funny limericks

[NightMare]

the classic

there once was a man from nantucket
whos dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear were a cunt id fuck it

and some others

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair

post your funny limericks on here

[BRR]

i have a t-shirt that says i am the man from nantucket.

[BRR]

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my mom bought it for me.

[Az]

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[FRAKSHA]

not really a limerick but it takes the piss out of WALTZING matilida the aussie 'anthem' (so they wish it was)

WALTZING MATILDA WHO BLOODY KILLDA SITTIN IN THE GRASS WITH A DAGGER UP HER ASS ALONG CAME GRANNY CHOPPED OFF HER FANNY NOW THATS THE ENDDDD OFFFFFFFFF WALTZING MATILDA

[T.c.a.]

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She fed her kids with semen and poo
She spread her legs
And got fertilised eggs
Now she has centipedes in her vagoo

:bleh:

[e11even]

There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "Bless my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."



There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."



A friend of mine -- Charlie by name
Is a strategist with deadly aim.
He wants you to know
(So I'll say 'ere I go)
That you, friend, have just Lost The Game.

:4chan:

[T.c.a.]

:glare: you are an evil, evil woman :argh:

[Sir Mankalot]

And so sexy.