DnD
24th June 2009, 12:57 PM
It's time we talked about the very important subject of Sandwich Construction. A lot of people out there seem to like to slap a sandwich together any haphazard way, but this just will not do for me. So are you a sloppy sandwicher, or do you have a method?
My sandwich construction goes as follows:
1. bottom bread gets mustard, always
2. meat goes on the mustardy bottom bread, always.
3. cheese goes on the other side of the meat, always. there are no exceptions to rules 1-3.
4. after the cheese goes the smaller vegetative toppings, onions, peppers, mushrooms, etc.
5. after the smaller topping I will put sauce if there is sauce, ketchup and relish if you're into that kind of thing. I like my sauces to mix and mingle with the smaller vegetative toppings. It's a party.
6. next is tomatoe slices (on a side note, people who don't know how to slice a tomatoe make me sick.) than lettuce, lettuce is pretty much optional and just there for looks.
7. mayo goes on the top bread, next to the veggies. always. mayo and veggies just go together like meat and mustard. my thoughts...
8. cut the sandwich, diagonal or horizontal depending on how I feel, I like to mix it up sometimes :P
If somebody serves me a sandwich that is not up to code, I seriously will take it apart and put it back together.
So how do you like to do it?
My sandwich construction goes as follows:
1. bottom bread gets mustard, always
2. meat goes on the mustardy bottom bread, always.
3. cheese goes on the other side of the meat, always. there are no exceptions to rules 1-3.
4. after the cheese goes the smaller vegetative toppings, onions, peppers, mushrooms, etc.
5. after the smaller topping I will put sauce if there is sauce, ketchup and relish if you're into that kind of thing. I like my sauces to mix and mingle with the smaller vegetative toppings. It's a party.
6. next is tomatoe slices (on a side note, people who don't know how to slice a tomatoe make me sick.) than lettuce, lettuce is pretty much optional and just there for looks.
7. mayo goes on the top bread, next to the veggies. always. mayo and veggies just go together like meat and mustard. my thoughts...
8. cut the sandwich, diagonal or horizontal depending on how I feel, I like to mix it up sometimes :P
If somebody serves me a sandwich that is not up to code, I seriously will take it apart and put it back together.
So how do you like to do it?