon the pun. :P

[Raskil]

bump :p

[T.c.a.]

Yes, YOU need all the penis help you can get lol :P

[Raskil]

Have you put my doll in the post yet :whistle:

[T.c.a.]

what doll would that be?

[THE HEAVY HITTA]

this thread is to funny lmao.. :S

[HellRaiser]

:haha: didn't think it'd be long before you showed up, you just attracted to shit threads? :P

Well I followed you. :hiya: :P

maybe he too suffers from erectile dysfunction after having penile enlargement surgery how do you know

Stop looking down when you say that, it has feelings too ya know. :bubbles:

[cunexttuesday]

Maybe thats why they dont work anymore :sad:

:O

If they don't work you are either doing something wrong, need a bigger one, or are mistaking it for a vibrator.

:aw:


I don't know how I've missed this thread before.

I might make friends with the bots.

[Cheeky]

:O

If they don't work you are either doing something wrong, need a bigger one, or are mistaking it for a vibrator.

:aw:
:haha: Thanks Col, I'll go investigate ;)

[T.c.a.]

Well I followed you. :hiya: :P


Disturbing is the fact you follow me :haha: :P

[SiNg0d]

this shitty thing still seeing replies? OMG ppl get something better to discuss... btw its a fun read ! :D

[T.c.a.]

:haha: this is called a useless topic from the start, may as well infest it with useless shite :P

[joker]

shit how can I guy look at a bare ,nude pussy right in front of him, and not be rock hard and ready to go to town on it; must be gay if you asked me! :haha: and I am 40years old and still like going to town on pussy!

[NightMare]

yeah no problems here i accidentally brushed my wifes titty at the stor and got a hard on, i was like hey honey come here and she said oh my god your a pervert lol

[joker]

shit yes a real man dont even need to see pussy a tit, a smile, or yet a nice firm ass will set it to launching! :lol:

[Cheeky]

yeah no problems here i accidentally brushed my wifes titty at the stor and got a hard on, i was like hey honey come here and she said oh my god your a pervert lol
LMFAO classic ;)

[T.c.a.]

:haha:

:popcorn: :P continue :P

[Brick Shit House]

yeah no problems here i accidentally brushed my wifes titty at the stor and got a hard on, i was like hey honey come here and she said oh my god your a pervert lol

same her LMFAO but i tried and convince her that we would not get caught in the bathroom alls i got was perv

[joker]

have you ever done it in the beer return room at the store where u worked and than get caught and fired. On reason why you were fired unapprobit behavior on the job! :haha:

[HellRaiser]

:PDisturbing is the fact you follow me :haha: :P

Well fuck, I can't go to a post anywhere without seeing you post multiple times. :whistle:

:P

[T.c.a.]

:P

Well fuck, I can't go to a post anywhere without seeing you post multiple times. :whistle:

:P

Serious discussion :P

[NightMare]

same her LMFAO but i tried and convince her that we would not get caught in the bathroom alls i got was perv

sometimes when shes up to it i convince her, has to be a private bathroom though like the one at petco hehehe

[joker]

if ur looking for an enlarge ment have ur wife cut the mother fucker off like Mrs bobit did her old man! :haha:

[NightMare]

i think it would shrivel a bit if that happened

[HellRaiser]

Serious discussion :P

You win. :haha:

[joker]

tie a fucking weight around it and let the fucker drag , i believe it would grow some

[T.c.a.]

You win. :haha:

:haha: theres a couple of sections i dont make many posts in, but they arent your sorta places either :P

[Cheeky]

:haha: theres a couple of sections i dont make many posts in, but they arent your sorta places either :P

you 2 should just get together already, see what happens when god and satan collide ;)

[T.c.a.]

you 2 should just get together already, see what happens when god and satan collide ;)

Jacx gets placed on earth to moderate a forum much like this one ;)

[HellRaiser]

you 2 should just get together already, see what happens when god and satan collide ;)

Been playing this game since the Planet was formed.
We hold all the cards behind the scenes and all you pesty humans DO OUR BIDDING.
Jesse gets the good doer's though. :haha:


Jacx gets placed on earth to moderate a forum much like this one ;)

Figures he would work for you trying to keep the peace lol. :angel:

[T.c.a.]

Been playing this game since the Planet was formed.
We hold all the cards behind the scenes and all you pesty humans DO OUR BIDDING.
Jesse gets the good doer's though. :haha:

Figures he would work for you trying to keep the peace lol. :angel:


Somebody has to stabalise this place :P

i like to keep him on his toes though :thumbs:

[HellRaiser]

The image of Jacx in Ballerina shoes gives me nightmares. :haha:

[T.c.a.]

The image of Jacx in Ballerina shoes gives me nightmares. :haha:

how bout a tutu? :P

[NightMare]

tie a fucking weight around it and let the fucker drag , i believe it would grow some

i have seen a show about this and yes it will make it grow in length considerably but you are also giving up the ability to get an erection after using weights for long enough to increase the length, but these indian people were carrying huge weights with thier cocks it was crazy they just rolled it up around a bar and lifted shit up with it

[T.c.a.]

I'd rather have an average dick and be able to get a hardon then a long one and not, a long, floppy dick is much like clown shoes, funny but not much use. :P

[Brick Shit House]

as long as a women moans and can reach a oargasim then who cares the size or shap of it

[HellRaiser]

how bout a tutu? :P

I just went blind. :sad:

[T.c.a.]

:haha: sorry mate :P

*bleaches hellraisers brain*

how bout them ballet chickies :heybabe: :D

[HellRaiser]

:haha: sorry mate :P

*bleaches hellraisers brain*

how bout them ballet chickies :heybabe: :D

The bleach felt like a slushee going down very fast thanks lol.
As for the chickies, perfect...Nice young and yellow and tasty.. :angel:

Oh wait, you were talking about women, puts the bird down. :hiya:

[T.c.a.]

:haha: yes, women :P

but chickens arent without their pluses :P

[HellRaiser]

Yes, chickens without pulses is good too ;)

[T.c.a.]

definitely, it keeps them quiet :P

[NightMare]

what was the point o this thread again?

[T.c.a.]

something about poo? :P

[NightMare]

oh yeah thats right tca made a multie so he could get his penile malfuctions out in the open and talked about to see how sympathetic the forum would be but then when he saw we all made fun of them he joined in too

[T.c.a.]

:haha: i have an average dick, i've never lied about that, why would i need a multi? :P

[$treet pharmaci$t]

Does that mean you want the surgery :hehe:

[T.c.a.]

nope, i dont want or need a huge dick :P

[NightMare]

hey i just noticed my activity is down to 96% and my medals gone what bullshit oh well couldnt last forever with m working

[T.c.a.]

oh it can ;)

[NightMare]

it didnt though

[T.c.a.]

you're slipping ;)

[NightMare]

well working 12 hour days causes it to happen oh well

[T.c.a.]

2 hours on OT and the other 10 sleep :P duh

[NightMare]

adding up all my games takes about an hour all ready, then set aside an hour for sex, then set aside an hour for eating, ill give OT an hour,tv for at least 2 hours, well shit now im running out of hours to sleep

[T.c.a.]

:haha: ok i see your point :P what you do?

[NightMare]

i build houses for a living, me and 4 others get paid large chunks of money to just go in and build it from foundation to mudding everything in between

[T.c.a.]

sweet, sounds like a decent gig :D

and i love what this thread turned into :haha: