Notahoe

[Az]

memorable quotes in no particular order

:hurr: = cool bro's/ho's (Aeon, Az, Uganja, Sir Brian)

:durr: = NotAHoe

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:durr: i want to live in the wilderness and not have anyone tell me that i have to buy land to stay there~but i want it to be socially acceptable so i can have my son with me~

:durr: I'm a tree hugger with a cause!

:hurr: so basically, you want to be a gypsy....

:durr: yes~

:hurr: that's just fucking mental

:hurr: LOL.... you wanna live in the forest out here.. is that what you are saying

:hurr: you could do it

:hurr: If you know how to handle cougars and bears and wolves and wolverines.. ect ect..

:durr: why because that is the way this earth started off~natives did not need brick siding~are they mental because they wanted to preserve the beauty?

:hurr: don't forget fish with teeth

:hurr: no they were mental because they were primative

:hurr: YOu would get killed on native land tho just so you know

:durr: i am from the sticks in northern minnesota~most in the states would consider that rugged! lol

:durr: i am a cub scout den leader~if that helps?

:hurr: are you seriously this naive or are you just playing?

:hurr: I just don't know you and i'm trying to get a feel for what i'm dealing with so i don't insult you

:durr: i just got back from the boundary waters~soo...i love it and would freeze my ass off in the winter but know many tricks for cold weather camping and survival~i know how to eat the local food by forraging what i need~ill be good~!

[Az]

:hurr: post that pic of notahoe from the POD in here for me

:hurr: http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/ab/26/1381047/original_image.png?1251814447

:durr: pod? tits~that would definately not be me you fuckin twirp!

:hurr: If you're going to be away from sex forever, i can recommend myself for one last good shag

:hurr: trolled. hard. uterus. exploded.

:durr: you obamicon me? when did this happen? and why are you suprised i have tits? it is why i keep getting sexually assaulted and the reason i am a femenist pig!in the first place! sheesh...do some research!

:hurr: you obamicon me? when did this happen? why are you surprised im as ufgly as i look?

:hurr: Can i sexuall assualt you?

:hurr: You have my font and colour, you may aswell have my std's too.

:durr: another reason i would rather live in the forest~

:hurr: so you can let your bush grow?

:durr: who the fuck cares? it is better than acquiring a bunch of std and being obsessed with how my vajayjay looks so i can turn into sum web slut!

:hurr: YOu can buy a Treehouse in BC...

:hurr: with water and power

:durr: no way!!!! that it my dream!

:hurr: jesus. Are you for real?

:durr: do they have tree house communities?

:hurr: look it up... they are not cheap

:hurr: yes

:durr: ill build my own~

:hurr: i mean, iv got a chain saw licence if you want me to help,

:durr: haha~great!

:hurr: that way you'll be nice and trim when you move into the forest

:durr: hell yeah~with the treehouse or with the bush~? lol

:hurr: Round Treehouses for Rent in BC - AOL Travel Canada (http://travel.aol.ca/article/travel-treehouse/63421/)

:durr: that is fuckin awesome!

:hurr: there's a number to call for more info

:durr: i want to live natural and that seems pretty damn unnatural but cool as hell!

:hurr: Mental health problems, information from the Mental Health Foundation (http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/information/mental-health-overview/mental-health-problems/) theres a number to call for more info

[Az]

:durr: funny guy here~eh?

:durr: have fun with your pampered ass working so hard to be comfortABLE WHEN IN REALITY, YOUR RELATIONSHIPS FAIL, YOU NEVER HAVE TIME TO ENJOY THE WORLD AROUND YOU AND YOU THERAPIST SEES MORE OF YOUR CASH THAN YOUR BABY MAMA!

:durr: wow~sorry to yell in caps~

:hurr: Dya want me to play your account for me while your out in the jungle?

:durr: nah~ill probably be able to play through my enlightened state of mind~lol!! Now that is crazay!

:hurr: oh yeah, you're right, that was crazy

:hurr: the other stuff, that was normal

:hurr: right, now i've been enlightened, i think its time i went home

:durr: okay~guys~have to work hard to be uncomfortable!see ya later~

:hurr: cya Ms BushTucker

:durr: I just hand fed a deer almost in the boundary waters~i had a handful of nuts! lol

:durr: i am serious~they were honey roasted and the little guys was curious!

:durr: i know how to make AWESOME snow forts!!

:durr: i took a cold weather survival class~it rocke!

:durr: ive also been to a hurricane party~just go to the center bar and drink till you die from boose or storm ~

:hurr: Hoe why you still here then FAILED!!!

:durr: cuz im smart

:durr: i am being forced to be den leader of my sons den again!!~ahhhh!! good thing i learned all the cool knots so i can tie them all up if they get out of line~lol

:hurr: poor kids

:durr: i know~i am pissed cuz i wanted cub scouts to be a place for a good male role-model, but there are no men around anywhere!!

:durr: i am a single mom so i thought it would be good for him~wtf!

:hurr: You have a son?

:durr: he is 7

:durr: at least i will lead them to live in the woods with me~lol

:hurr: What is his name?

:hurr: missing in utah lmaoooo

:durr: Bradley

:durr: ill brb~got to go find sum books~

:hurr: i leave and go home everyweekend for work, theres no jobs in town.

:durr: oh~that is gay~you should come live on a ecovillage with me and my son and unofficial boyfriend

[Sir Brian]

Love.

[Flipchic]

NaH, i think you need more of these ----> :flipchic: it can help improve your enlightened state of mind. So when you're out there in your tree house mansion, next thing you wanna do is fly like a bird.

[isahoe]

haha~I rock!

There must be someone out there who is cool like me....

[newportbadboy]

Yeah there is sasquatch :thumbs:

[isahoe]

that would be interesting~i would definately have to have a camera! That is how I would make my money to buy ???? hmm.....weed i would be growing so...???

[Guilty]

:hurr: You have my font and colour, you may aswell have my std's too.

:durr: another reason i would rather live in the forest~



:roflmao:


But seriously, be carefull in the woods. The pope shits in them.

[DarkNebula]

I heart you gusy

[Sir Mankalot]

I heart you gusy

hart*

I luv you.

[Uganja]

thank you for this, i'm going to revisit this thread everytime i feel down

[Jeffromofo]

Thanks Az

that was some srs lulz

<3

[Tech N9NE]

poor christine, always being assaulted on OT. :sad:

[BRR]

I am also not a whore... or a sandwich. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAuCN65LaB0)

[RedRum]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33177-1/ChatLog.gif?
NOT REALY BUT MY STEP SIS SUCKED MY COK 2DAY

[RedRum]

who fucked with my post :glar:

[Brick Shit House]

Yeah there is sasquatch :thumbs:


Or sqwaa snatch

[Az]

:hurr: hey, your getting picked on everytime i come onto OT now

:durr: i know~i am a magnet for this type of shit~if i am not showin tits but am speakin up ~they view it as a threat to their weird styles of living~idk~just a guess?! lol

:durr: i wish we could chillax and have fun~but i have been in a streesful living environment lately and do like taking out some pent up frustrations on here~tee hee

:hurr: im sorry, at least if you get away to your green life you wont have this =P

:durr: fuk yeah! my man is figuring it out~there is a really awesome place the rainbow family just started and they need help building!! With a recording studio and all!

:hurr: ewww hippie music

:durr: what!!!!!!!! why dont you like hippie music~right now they are making a cd for kids for charity!!

:durr: we already have a teepee just need the poles~

:hurr: drum circles, acoustic guitars and dudes who think they can sing isn't my favorite.

:durr: haha~you would not like my man then!! lol

:durr: he is a lennon wannabe~

:durr: lennon for him is like 2pac 4 me

:hurr: oh god, does he wear those stupid fucking glasses?

:durr: no, he doesn't like when people hide their eyes~and i did get him a pair of them and it was a match!

:durr: he is at a karoake contest as we speak!~lol

:durr: singin the beatles!

:hurr: i mean the beatles are good musicians and everything... but nothing to model your life after

:durr: yeah~i dont really think he models his life after anyone but i am not sure~he really tries to do right to the earth and people and is so great of a person!

:durr: last night his dad showed my 7 year old son a calendar full of half-naked chiks and i left~but he understood why~he didn't trip out and think i was crazy but he respected my decision and would have done the same thing! He doesn't like objectification!

:durr: most guys these days are disgusting~just ask clo!

:hurr: eat a kiddie cock with a side of ya fat friend jimmys cottage cheese

:durr: shut up already~i dont even know why you are so retarded so quit this stupid shit~

[!clo!]

:durr:shut up already~i dont even know why you are so retarded so quit this stupid shit~
:hurr:eat a kiddie cock with a side of ya fat friend jimmys cottage cheese :hurr:




:haha:

[Cheeky]

I tried to rep ya, clo.......you had me laughing......:P

[Kloaked Spirit]

:durr: i am a cub scout den leader~if that helps?

/earns objectifying women badge.