Cracker4Life
4th August 2009, 04:46 PM
Its so hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.
The birch says to the beech, is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
The beech says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. the birch says to the woodpecker, "you are a tree expert. can you tell me if that is a son of beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies "it is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch, however, it is the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.
The birch says to the beech, is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
The beech says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. the birch says to the woodpecker, "you are a tree expert. can you tell me if that is a son of beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies "it is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch, however, it is the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.