my neighbor...

[pinzNneedlz]

yeah so i was out having a smoke and i look over, and the neighbor's porch light is now a "blue" light bulb. that's not really too disturbing. what is disturbing is that she has a tiki torch in the middle of the yard and she's hosing down a kid's bike that's still on training wheels with some sort of cleaner. to fill everybody in...it's 12:40 am here. for the past week almost every time i've gone for a smoke, she was sweeping her porch, or hosing it off with water. i put this in AIW cuz i'm expecting some explanations that may not be suitable for some viewers...:whistle:

shhhhhhh...i think she can hear me typing!!!:haha:

[T.c.a.]

yeah so i was out having a smoke and i look over, and the neighbor's porch light is now a "blue" light bulb. that's not really too disturbing. what is disturbing is that she has a tiki torch in the middle of the yard and she's hosing down a kid's bike that's still on training wheels with some sort of cleaner. to fill everybody in...it's 12:40 am here. for the past week almost every time i've gone for a smoke, she was sweeping her porch, or hosing it off with water. i put this in AIW cuz i'm expecting some explanations that may not be suitable for some viewers...:whistle:

shhhhhhh...i think she can hear me typing!!!:haha:

Clearly, she ran over some hobo testicles on the kids bike with training wheels, she was using the tiki torch to see where the blood was on the bike and to clean it off, in relation the porch, she clearly dragged the hobos inside, to where i would imagine she is storing them in a freezer, basement or attic, the blue light bulb, shes also using to better see where the blood marks are to also clean them off the porch.

Solution? Call the cops
Pictures
???
Profit.

[pinzNneedlz]

you fucking prick you!!! why's everything gotta be a joke to you? i'm sitting here lmfao at the story you came up with, and wondering if it's the same shit going through her head!!! hey people she's skinny!!! i wonder if she has a "really" open minded sister!!! can i borrow a cheerleader uniform Kristy???:angel:

[Cheeky]

Sure, would look good on you baby :heybabe:

[T.c.a.]

you fucking prick you!!! why's everything gotta be a joke to you? i'm sitting here lmfao at the story you came up with, and wondering if it's the same shit going through her head!!! hey people she's skinny!!! i wonder if she has a "really" open minded sister!!! can i borrow a cheerleader uniform Kristy???:angel:

Well, if you're gonna go kill her, make sure you find the stash of hobos first, then you can have sex with them all, make her look she an hero'ed and then you get away scot free after having kinky sex with lots of corpses. :yay:

an hero = suicide

[Raskil]

she could just be on crack :P

[Az]

i would blame some sort of amphetamine or possibly crack, who washes a bike with training wheels at 1am UNLESS they were selling/pawning it for a hit

[Cheeky]

yeah so i was out having a smoke and i look over, and the neighbor's porch light is now a "blue" light bulb. that's not really too disturbing. what is disturbing is that she has a tiki torch in the middle of the yard and she's hosing down a kid's bike that's still on training wheels with some sort of cleaner. to fill everybody in...it's 12:40 am here. for the past week almost every time i've gone for a smoke, she was sweeping her porch, or hosing it off with water. i put this in AIW cuz i'm expecting some explanations that may not be suitable for some viewers...:whistle:

shhhhhhh...i think she can hear me typing!!!:haha:

Wish I had such interesting neighbours....I mean, Donna is awesome, but she doesnt do shit like that in the middle of the night...and my other neighbour is that fat I doubt she fits out the front door anymore :haha:

Aaron, you have to take action...get a red light up on your front porch, make a bonfire in the front yard, strip off, cover yourself in red paint, and chant loudly from 3 till 5 am every day....Might put her off for a while....OR she might come over and offer to share whatever hidden treasures she's hiding in the attic/basement..hobo's, corpses, dead sisters in cheerleading outfits.....:whistle:

[Az]

Wish I had such interesting neighbours....I mean, Donna is awesome, but she doesnt do shit like that in the middle of the night...and my other neighbour is that fat I doubt she fits out the front door anymore :haha:

Aaron, you have to take action...get a red light up on your front porch, make a bonfire in the front yard, strip off, cover yourself in red paint, and chant loudly from 3 till 5 am every day....Might put her off for a while....OR she might come over and offer to share whatever hidden treasures she's hiding in the attic/basement..hobo's, corpses, dead sisters in cheerleading outfits.....:whistle:

every one of those things turn tca on :haha:

[T.c.a.]

every one of those things turn tca on :haha:

I thought i told you to stop bloody telling people about our early morning rituals :glare: :haha:

[Brick Shit House]

ever see the burbs ???
Classic
When you start to see her digging in the backyard then GTFO

[joker]

dude she sending u messages: next time asked in these words; hey hunn I was wondering since u have the soap and all out would you mind scrubiing me down as well, because i sure can use a woman's touch right now! :haha:

[T.c.a.]

ever see the burbs ???
Classic
When you start to see her digging in the backyard then GTFO

i have :P :thumbs:

[EviLWaYz]

maybe she found it on the side of the road and she is hosing it down to make it look new to give to her son cos she's so tight she doesn't want to buy him a new 1! :haha:

[Zeus]

Sounds like a meth addict to me, all my cousins who live there are all scabby heads from that shit lol.

[Brick Shit House]

Grab a rock bring it home see if she will trade for her tv

Then you will know :)

[joker]

if she cute , or somewhat just do it bro it would be free and exciting! :lol:

[Az]

and without all those teeth i bet she gives great head

[Nova]

and without all those teeth i bet she gives great head

A gummy? :O

[805_420]

FUCK THAT call her a tweaker, tell her to go eat some food, then tell her to go to bed!!!

she probably hides from the sun during the day

[Zeus]

FUCK THAT call her a tweaker, tell her to go eat some food, then tell her to go to bed!!!

she probably hides from the sun during the day

a tweaked out vampire? maybe washing blood off the porch.

[Az]

this beats the hell out of true blood

[805_420]

this beats the hell out of true blood

that show is so fucking cheesy. it sucks... no pun intended

[joker]

Pinz I wish I was her nieghbor; I be fucking her all fucking night and all the next day! maybe you can see if she is a tweaker and become her pimp! :haha:

[Az]

that show is so fucking cheesy. it sucks... no pun intended

none taken i was taking the piss. on subject, if wombats could fly this ho-down would be as funky as a chicken

[Cheeky]

this beats the hell out of true blood

What is that??

I still wanna see pinz in red paint chanting...:waiting:

[pinzNneedlz]

What is that??

I still wanna see pinz in red paint chanting...:waiting:

never gonna happen babe!!! what may happen however is i put up a blacklight out front, and cover my body in day-glo paint...i'll get a bow and start shooting flaming arrows in the sky, and at her doorstep. if she comes out, she's sane...if she doesn't come out, she'll think she's hallucinating from the good dope. i remember my days with it. when i took a hit of good dope, i saw, and heard shit. it could also have been the fact i was usually up for 7 or 8 days in a row. anyways...i know one when i see one. and this one IS one...oh and joker, hell no she's not cute at all. Kristy, send that cheerleader uniform over, i'll take pics in it...:haha:

[Cheeky]

never gonna happen babe!!! what may happen however is i put up a blacklight out front, and cover my body in day-glo paint...i'll get a bow and start shooting flaming arrows in the sky, and at her doorstep. if she comes out, she's sane...if she doesn't come out, she'll think she's hallucinating from the good dope. i remember my days with it. when i took a hit of good dope, i saw, and heard shit. it could also have been the fact i was usually up for 7 or 8 days in a row. anyways...i know one when i see one. and this one IS one...oh and joker, hell no she's not cute at all. Kristy, send that cheerleader uniform over, i'll take pics in it...:haha:

I believe we have a deal Aaron ;)

I have 4 large blacklights out in my entertainment area..they are good value..(gin and tonic glows bright blue under them :O)......You'll have to organise this glo paint/flamethrowing event to coincide with my return to the usa to eat at your restaurant :haha:. Either that or get the cam ready ;)

[lurkmode]

never gonna happen babe!!! what may happen however is i put up a blacklight out front, and cover my body in day-glo paint...i'll get a bow and start shooting flaming arrows in the sky, and at her doorstep. if she comes out, she's sane...if she doesn't come out, she'll think she's hallucinating from the good dope. i remember my days with it. when i took a hit of good dope, i saw, and heard shit. it could also have been the fact i was usually up for 7 or 8 days in a row. anyways...i know one when i see one. and this one IS one...oh and joker, hell no she's not cute at all. Kristy, send that cheerleader uniform over, i'll take pics in it...:haha:

that pretty much sums it up right there bud... lmao:haha:

[T.c.a.]

i like to fuck malfunctioning blenders :D

[pinzNneedlz]

i like to fuck malfunctioning blenders :D

if you screwed a funtioning blender, you wouldn't screw anything else again...EVER!!!

[T.c.a.]

if you screwed a funtioning blender, you wouldn't screw anything else again...EVER!!!

I have a platinum dick :P

[NightMare]

tungsten carbide blades

[T.c.a.]

a diamond dick too :P

[Cheeky]

Why has this thread turned into a "Jesse's Dick" thread.....??
:joker: (omg, I love that smiley)

[T.c.a.]

cos, my dick is a girls best friend ;) :P

[Cheeky]

cos, my dick is a girls best friend ;) :P

:haha:

[T.c.a.]

:haha: oh i want you

i knew you couldnt resist me ;) :haha:

[Raskil]

cos, my dick is a girls best friend ;) :P

Im so guna use that sometime :whistle:

[T.c.a.]

Im so guna use that sometime :whistle:

:haha: feel free ;) :P