FAO Azura

[T.c.a.]

you fucking moldy piece of bread, stop spreading rumours about me you useless cunt :@

[Az]

can we really not do this on the forum jess?

[newportbadboy]

Lets do it :D

[EviLWaYz]

:popcorn:

[Az]

it's not a rumor when there are pics to prove it you dickweed

[Az]

pic for confirmation

http://www.leflog.net/images/Chuck-Palahniuk-Robbie-Mc-Claran.jpg

[$treet pharmaci$t]

What am I missing :D

[T.c.a.]

pictures of what, just how big of a slagweeded cunt your girlfriend is? man seriously, if i was fucking a slag that pussy looked like a pile of cow shit, i'd be a little butthurt too, i mean really man, does it hurt knowing you toook the ugliest bitch you could find and she dont want your rank ass dick

heres a novel idea, stop fucking 2 bit crack whores, you should atleast set your sights higher then your girlfriends clearly were :P

[EviLWaYz]

i wanna see these pics to prove idk what but im sure the pics will explain! :haha:

[Az]

pictures of what, just how big of a slagweeded cunt your girlfriend is? man seriously, if i was fucking a slag that pussy looked like a pile of cow shit, i'd be a little butthurt too, i mean really man, does it hurt knowing you toook the ugliest bitch you could find and she dont want your rank ass dick

heres a novel idea, stop fucking 2 bit crack whores, you should atleast set your sights higher then your girlfriends clearly were :P

fine, you want me to make you squeal like a pig than i will deliver.

I've not to worry about what my woman looks like as long as i've got one, tis much better than that fleshlight you conveniently use for both drinking your cheap booze and fucking, i guess if you leave a little liquor it numbs it up for you eh? fuck away you retarded muppet and continue to deny the picture of the fleshlight on your dresser, it just makes you look more and more pathetic by the minute.

[T.c.a.]

fine, you want me to make you squeal like a pig than i will deliver.

I've not to worry about what my woman looks like as long as i've got one, tis much better than that fleshlight you conveniently use for both drinking your cheap booze and fucking, i guess if you leave a little liquor it numbs it up for you eh? fuck away you retarded muppet and continue to deny the picture of the fleshlight on your dresser, it just makes you look more and more pathetic by the minute.

Same predictable shit from a predictable guy, did you go bang your head on a typewriter to get the same shit you beeen dribbling, dude, if you dont stop, im gonna hafta call the CPS for mistreatment of a retard, seriously, did you snort crack from a young age or did you find the bleach your parents kept in the off colour label.

Why do you not do the world a favour an go make like a kite and fly, off the highest point you can find, if you live, go headbutt a moving car, i'd say you're a worthless piece of shit, but alot of shit is useful.

[Raskil]

Whats a fleshlight :S

[Az]

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steven A. Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy.[2] He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection".

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Fleshlight-300.jpg

[Raskil]

How you know what they look like :O

[Nova]

:popcorn:

[Zeus]

Whats a fleshlight :S

you got a purdy mouth

[Nova]

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steven A. Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy.[2] He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection".

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Fleshlight-300.jpg



Whats stealth? :S

[Little Mama]

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steven A. Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy.[2] He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection".

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Fleshlight-300.jpg


How do you know so much about them anyways?? Just an observation :whistle:

[herojuana]

judging by the citations in [] i reckon he copied that off wiki... or some similar site anyways

[Az]

How do you know so much about them anyways?? Just an observation :whistle:

Just Fucking Google It (http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com)

have a nice day

[Alf uckem]

haha death by camera

[Az]

so back on topic lil tca is all pissed off over what he claims to be a rumor, I guess I stole your rattle away from you with that last one. tis surprising cuz usually you couldnt pull a retards magicstick away from it to save your life, must have been passed out on petroleum ether again.

so as we pull the shades up for you this morning and you blindly stumble into this thread and start mashing the keys with the lights out you will notice that you're still just a fucking joke.

[Dalamar]

:popcorn:

:couch:

[Nova]

:popcorn:

:couch:

can i haz a beer? i got weed.

:joint:

[Hoodaphuc]

can i haz a beer? i got weed.

:joint:

:couch:

[T.c.a.]

so back on topic lil tca is all pissed off over what he claims to be a rumor, I guess I stole your rattle away from you with that last one. tis surprising cuz usually you couldnt pull a retards magicstick away from it to save your life, must have been passed out on petroleum ether again.

so as we pull the shades up for you this morning and you blindly stumble into this thread and start mashing the keys with the lights out you will notice that you're still just a fucking joke.

Used to stealing stuff from children eh? Rattles, candy, anal cherries, do you drug them first or just go right ahead and have your way with them?

Blindly stumble? Sorry, im not like you, i dont live with my head so far up somebody elses ass my eyes are caked full of shit and i cant see where im going, i've heard of brown nosing, but you're so far up my ass, when you pull yourself out, you'll be darker then barack obama, i'd consider showering, its not healthy to be that covered in shit.

On another note, i must congratulate you on consistently being about as intelligent as a monkey thats been smacked in the head with a brick, go bash a keyboard and dribble somewhere more constructive, like i dunno, in the bathtub. :thumbs:

[ZERAT]

jesse will you sell me your fleshlight? :heybabe:

[T.c.a.]

jesse will you sell me your fleshlight? :heybabe:

Sure, $379 bucks, cum comes complimentry (sp) as lube. :thumbs:

[ZERAT]

Sure, $379 bucks, cum comes complimentry (sp) as lube. :thumbs:

oh id only buy it for the complimentary cum :heybabe:

im gon' make my own little baby Jesse's :tca:

[Az]

Used to stealing stuff from children eh? Rattles, candy, anal cherries, do you drug them first or just go right ahead and have your way with them?

Blindly stumble? Sorry, im not like you, i dont live with my head so far up somebody elses ass my eyes are caked full of shit and i cant see where im going, i've heard of brown nosing, but you're so far up my ass, when you pull yourself out, you'll be darker then barack obama, i'd consider showering, its not healthy to be that covered in shit.

On another note, i must congratulate you on consistently being about as intelligent as a monkey thats been smacked in the head with a brick, go bash a keyboard and dribble somewhere more constructive, like i dunno, in the bathtub. :thumbs:

obama is the whitest black guy in america, so either you're colorblind because youre autistic or you've drank too much of that ether already.

Id say if you were out on the corner where you belong your mom might have enough money for transportation and you could get a job, but i'm sure rolling her down the hill to the welfare office is more convenient for you, at least that way you can trade your food stamps for the crack you seem to consistently smoke.

And speaking of cracks, i know where you keep your unemployment check, and so does the teller, tis why she always gives you that face :winky:

[pinzNneedlz]

are you guys flaming for the sake of flaming? or is there really something behind it???:)

[T.c.a.]

obama is the whitest black guy in america, so either you're colorblind because youre autistic or you've drank too much of that ether already.

Id say if you were out on the corner where you belong your mom might have enough money for transportation and you could get a job, but i'm sure rolling her down the hill to the welfare office is more convenient for you, at least that way you can trade your food stamps for the crack you seem to consistently smoke.

And speaking of cracks, i know where you keep your unemployment check, and so does the teller, tis why she always gives you that face :winky:

A mum joke, nice there, did you sit there for a couple of hours trying to fabricate something decent and then just decided "fuck it, i'll be stale".

Man, you're as used up as a dead hooker with cum dripping out her nose, you're more stale then 70 year old cum soaked pussy, i suppose when you're as pitiful as you, you'll take anything you can get though, right?

Welfare office :haha: thats cute, you know the only reason i ever go there is to drop your broke ass off, i mean are you and the black guy named george still good buddies or what? I know waiting in line is tiresome, but dick sucking is never a great hobby son.

[Alf uckem]

Quick resolution:

Jesse ditch the fleshlight, and move to be with az you can cut the sexual tension with a big fuck off knife

[Brick Shit House]

obama is the whitest black guy in america, so either you're colorblind because youre autistic or you've drank too much of that ether already.

Id say if you were out on the corner where you belong your mom might have enough money for transportation and you could get a job, but i'm sure rolling her down the hill to the welfare office is more convenient for you, at least that way you can trade your food stamps for the crack you seem to consistently smoke.

And speaking of cracks, i know where you keep your unemployment check, and so does the teller, tis why she always gives you that face :winky:


Hey she gave me a BJ for foodstamps and it was a dollar of Spam and 2 bucks off odoules .5% beer :haha:

[T.c.a.]

Quick resolution:

Jesse ditch the fleshlight, and move to be with az you can cut the sexual tension with a big fuck off knife

he is already back in the basement :thumbs:

[Az]

he is already back in the basement :thumbs:

i'll get to your sorry ass when i have time, i work for a living.

[T.c.a.]

i'll get to your sorry ass when i have time, i work for a living.

Who took your gag out, cunt?

[Az]

A mum joke, nice there, did you sit there for a couple of hours trying to fabricate something decent and then just decided "fuck it, i'll be stale".

Man, you're as used up as a dead hooker with cum dripping out her nose, you're more stale then 70 year old cum soaked pussy, i suppose when you're as pitiful as you, you'll take anything you can get though, right?

Welfare office :haha: thats cute, you know the only reason i ever go there is to drop your broke ass off, i mean are you and the black guy named george still good buddies or what? I know waiting in line is tiresome, but dick sucking is never a great hobby son.

yeah only that's not a joke, the slag is so fat you have to roll her down inclines just to get her to the gas station to buy her a carton of smokes so she can inhale more carbon monoxide now that you're alive than when she did when she was pregnant with you.

If i'm stale you must have already been pulled off the shelf and chucked to the hogs boy because you seem to repeat yourself like a dog on your leg after you work your retard stick.

Last I heard you were sitting at the welfare office looking to trade a piece of crack you found on the floor of your pinto to pick up a stray hooker who just might wanna party for 5 minutes of pleasure and 2 seconds of a dick inside her.

Chant on you fucking silly eskimo, tis starting to look bleak for you.

[HellRaiser]

I prefer my vagina's come attached with Women. ;)

[T.c.a.]

yeah only that's not a joke, the slag is so fat you have to roll her down inclines just to get her to the gas station to buy her a carton of smokes so she can inhale more carbon monoxide now that you're alive than when she did when she was pregnant with you.

If i'm stale you must have already been pulled off the shelf and chucked to the hogs boy because you seem to repeat yourself like a dog on your leg after you work your retard stick.

Last I heard you were sitting at the welfare office looking to trade a piece of crack you found on the floor of your pinto to pick up a stray hooker who just might wanna party for 5 minutes of pleasure and 2 seconds of a dick inside her.

Chant on you fucking silly eskimo, tis starting to look bleak for you.

You dribble more shit then somebody who has eaten laxative laced curry buffet, if this was any more exciting of an effort for you, i very well might send you to talk to a room full of insomniacs, least you'd be useful as a sleeping aid, incase you didn't pick up on it, i was calling you more dull then a monday morning with a blow up doll.

Speaking of blow up dolls, hows your latest going? Hope you didn't pop her with your pin dick, can be very a very tricky scenario fucking a blow up will with a pin dick, oh wait i wouldnt know, cos i may only last 2 seconds inside a hooker, but its still less pathetic then you lasting 1 minute with a blow up doll that has some hot girls picture taped to it.

Tell me, do you still spend 3 hours afterwards, sobbing loudly, praying to a non-existent god that girls dont find you creepy, disturbing and smelling more then a little of stale cum, faeces and sweat, just so you could maybe once come closer to pussy then the neighbours cat.

[NightMare]

i'll get to your sorry ass when i have time, i work for a living.

he doest have time for tca is why this thread is going

[Nazkyn]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1192/1330611691_87a29f3a43.jpg

[NightMare]

what the fuck is that really what i tlooks like or creative editing

[Nazkyn]

It's what it looks like, doesn't look like it's been edited anyway.

[Uganja]

So jesse has a fleshlight, makes sense for them to do one in a size that you can attach to your keyring I guess.