Important question

[RobCheadle]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

[DnD]

these modern monkeys and apes evolved from lower species of mammals while we were evolving from the monkeys and apes of the past. :dunno:

[RobCheadle]

Fuck... never thought of that... thanks for clearing that up for me D&D, I'll go tell my monkey.

[Kloaked Spirit]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

Those were the stoned monkeys and apes, as evidenced by the fact that they fling shit at each other for laughs.

[RobCheadle]

Those were the stoned monkeys and apes, as evidenced by the fact that they fling shit at each other for laughs.

lmao!! Doesnt every one sling shit for fun?

oops, maybe it's just me and my cronies :$ :$

[Phuquit]

Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey...

[Antoper]

bubbles??

[odd th0mas]

nah, it's highly unlikely that humans evolved from apes. It is more logical to assume that primates were used as genetic stock by the nefilim to make human hybrids via genetic manipulation. That's would explain why we share so much DNA with the apes.

[RobCheadle]

nah, it's highly unlikely that humans evolved from apes. It is more logical to assume that primates were used as genetic stock by the nefilim to make human hybrids via genetic manipulation. That's would explain why we share so much DNA with the apes.

Interesting... tell me more

The amount of primate life sustainable by the forest could have been reached and humans evolved from apes that were forced to adapt to a different habitat, or the forests in a certain area could have been destroyed with a large number of primates surviving and we could have evolved from them.

...or we could have evolved from fish :O :| :S

[tca]

or we could of hatched from eggs!!!

[RobCheadle]

or we could of hatched from eggs!!!

Ah but who/what laid the eggs?

[tca]

well, perhaps we genetically mutated like the chickens in the dinosaur egg


think about it ;-)

[RobCheadle]

well, perhaps we genetically mutated like the chickens in the dinosaur egg


think about it ;-)


**goes away to think :run: :confused2:

[tca]

or, this is a more plausible theory, perhaps we are aliens, sent here from our home planet/s to one day fully reliese our potential and own the universe? :D

[RobCheadle]

or, this is a more plausible theory, perhaps we are aliens, sent here from our home planet/s to one day fully reliese our potential and own the universe? :D


The universe as we know it is a toy sat in an Alien kids bedroom that he plays with/watches grow and develop, a bit like Sim City.

lmao.. we are one huge experiment for some spotty alien teenagers amusement.

shit I gotta stop thinking my head hurts.

[tca]

oh man, the shit you could think about for hours eh :D

oh does this mean one day a big alien much like bart off the simpsons is gonna come in and squash us? :-S i don't like our future now lol

[Pot4life]

my head hurts

[DnD]

or, this is a more plausible theory, perhaps we are aliens, sent here from our home planet/s to one day fully reliese our potential and own the universe? :D

being 'aliens' is just a matter of perspective. you think E.T. called himself an alien?

[tca]

it depends, do you say is the glass half full, do you say the glass is half empty, or do you say, are you gonna drink that? ;)

it has no relavence to what you said, i just think we all need to remember that ;)

[Cowboy From Hell]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

And why did Charlton Heston and Mark Walbergh ended up in the Planet of the Apes?

[RobCheadle]

And why did Charlton Heston and Mark Walbergh ended up in the Planet of the Apes?

Was that real? :$

[Cowboy From Hell]

I'm not quite certain mate, but hey who is better at teaching history than Hollywood