Necrophilia Appreciation Society

[T.c.a.]

:haha: so, its official, 4 out of 5 people think that corpses with maggots included, add to the sexual thrill, that removing the eyeballs before skullfucking makes more room

what is YOUR preferred way to fuck corpses? :haha:

[Cheeky]

As long as they're stiff, Im a happy little vegemite :thumbs:

[pinzNneedlz]

well to start off...the corpse MUST be in a high school cheerleader uniform...secondly...the corpse should be around the age of 15...ahhh maybe 16. hopefully the girl had a problem with her weight. i mean that in the way i hope she thought she was fat, but really was as skinny as a rail. (she better throw up a lot to stay skinny) next up, she better have an open minded sister that just died as well....actually, she can be alive as long as she is "really" open minded...

[T.c.a.]

threesome with a corpse AND a living person, now thats inspired thinking my friend :D

how about 2 dead people though? probs alot of work, maybe we need to workout some sort of pulley and rig system :D

[pinzNneedlz]

jesse...who's going to "fluff" us? i mean the only one keeping up with the thread is Kristy? :fluff: ....wait...that's not gonna work...:haha:

[T.c.a.]

hmmm, we need recruits, we need to find people interested in dead bodies

is that dahmar fella still alive? :haha: :P and, im sure i could dig up some zombies, oh wait, they like live people......hmmmm

im at a loss for who else would like corpse sex lol

[Flipchic]

:haha: this is, by far, i swear.. the sickest.. (literally) and most twisted thread i've ever read...

[Cheeky]

jesse...who's going to "fluff" us? i mean the only one keeping up with the thread is Kristy? :fluff: ....wait...that's not gonna work...:haha:

erm, dont expect any help from me, I got my own corpse to deal with :P

[T.c.a.]

Now, onto the anal beads, about 5 eyeballs threaded with tendons from a human, makes fantastic anal beads, i was using them on this girl i kidna..........picked up and she absolutely went off on them

so i'd say thats a good review :thumbs: :D

[Cheeky]

Now, onto the anal beads, about 5 eyeballs threaded with tendons from a human, makes fantastic anal beads, i was using them on this girl i kidna..........picked up and she absolutely went off on them

so i'd say thats a good review :thumbs: :D

Ahh, god bless the sacrafices found on the side of the road...I bet she loved it :)

[pinzNneedlz]

ok...round two...ya have to bury the cheerleader for at least a week or two...she has to be in the ground for a bit...and you have to watch the site. wait for a "bump" to grow in the ground. that's where a baby would normally grow in the belly, but instead...the flies have laid their eggs. jesse this is the exact moment you pop the eyes. you'll hear some gasses leave the cavity, and then the eyes are fair game. if you're "curved" the eyes work out well for a good time... otherwise call the sister to check for puss...and by that time...you have to wipe your bloody dick on her pillow...(it's still from the dead one)

[T.c.a.]

oh yeah, she was like "STOP STOP NO LET ME GO STOP"

which as we all know, means "MORE MORE OH GOD MORE" :haha:

now, onto the use of corpse maggots in sexual play......dont let them call into piss holes, you'll be cumming flies if you do :|

[pinzNneedlz]

off to bed...i'll have nightmares about what i typed tonight...either way...you poeple have a good time...sleep with all the dead people you know. (wait that doesn't make any sense...)

[T.c.a.]

:haha: have a good death dude ;) enjoy them coldies :P

[NightMare]

damn i tried to find a clip from south park on the subject but they say the best way to fuck a dead person is to use a knife or pointy stick and poke holes in the corpse and then fuck the holes why limit yourself to the conventional holes and yes im including eye socket in the list of conventional holes, lol, but good call on the cheerleader outfit

[Flipchic]

ok...round two...ya have to bury the cheerleader for at least a week or two...she has to be in the ground for a bit...and you have to watch the site. wait for a "bump" to grow in the ground. that's where a baby would normally grow in the belly, but instead...the flies have laid their eggs. jesse this is the exact moment you pop the eyes. you'll hear some gasses leave the cavity, and then the eyes are fair game. if you're "curved" the eyes work out well for a good time... otherwise call the sister to check for puss...and by that time...you have to wipe your bloody dick on her pillow...(it's still from the dead one)

:haha: pinz.. and then we all talked about food after you typed this... hahaha...

[T.c.a.]

Food is a completely normal thing to have right after corpse talk, it takes alot of energy to fuck a dead body :P

[NightMare]

if you have a strong stomach you can eat while your fucking the corpse just bite a few chunks off

[T.c.a.]

yeah, i often have some pizza while fucking me a good corpse :D

[NightMare]

no i meant just eat some of the corpse you know like the ears or some other irelevent part

[T.c.a.]

dude, cannibal, ew, thats just wrong!! :P

[pinzNneedlz]

Now, onto the anal beads, about 5 eyeballs threaded with tendons from a human, makes fantastic anal beads, i was using them on this girl i kidna..........picked up and she absolutely went off on them

so i'd say thats a good review :thumbs: :D

reading over this thread now that i'm sober...i was still left LMFAO!!!:haha:

[T.c.a.]

reading over this thread now that i'm sober...i was still left LMFAO!!!:haha:

:haha: thanks man, it was good fun ;) :P

[NightMare]

dude, cannibal, ew, thats just wrong!! :P

its more natural then necrophilia

[T.c.a.]

was being facetious my friend :P

[NightMare]

i couldnt tell

[T.c.a.]

well you should learn to tell :P

[Chiizu]

what this thread needs is PICTURES!

these are my dates for tonight
I'm gonna put the baby in the body cavity that way I can have some warm innards! but first I'll make sure to bathe both in a vat of menthol!

(and ya you are all sick, but I can still beat ya!)

[pinzNneedlz]

was being facetious my friend :P

you mean you were being "a sea fish"...oh and chiizu...there's not a chance in hell you can beat me at this game!!!:O

[Chiizu]

umm wait do I really want to? :lmao:

and nice new sig there :thumbs:

[joker]

maybe asked if Tca would make a video of him screwing a dead bitch! , would that be good enough! :lol:

[NightMare]

make sure you dont include your face and youll be fine

[T.c.a.]

:haha: pinz, yes, i meant a sea fish :P

chiizu, thats all well and good, but what if the baby is dead too? then it wont be warm ;)

joker, too far dude :haha:

[pinzNneedlz]

:haha: pinz, yes, i meant a sea fish :P

chiizu, thats all well and good, but what if the baby is dead too? then it wont be warm ;)

joker, too far dude :haha:

what are you talking about??? some of my best friends are dead bitches!!!

[newportbadboy]

Do dead girls swallow :P


Sick fuckers

[Flipchic]

you guys are sick twisted! :haha:

idk why all of a sudden im entertained with this.. but ok go on..

:popcorn:

[Cheeky]

Do dead girls swallow :P


Sick fuckers
Depends how far down their throats you can get :P

[pinzNneedlz]

ya get alot further if ya chop their heads off!!!!!!:whistle:

[T.c.a.]

Do dead girls swallow :P


Sick fuckers

Yeah, the thing is though, you have to know when they're full, learning to define between too much cum and leaking puss though is also an important thing, i mean, if they're full of cum, then its time to stick a hose in and wash them out, or find a new corpse, puss is alright though, its good lube. :P

[Chiizu]

:haha: pinz, yes, i meant a sea fish :P

chiizu, thats all well and good, but what if the baby is dead too? then it wont be warm ;)

joker, too far dude :haha:

hey you forget to mention that tingly feeling the menthol gives you so I guess it does really matter if the baby is dead

we have a movie rental place in town called Movie Madness, where they have wall to wall cult films and I have seen on the shelves shock films of actual corpse fucking

couldn't bring myself to actually watch the film though

[HellRaiser]

So much abuse towards the dead here, no love or caring.
Well, there is different stages of a corpse.
So it kinda depends on how long you been dead for to be amused.
Personally, I like the stage where the teeth fall out, All gums baby.
You want her where the flesh is like cheese, soft and elastic.
Whisper sweet nothing in her ear sockets, look into those empty eye pockets with adoration.