tftmc
17th June 2009, 05:03 PM
I like the Greatful Dead, but I'm not a Deadhed. Never! deadheds SUCK!
Why? First, they live on the road following a band. They are fucking American gypsies trying to take your money with crappy beads and tofu burgers.
And I know they don't tour, and their lead singer is dead, but seriously don't trust them. BUT last time they did I was a working my old overnight job on the Thruway. Everyone last one was a dick or bitch. I said "hey want some Visene to match those red eyes," while I'm puffin down on a doobie...and they just looked at me like ;) Huh? "This 17 year old kid must be a cop, and I'm a 40 year old retard." This was nearly 7 years ago, but I'm still pissed about it. Yeah, I do hold grudges, why do you ask? I live in NY, cops don't generally bust people via Visene useage, maybe down south or way upstate, but not here.
Fuckin' Tards. Anyways. Secondly, they are dirty. Never trust people that shower in mud and wash in pee. Which they do.
Living just south of the Bethel Woods (aka the Amphitheater near Yasgur Farms, the Original Site of Woodstock) and went to school in the town that pitch forked and pillaged the Woodstock people OUT of town. My town could have kicked ass, but because according to the Vh1 special, the Folks people of Wallkill kicked the Woodstock people out and protested their permit for the show. It's now an hour north...So anyways we get Phish and all those Neo-Hippie bands there, So i'd see them coming back all the time.
Most of them are rich, Upper West Side mother fuckers who looong ago abandoned their hippie ways. Fuckin' hippies.
You might be asking yourself, wtf? Woodstock didn't happen in Woodstock? No, it happened in Bethel NY.
Why? First, they live on the road following a band. They are fucking American gypsies trying to take your money with crappy beads and tofu burgers.
And I know they don't tour, and their lead singer is dead, but seriously don't trust them. BUT last time they did I was a working my old overnight job on the Thruway. Everyone last one was a dick or bitch. I said "hey want some Visene to match those red eyes," while I'm puffin down on a doobie...and they just looked at me like ;) Huh? "This 17 year old kid must be a cop, and I'm a 40 year old retard." This was nearly 7 years ago, but I'm still pissed about it. Yeah, I do hold grudges, why do you ask? I live in NY, cops don't generally bust people via Visene useage, maybe down south or way upstate, but not here.
Fuckin' Tards. Anyways. Secondly, they are dirty. Never trust people that shower in mud and wash in pee. Which they do.
Living just south of the Bethel Woods (aka the Amphitheater near Yasgur Farms, the Original Site of Woodstock) and went to school in the town that pitch forked and pillaged the Woodstock people OUT of town. My town could have kicked ass, but because according to the Vh1 special, the Folks people of Wallkill kicked the Woodstock people out and protested their permit for the show. It's now an hour north...So anyways we get Phish and all those Neo-Hippie bands there, So i'd see them coming back all the time.
Most of them are rich, Upper West Side mother fuckers who looong ago abandoned their hippie ways. Fuckin' hippies.
You might be asking yourself, wtf? Woodstock didn't happen in Woodstock? No, it happened in Bethel NY.