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ZERAT
22nd July 2009, 08:31 PM
ok i was away last weekend getting merry with my mates (and no that doesn't mean gay sexual intercourse) and i downed a pint (IMPERIAL MEASUEMENT...not a pusssy USA pint measurment) of beer.
i know there are probz faster people than me but i think im pretty fast...the beer was Fosters (my favourite :) ) and it was out of a measuring jug for exact measurements :P oh and it was roughly 3 seconds
Martin our 3 stage chugging race is still on i hope? :P
1) lager
2) poof juice
3) ale
PLEASE NOTE: blackpool is shit for a night out :P
for you USA people a UK pint is 20oz not 16oz like yours lol
Fr4ozNvhyJQ
after it i hold my nose because i had a bit of fizz at the top LOL
Infidel
22nd July 2009, 08:37 PM
that's impressive
!clo!
22nd July 2009, 09:01 PM
Damn ya got me beat on thAt nice one :D
newportbadboy
22nd July 2009, 09:05 PM
Liam is like the gay version of Ron Weasley :haha:
edit: impressive for a skinny ginger boy
Zeus
22nd July 2009, 09:16 PM
It would be close, we use to fill up a funnel with a hose attached to it with 2-3 beers in it at a time.
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/4405/1.jpg
Infidel
22nd July 2009, 09:20 PM
It would be close, we use to fill up a funnel with a hose attached to it with 2-3 beers in it at a time.
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/4405/1.jpg
beer bongs a lot easier than drinking straight out of a glass or a can.
Sir Mankalot
22nd July 2009, 09:21 PM
beer bongs a lot easier than drinking straight out of a glass or a can.
i believe it's also more quantity
edit:
the beer bong
!clo!
22nd July 2009, 09:25 PM
Yea but gravity is a bitch so no comparison i agree with
Infidel
shadow
22nd July 2009, 09:58 PM
Beer bongs are different, do them at partys all the time.
Liam I think I can honestly say I can challange that, I've not met someone in person who can down a pint faster than me. If I remember next time I go out I'll get someone to film me downing a pint and we shall see.....and I won't have all the sissy cheering in the background, instead expect manly roars and ladys all over me :P (had to have a little dig mate)
But good job.
ps. Engins the biggest loser on oddthought ignore the bum
ZERAT
22nd July 2009, 10:04 PM
Beer bongs are different, do them at partys all the time.
Liam I think I can honestly say I can challange that, I've not met someone in person who can down a pint faster than me. If I remember next time I go out I'll get someone to film me downing a pint and we shall see.....and I won't have all the sissy cheering in the background, instead expect manly roars and ladys all over me :P (had to have a little dig mate)
But good job.
ps. Engins the biggest loser on oddthought ignore the bum
hey you should have seen all the girls outside the caravan screaming for me.
haha well kudos....you must also be excellent at sex like all us fast beer drinkers?
e11even
22nd July 2009, 10:09 PM
Fosters, Liam... really? :|
Pretty cool though, i'm not even gonna try to drink a pint of anything that fast. Did you film any other drunken antics?
edit: and you are soooo manly, handsome, talented and good in bed.
ZERAT
22nd July 2009, 10:13 PM
Fosters, Liam... really? :|
Pretty cool though, i'm not even gonna try to drink a pint of anything that fast. Did you film any other drunken antics?
edit: and you are soooo manly, handsome, talented and good in bed.
oh
why
thankyou
Amber
....what an out of the blue and off the cuff set of compliments.
:angel:
shadow
22nd July 2009, 10:18 PM
hey you should have seen all the girls outside the caravan screaming for me.
haha well kudos....you must also be excellent at sex like all us fast beer drinkers?
LOL out of that whole post all you picked up on was the small insignificant part about women, I wonder why...? lol
we all know you're a sex god. no need to rub it in to us lesser folks ;)
And no, I suck at sex, but once you have them in the sack it's a bit late for them to complain and after I've had my 5 minutes of fun I don't really care what they think :P
And Eleven (I think that was your name) *whispers* I like fosters also but I prefer bud, tiger or when I'm chilling out and fancy something lighter corona.
T.c.a.
22nd July 2009, 11:14 PM
Warning, excess consumption of beer will cause you to think you're more studly then you think.
Nova
23rd July 2009, 07:42 AM
thats impressive... i can down rum and cokes that fast :thumbs:
el capitan pwnage
23rd July 2009, 07:51 AM
the captain approves
EviLWaYz
23rd July 2009, 07:53 AM
im more impressed by them lushes ginger locks!!!!! :D
herojuana
23rd July 2009, 07:55 AM
i hate downing beer, but more than that i hate fosters
it is possibly the single worst drink ever made. why not drink ale or whisky like real men?
i couldn't down a drink that fast though, the fizz gets the better of me :(
*B.I.G - J.O.E*
23rd July 2009, 10:30 AM
:wow: impressive
Now can you handle you zoots aswell...?
Sir Brian
23rd July 2009, 11:18 AM
How can you list Fosters as your "favourite" drink?!?! :S
I dont think i could nail a lager that quick, i recon i could got toe to toe with you on pints of Abbot Ale ;)
It is seriously immpresive though - but where the fuck does it go!?!?! You're like a fucking rake! :|
We seriously need an OddThought piis up somewhere (Y) (in Britain ;))
Brick Shit House
23rd July 2009, 02:10 PM
I held the record in my home town for shot gunning a beer They had a stop watch and i was done in just a hair under a second. Those fuckers challenged me many many times and after i relized it i had downed a dozen beers in about 20 minutes ya bad night. Only to be 18 again lol
newportbadboy
23rd July 2009, 02:30 PM
Idiots,its only iced tea with lemon...he is underage to drink alcohol yet
Sir Mankalot
23rd July 2009, 02:34 PM
Idiots,its only iced tea with lemon...he is underage to drink alcohol yet
Not in his country.:yay:
Jacx
23rd July 2009, 02:38 PM
Idiots,its only iced tea with lemon...he is underage to drink alcohol yet
18 in UK u silly man! Not repressed like over here :P
Sir Brian
23rd July 2009, 02:41 PM
18 in UK u silly man! Not repressed like over here :P
We'z got healthy livers too :D
Well, from the age of 14 and younger :P
newportbadboy
23rd July 2009, 02:42 PM
18 in UK u silly man! Not repressed like over here :P
Liam is only 14 :S
he is same age as ron weasley
James T
23rd July 2009, 08:21 PM
would of been even more impress with a pint of :stella:
*B.I.G - J.O.E*
24th July 2009, 04:11 PM
would of been even more impress with a pint of :stella:
Wife Beater drink :|
Sir Brian
24th July 2009, 04:22 PM
Wife Beater drink :|
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
You live in Slough.... :| :| :|
:wraith:
ZERAT
24th July 2009, 04:32 PM
would of been even more impress with a pint of :stella:
why's that? :haha:
pinzNneedlz
24th July 2009, 05:13 PM
very impressive. i suppose in my younger years i could have given ya a run for your money. give me a pint of Guiness, i may be able to get that down due to the lack of carbonation...
cunexttuesday
24th July 2009, 05:24 PM
Liam is only 14 :S
he is same age as ron weasley
Ron Weasley is only two!!!
And he's the cutest kitty in the whole wide world!
DnD
25th July 2009, 07:04 PM
I could down a beer like that, no problem.
Did anybody used to watch the Man Show?? that guy could chug beers.
Ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy hoy hoy hoy!! :thumbs:
KACK
26th July 2009, 12:37 AM
It would be close, we use to fill up a funnel with a hose attached to it with 2-3 beers in it at a time.
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/4405/1.jpg
i love funnels, we brokeasses thats all we have.
the beer goes down my throat so easily :whistle:
T.c.a.
26th July 2009, 07:48 AM
i love funnels, we brokeasses thats all we have.
the cock goes down my throat so easily :whistle:
Fixed it for you. :haha:
Make the britain piss up next year and i'll slaughter all of you who think you can drink. ;) :P
HellRaiser
26th July 2009, 09:02 AM
What ever happened to actually enjoying the booze lol.
T.c.a.
26th July 2009, 09:03 AM
What ever happened to actually enjoying the booze lol.
Kids mate :P
and those who just chose to never mature :P
James T
26th July 2009, 03:46 PM
one its 5% & two its not nats piss fosters pfffffft
:gift:
Duffman
26th July 2009, 04:14 PM
you pussy, real men drink stella not fucking fosters
mr doom
26th July 2009, 05:49 PM
Liam is only 14 :S
he is same age as ron weasley
whats this ron weasley fixation all about m8?
:whistle:
HellRaiser
27th July 2009, 06:05 PM
Jesse, you realize that your Boxxy signature pics is done to represent an
"H" for "HellRaiser" right? hehehe.
So can you kindly remove your TCA Pharmacist beside it, thank you lol.
Krámse
27th July 2009, 06:45 PM
Reminds of "boat racing" when I was 18 (yeh yeh long term memory is still good)
My mate Dunc's was having a 18th party @ his mum's house for one of our friends, the friends parents were stict church folk and didn't like her drinking.
Anyway I was drinking Carlsberg Special :| and still had half a pint when my pal Gordon starts egging me to race him, he was on lager, so I glub my half pint down and re-fill to race him.
I just beat him but I had no time to celebrate, the large bacon omlette I'd had for dinner objected to the high speed beer wanting to share space with it and the beer started to bounce.
The look total terror on Duncs at the thought of me re-decorating his mum's house with Cali & Eggs caused a reflex reaction, I aimed for my now empty pint glass filling it to the rim without spilling a drop.
Clutching my pint of regurgitated Cali & half digested omlette I received a round of applause from the other party goers and Duncs's undieing gratitude.
Oh and that big shite Gordon claimed the win. :(
BIGRICK
27th July 2009, 06:59 PM
:haha: Brilliant Kramse
And I'm pretty sure I'm unable to down a pint that quick. VERY Impressive!!!
However..............
This Saturday I will give it a go, also my mate Phil is a Beer Monster I will get him to try too :P
But then...... We drink Stella.... It's about Quality, not quantity ;)
Still very quick!!
Do you even swallow the beer or are you one of those who are able to keep you throat open :| ( Ghey ;) )
Cracker4Life
27th July 2009, 07:43 PM
Very Impressive.
that skill will take you far in life :P
T.c.a.
27th July 2009, 08:35 PM
Jesse, you realize that your Boxxy signature pics is done to represent an
"H" for "HellRaiser" right? hehehe.
So can you kindly remove your TCA Pharmacist beside it, thank you lol.
Kindly GTFO :P
@ kramse :haha: thats fucking awesome mate!! :D
Raskil
27th July 2009, 08:48 PM
Liam can only do it so fast cause he learned to keep his throat open so he could deep throat dick :bleh:
*B.I.G - J.O.E*
28th July 2009, 11:18 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
You live in Slough.... :| :| :|
:wraith:
Its not that bad when you live here, just got to know the right people ;)
:cracker4life: :BIGRICK:
DnD
30th July 2009, 12:42 AM
Stellas isn't even good. all you stella freaks. We call is Wifebeater here too, lol!
On a side note, My new favourite beer is Innis & Gunn. Damn that stuff tastes good :)
Tech N9NE
18th August 2009, 02:07 AM
http://forum.oddthought.com/members/tech-n9ne-albums-pics-picture3589-dscf0559.jpg
ok... this :amflag: is gonna start drinking the extra 4 ounces.... my first attempt was @ 4.6 seconds.... fail.
Tech N9NE
18th August 2009, 02:47 AM
sorry to double post, but now im at 4 seconds flat... ill post video when its @ 3 seconds... one more gulp to illiminate.
Diezel
18th August 2009, 03:28 AM
sorry to double post, but now im at 4 seconds flat... ill post video when its @ 3 seconds... one more gulp to illiminate.
You will not be able to stand up bro,by the time you break that record :haha:
6m$SexGod
18th August 2009, 06:02 AM
hey you should have seen all the girls outside the caravan screaming for me.
haha well kudos....you must also be excellent at sex like all us fast beer drinkers?
They have all them dags with them? :P
FRAKSHA
18th August 2009, 08:04 AM
fuck all your cunts beers
TOOHEYS ED PLATINUM<3 fuckin best shit ull get
and fuck skulling quickly
go get a sack of fuckin goon and have a 1 minute skull
whats ur goon skull record jesse?
FRAKSHA
18th August 2009, 08:06 AM
6milll wher is your sig from i dont remember that LOL
T.c.a.
18th August 2009, 08:08 AM
fuck all your cunts beers
TOOHEYS ED PLATINUM<3 fuckin best shit ull get
and fuck skulling quickly
go get a sack of fuckin goon and have a 1 minute skull
whats ur goon skull record jesse?
Ugh, fuck knows, im usually already well blind by the time i even touch goon, thats like drinking bleach. :P
FRAKSHA
18th August 2009, 08:14 AM
yah same
Unless i started on goon
skull cups of it with orange juice till im well past sober and then jst skull straight out of the sack
T.c.a.
18th August 2009, 08:15 AM
yah same
Unless i started on goon
skull cups of it with orange juice till im well past sober and then jst skull straight out of the sack
:haha: thats the one :thumbs: goon and juice :P
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