Swiss's Ashes Sledging Thread!

[Sir Brian]

bring it on!

anyone wants some sledging then make a thread in AIW :P

For those who are wondering what we mean....

Sledging: Sledging is the tactic of talking to players on the opposition side (particularily batsmen) with the objective of destroying either their concentration or their confidence/self esteem.


Jesse, Rolf Harris has got more chance of dijaridooing my mother than your lot have of winning the Ashes! :fu:

Jim 1, your "bowlers" are about as acurate as your use of the English language - 4 leg slips and 2 backstops this summer is it!?!?!

Swiss, theres more chance of a Yorkshireman buying a round than there is Pietersen scoring runs today. :fu:


Shite i know :glare: but it's a start...

:haha: :bubble: :hiya: :haha:


Bring it you convicts.... :eng: :eng:

[Jacx]

Wooohoo game on u aussie bastards

[Cheeky]

Ahhhh, the good ol days, they seriously dont sledge like this anymore....
For Sir:

1 Mark Waugh to Jimmy Ormond on his Test debut, 2001: “Mate, what are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England.”
Ormond: “Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my own family.”

2 Merv Hughes to Graeme Hick et al: “Mate, if you just turn the bat over you'll find the instructions on the other side.”

3 Hughes again: “Does your husband play cricket as well?”

4 Mike Atherton, on Merv Hughes: “I couldn't work out what he was saying, except that every sledge ended with ‘arsewipe’.”

5 Dennis Lillee to Mike Gatting, 1994: “Hell, Gatt, move out of the way. I can't see the stumps.”

6 Derek Randall to Lillee, after taking a glancing blow to the head: “No good hitting me there, mate, nothing to damage.”

7 Ian Healy, placing a fielder yards away at cover when Nasser Hussain was batting: “Let's have you right under Nasser's nose.”

8 Tony Greig, England’s South African-born captain, to the young David Hookes, 1977: “When are your balls going to drop, Sonny?”
Hookes: “I don't know, but at least I'm playing cricket for my own country.” Hookes hit Greig for five consecutive fours.

9 Rod Marsh, late Seventies: “How's your wife and my kids?”
Ian Botham: “The wife's fine – the kids are retarded.”

10 Bill Woodfull, Australia’s captain in the Bodyline series of 1932-33, responding to Douglas Jardine's complaint that a slip fielder had sworn at him: “All right, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?”

:thumbs:

[Sir Brian]

1 Mark Waugh to Jimmy Ormond on his Test debut, 2001: “Mate, what are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England.”
Ormond: “Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my own family.”


That ones a fucking brilliant reply!!! :D

[Cheeky]

Honestly, Im not much of a sledger, but some of these are so fucking funny, had to share:

*Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot - AUSTRALIAN fan to England spinner Phil Tufnell

*I'll bowl you a fucking piano, you Pommie poof. Let's see if you can play that - MERV HUGHES to England batsman Michael Atherton

*You're just upset because no one loves you any more - KEVIN PIETERSEN to Australian one-day all-rounder Shane Watson, who had just been dumped by his girlfriend

:haha:

[T.c.a.]

Take the cunts home with you, i hate cricket. :P

[Cheeky]

Trust England to bring the rain on when they're getting their asses whipped already :whistle:
Lets hope for their sake Kevin Pieterson doesnt brake an ankle, wrist, contract swine flu or anything like that.......