Pulled over by the police

[Chas]

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking Sir?"

"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"

"No," replies the officer, "you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

[the squid of despair]

:boo:

[Santo]

oh it was a bit funny. :ice:

[Treadon]

lol lol

[Dymond]

LOL I saw a british comedy skit that was similar to this..the cop pulls him over and says he gonna give him a drunk test. The guy says OK. so his partner gets out of the car and its this ugly fat woman and he says to the drunk guy 'Would you have sex with my partner'. The guy says 'YEAH!' so he arrests him..