Reverend Engin

[newportbadboy]

WELCOME TO THE WORLD WIDE CONGREGATION OF:
UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH MINISTERS

Reverend
Engin Gurakar



:D i m online minister now :newportbadboy:


I can legally perform a wedding..suck it up bitches :D

[cunexttuesday]

:jaijai:


Congrats.

:gift:

[herojuana]

i didn't think most churches let 'your type' in...

:bleh:

[newportbadboy]

WELCOME to the UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH MONASTERY

Reverend
Engin Gurakar
Sunday the 2nd of August 2009
NOTE: PLEASE READ AND RETAIN THIS DOCUMENT FOR YOUR RECORDS.


Congratulations! You are now a legally ordained minister for life, though you may relinquish your credentials at any time. AS OF Sunday the 2nd of August 2009 YOU HAVE BECOME A MEMBER OF THE PRESTIGIOUS CLERGY. You have earned a title worthy of admiration and respect.

Let it be known on this date that in accordance with the laws of the Universal Life Church Monastery, as ordaining officer, I, Brother Martin, do ordain you into our ministry. From this day forward, you are entitled to all of the rights of an ordained minister. You have the authority to perform marriages, baptisms, and all other ceremonies of the church. You are an independent minister of this church. This is a position that carries with it a burden of responsibility; please respect others and comply with the laws of the land.



:D

[newportbadboy]

:jaijai:


Congrats.

:gift:

i didn't think most churches let 'your type' in...

:bleh:

Now both of you get on your knees!

[cunexttuesday]

Now both of you get on your knees!

Again???

I'm not a machine!

[newportbadboy]

Again???

I'm not a machine!

God loves you :D

[herojuana]

Again???

I'm not a machine!

i am :heybabe:

[newportbadboy]

Waiting for e-confessions!

[HellRaiser]

All the little boy pee pee in mouth, fondeling and anal probe stories going to start now lol.